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#1
01-15-2012, 08:11 PM
I am a kind ruler a generous ruler and to prove it I have dirty virgins for everyone.hah
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01-15-2012, 08:14 PM
Take your dirty virginians and push them into the well. Preferably headfirst.
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01-15-2012, 08:18 PM
(01-15-2012, 08:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Take your dirty virginians and push them into the well. Preferably headfirst.

You're not making it easy to be nice to you.
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01-15-2012, 08:20 PM


I don't want a virgin, he needs to know what he's doing. I don't have the patience for on the job training.
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01-15-2012, 08:21 PM
Thirty virgins infidel............thirty virgins!!!
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#6
01-15-2012, 08:23 PM
Fucking hell, you 2 are the most backwards motherfuckers I have ever seen.

Dirty Virgin recipe

1 1⁄2 oz Tanqueray® gin
1⁄2 oz brown creme de cacao


Shake both ingredients with ice cubes in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a highball glass, and serve.

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#7
01-15-2012, 08:28 PM
Oh good...your turn tonight!

hah
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01-15-2012, 08:28 PM
Shit.........now you get all suff ist icated.
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01-15-2012, 08:29 PM
(01-15-2012, 08:28 PM)username Wrote: Oh good...your turn tonight!

hah

Cool, do you have an up to date health card?Blowing-kisses

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01-15-2012, 08:47 PM
(01-15-2012, 08:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: Shit.........now you get all suff ist icated.

Not hardly. I'm just trying to prevent getting my own "rantings of a lunatic" thread.

I believe in God now though. I was trying my hardest last night to scan in and post a photo and I couldn't get it to work.

THANK YOU, GOD!!!
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01-15-2012, 08:48 PM
(01-15-2012, 08:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-15-2012, 08:28 PM)username Wrote: Oh good...your turn tonight!

hah

Cool, do you have an up to date health card?Blowing-kisses

I do! Go! I like the kisses smiley--at least you're a friendly drunk.
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01-15-2012, 08:59 PM
I think I'll have on with you dick. I have been painting all day...still not finished.
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01-15-2012, 09:07 PM
(01-15-2012, 08:59 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I think I'll have on with you dick. I have been painting all day...still not finished.

Great, what are you painting?

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01-15-2012, 09:09 PM
(01-15-2012, 08:48 PM)username Wrote:
(01-15-2012, 08:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-15-2012, 08:28 PM)username Wrote: Oh good...your turn tonight!

hah

Cool, do you have an up to date health card?Blowing-kisses

I do! Go! I like the kisses smiley--at least you're a friendly drunk.

*gasps* Dick's drunk on a sunday? Wouldn't ya know!! He probably went out and bought it yesterday so he would have it for today. hah Dick's nice when he's drunk? I've got to see this!
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01-15-2012, 09:14 PM
(01-15-2012, 09:09 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(01-15-2012, 08:48 PM)username Wrote:
(01-15-2012, 08:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-15-2012, 08:28 PM)username Wrote: Oh good...your turn tonight!

hah

Cool, do you have an up to date health card?Blowing-kisses

I do! Go! I like the kisses smiley--at least you're a friendly drunk.

*gasps* Dick's drunk on a sunday? Wouldn't ya know!! He probably went out and bought it yesterday so he would have it for today. hah Dick's nice when he's drunk? I've got to see this!

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They sell booze here on sunday.



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01-15-2012, 09:19 PM
Aren't you the lucky one? They don't do that here. I don't drink anyways. yuck.
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01-15-2012, 09:22 PM
They don't sell booze here untill noon on Sunday, dumbest fucking law ever. God Forbid someone wants to go fishing on a Sunday and grab some ice and a 12 pack before they head out.
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01-15-2012, 09:40 PM
(01-15-2012, 09:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-15-2012, 08:59 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I think I'll have on with you dick. I have been painting all day...still not finished.
Great, what are you painting?

I finished my accent wall in the living room now I'm working on trim and the doors. It looks great, I'm not a professional so I'm happy it's turning out good. Smiley_emoticons_wink

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01-15-2012, 09:42 PM
(01-15-2012, 09:19 PM)JsMom Wrote: Aren't you the lucky one? They don't do that here. I don't drink anyways. yuck.

They just started selling it here too! It's still weird going into the liquor store on Sunday hah
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01-15-2012, 09:43 PM
(01-15-2012, 09:22 PM)sally Wrote: They don't sell booze here untill noon on Sunday, dumbest fucking law ever. God Forbid someone wants to go fishing on a Sunday and grab some ice and a 12 pack before they head out.

The state liquor stores here don't open till 11 AM on regular days and NOTHING is open on Sundays. Even most of the fucking restaurants are closed...

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