C'mere Sterling

[JsMom]

Are you the one whom sent Maytee her Pajama Grams? LC, is keeping your secert close to the vest. That is if, it's you.

[Smegma]

Your comma abuse hurts my right eye.

[Sterling]

No – it wasn’t me. This type of delicious deviousness reeks of a woman’s hand. I can only imagine what greetings were conveyed within the enclosed giftcard!

[JsMom]

Damn! I really thought I was on to you.

[Duchess]

[JsMom]

*gasp* Care to elaborate?

[Duchess]

No. I'm making an effort at disguising my true feelings...

...otherwise I'll go stark, raving mad. Postal.

I've just turned my lack of care factor to sky high.

[JsMom]

[Maggot]

neep,neep,neep,neep? neep! neep-neep?

[Duchess]

*nods*

[IMaDick]

No. I'm making an effort at disguising my true feelings...

...otherwise I'll go stark, raving mad. Postal.

I've just turned my lack of care factor to sky high.

This is how I like you, I know this way you won't be banging on my door after the banging.

I just hope you care if the the eggs are cooked right when you cook me breakfast.

[Duchess]

when you cook me breakfast

Snap out of it.

[IMaDick]

when you cook me breakfast

Snap out of it.

Ok, we'll go to IHOP.

[Duchess]

Hahahaha! 'K

That's more like it!

[Middle Finger]

when you cook me breakfast

Snap out of it.

I was concerned that you denied the breakfast part only, letting let the banging part stand.

[IMaDick]

when you cook me breakfast

Snap out of it.

I was concerned that you denied the breakfast part only, letting let the banging part stand.

You should be concerned if the economy will continue to support your job of sucking farts from dead chickens.

[Duchess]

letting let the banging part stand.

Nooooooo. I block that shit out.

[sally]

We should do a secret Mock Pajama Gram exchange. Just PM me your address and I will assign everyone a Pajama Gram buddy, it will be great fun.

[Duchess]

[email protected]

[JsMom]

o lord!