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#61
01-30-2012, 12:42 PM
(01-30-2012, 11:34 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-29-2012, 02:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: Weird little man.

Hush vinegar tits.

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01-30-2012, 03:54 PM
Imagine kissing her, it would be like kissing a bulldog that had just licked piss off a cactus.
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#63
01-30-2012, 05:16 PM
Eight Crazy Nights. Pahahaha!

Not really, I'm not having much in the way of "relations" (as my GF's mother used to call it when we were teenagers and she thought we didn't know she was talking about sex) at this point in my life.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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01-30-2012, 06:15 PM
(01-30-2012, 03:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Imagine kissing her.

Please don't. I would have to bend over. Or you could stand on a chair.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#65
01-31-2012, 08:27 AM
(01-30-2012, 06:15 PM)Cracker Wrote: Please don't. I would have to bend over. Or you could stand on a chair.

I wouldn't touch you to scratch you vinegar tits.
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#66
01-31-2012, 08:46 AM


Do most Mockers think about other Mockers in a sexual way?
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01-31-2012, 09:53 AM
(01-31-2012, 08:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Do most Mockers think about other Mockers in a sexual way?

Only you Duchess. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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01-31-2012, 10:16 AM
(01-31-2012, 08:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Do most Mockers think about other Mockers in a sexual way?

Seriously? Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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01-31-2012, 10:51 AM


Ignore me...please.
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#70
01-31-2012, 08:00 PM
(01-31-2012, 08:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Do most Mockers think about other Mockers in a sexual way?

Apparently so as you can tell from that other thread that turned into a discussion about Cracker's genitals.

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01-31-2012, 08:31 PM
(01-31-2012, 08:27 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I wouldn't touch you to scratch you vinegar tits.

You have T-Rex arms. I don't think you could reach to scratch your own ass.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#72
01-31-2012, 08:34 PM
(01-31-2012, 08:31 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-31-2012, 08:27 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I wouldn't touch you to scratch you vinegar tits.

You have T-Rex arms. I don't think you could reach to scratch your own ass.


Can't scratch his balls either, but then again...I don't think he has any.

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01-31-2012, 08:43 PM
(01-31-2012, 08:00 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-31-2012, 08:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Do most Mockers think about other Mockers in a sexual way?

Apparently so as you can tell from that other thread that turned into a discussion about Cracker's genitals.

He's fat and she's old and stupid. What else are they going to talk about other than pretending they have seen my kitty.

It is a little creepy, but what else can they say? I do well and I'm not a tard, so they can't talk shit about my life. I'm not ugly, so they can't say shit about my face (or lovely, long blonde hair). They just have a pretend kitty to work with.

I think it bothers ramsey that I am single by choice and not a grasping reject like she is. It must sting. The disabled pedohobbit is angry his life is shit. House husbands are bitter, I'm sure, when their wife is more successful than they are.

They aren't the only ones obsessed with my kitty, so I understand.
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#74
02-01-2012, 01:22 PM
ROFLMFAO

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02-01-2012, 01:50 PM
(01-31-2012, 08:43 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-31-2012, 08:00 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-31-2012, 08:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Do most Mockers think about other Mockers in a sexual way?

Apparently so as you can tell from that other thread that turned into a discussion about Cracker's genitals.

He's fat and she's old and stupid. What else are they going to talk about other than pretending they have seen my kitty.

It is a little creepy, but what else can they say? I do well and I'm not a tard, so they can't talk shit about my life. I'm not ugly, so they can't say shit about my face (or lovely, long blonde hair). They just have a pretend kitty to work with.

I think it bothers ramsey that I am single by choice and not a grasping reject like she is. It must sting. The disabled pedohobbit is angry his life is shit. House husbands are bitter, I'm sure, when their wife is more successful than they are.

They aren't the only ones obsessed with my kitty, so I understand.

You think I am angry that you are single by choice? Really? Even if I believed that, it wouldn't make me angry.
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#76
02-01-2012, 02:03 PM
(01-31-2012, 08:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: You have T-Rex arms. I don't think you could reach to scratch your own ass.

Those who post their picture get to take part in the physical appearence debate, those who don't post a picture because they are a hairy snaggletoothed manbeast don't.
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#77
02-01-2012, 02:04 PM
(02-01-2012, 02:03 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-31-2012, 08:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: You have T-Rex arms. I don't think you could reach to scratch your own ass.

Those who post their picture get to take part in the physical appearence debate, those who don't post a picture because they are a hairy snaggletoothed manbeast don't.

Those who post current photgraphs get to take part in the physical appearance debate.

not those who post 5 or 6 year old photo's like you did.
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#78
02-01-2012, 02:06 PM
(01-31-2012, 08:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: I am single by choice.

Not by your choice by every man on the planets choice.

Now go open your can of soup for one you spinster she hag.
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02-01-2012, 02:08 PM
(02-01-2012, 02:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Those who post current photgraphs get to take part in the physical appearance debate.

not those who post 5 or 6 year old photo's like you did.

I have lost weight and grown a beard, would you like a picture of my ass?

hah
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02-01-2012, 02:09 PM
(02-01-2012, 02:08 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(02-01-2012, 02:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Those who post current photgraphs get to take part in the physical appearance debate.

not those who post 5 or 6 year old photo's like you did.

I have lost weight and grown a beard, would you like a picture of my ass?

hah

I would like one of you in a casket.

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