Denial of ass kissing

[IMaDick]

^^^^^^ Flintstone Phone? Just Curious...

Pretty much.

It was a damn good phone though.

[JsMom]

^^^^^^ Flintstone Phone? Just Curious...

Pretty much.

It was a damn good phone though.

I remember them but was to young to afford one.

[username]

Is it bad that I remember when cell phones were CAR phones? Seems so antiquated now but that's how they started (for all you stupid, young tards that don't know).

[HairOfTheDog]

Is it bad that I can't figure out how to post a promised private pic because it seems my only option is that it's already been posted on a public url? Ain't no "browse" options from the host computer?

[Duchess]

I think she is now rolling dubbies with Duchess and they are watching "Pride and Predjudice"!

I'd never be able to sit still long enough to watch it. It took me an entire weekend to watch The Blind Side a few years ago. However, I will sit still long enough to roll some doobies or fill a pipe/bong.

[Duchess]

I should start a stoner thread.

Yes, you should. I'll post in it daily.

[Duchess]

Is it bad that I can't figure out how to post a promised private pic because it seems my only option is that it's already been posted on a public url? Ain't no "browse" options from the host computer?

This thread may be helpful...or not.

http://mockforums.net/thread-5360.html

[IMaDick]

If it's on a public url it's far from private.

If it's the one you promised me, don't bother.

I figure promises made here are bullshit, ain't that right Duchess?

[Duchess]

I figure promises made here are bullshit, ain't that right Duchess?

I have no idea, Dick, take it up with whoever promised you something & didn't follow through.

[IMaDick]

I figure promises made here are bullshit, ain't that right Duchess?

I have no idea, Dick, take it up with whoever promised you something & didn't follow through.

This is the denial of ass kissing thread ,not the denial of promises thread.

[Duchess]

not the denial of promises thread.

Then start a denial of promises thread & voice your complaint/s there.

[IMaDick]

not the denial of promises thread.

Then start a denial of promises thread & voice your complaint/s there.

You should be psychologist.

[krystalshores]

That was disturbing.

[IMaDick]

That was disturbing.

I know when I saw it I immediately thought of Duchess and what she does with aussie.

[Middle Finger]

Ramsey is just dopey enough to be oblivious to how she comes off. That's what's annoying about her when you get down to it. Do we believe she is also dopey enough to really not know what someone can gain from ass-kissing? I don't know. It could be part of her play dumb and be fake thing. This is getting complicated.

Ass kissing on MOCK you stinkin garlic masher. If you think there is aything to be gained by ass kissing on Mock, you need to lay off the garlic and let yourself breath clean air for awhile.

There is something to be gained - some positive attention from Duchess. That's all any real Mock Man could want.

[Smegma]

That was disturbing.

Was it my goatse reference? That might have been a little over the top. But then I'm apparently a psycho so how far is too far? Points to ponder.

[Cracker]

That was disturbing.

Was it my goatse reference? That might have been a little over the top. But then I'm apparently a psycho so how far is too far? Points to ponder.

I already did the goatse thing here. It isn't the conent, it is the delivery.

[Smegma]

I'll make sure to read and memorize all your posts before commenting on a famous meme, I wouldn't want to plagiarize you.

[Cracker]

I'll make sure to read and memorize all your posts before commenting on a famous meme, I wouldn't want to plagiarize you.

That wasn't a slam. Unless you are a menopausal egocentric shutin that can't accept constructive criticism because you built your life on platitudes and wishes. I was actually supporting you for the use of goatse. But you didn't "hear" that part because you have thin skin (which is a common malady for those who suffer from an enduring lack of physical human contact. cat fur is soft. over time, that breaks down your body's natural ability to withstand the touch of men).

Cracker doesn't do egg shells.

[Smegma]

Forgive me, I didn't realize "It isn't the conent, it is the delivery." was constructive criticism since I don't know that the fuck conent means. Is that an algebraic term?

And you can pound egg shells up your withered ass as far as I'm concerned.