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#41
03-13-2012, 08:52 AM
well he ate it raw. and the fact is, you have all the poisonous, lethal and man-eating stuff there! hah

















































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#42
03-13-2012, 09:00 AM
Fuckin' ay to that!

I've had the place sprayed twice for spiders since August. It's been so wet and humid the Funnel Webs have been going nuts....hairy little fuckers
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03-13-2012, 10:07 AM
(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: Ewww!! LC, you gross me out with your worm photos! hah UGH I HATE bugs, worms, mice, all that. I would die if I even seen a slug.

You're such a twat, even people who don't particularly care for bugs and larvae would find your detest of them ridiculous and annoying. I hope a bunch of silverfish and earwigs infest your bed.

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03-13-2012, 12:51 PM


Parents who enforce the eewwww factor in their daughters are not doing them any favor. Damsel in distress babes suck the big one, eww, there's a bug, ick I can't change my oil, who me, shovel snow. Gawd, I want to slap all of you who are that way.
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#45
03-22-2012, 01:46 PM
hey Maggot sweetie, this will cheer you up. a chinese mummy with a pigtail. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin got eggrolls?


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Tomb raiders in China were given the fright of their lives when they ransacked a grave in their ruthless search for archaeological treasure.

Rummaging through what looked like old sacks containing priceless artifacts, they instead unearthed a 130-year-old mummified body preserved with an expression likely to haunt them for life.

In near perfect condition with teeth and skin intact, the gaping mouthed mummy also sports the then hairstyle of the day – the queue, a unique cut imposed on the majority Han Chinese ethnic group during the Qing Dynasty.

















































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03-22-2012, 01:49 PM
fuckin a! that is frightening.
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#47
03-23-2012, 07:01 PM
i have a new bug for you Maggot! with cute hair. hah

it's called the Cow Killer Ant and can floor its victims with just one vicious sting.

Despite its name the inch-long beast, known formally as the Thistledown Velvet Ant, is actually a wingless female wasp.



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#48
03-26-2012, 03:50 PM
well Maggot, if you didn't like the bug ^ how about this cuddly little guy?

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The ghoulish 100-year-old fruit bat is just one of thousands of unusual specimens to be shown for the first time at The Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia.

















































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03-26-2012, 05:05 PM
I really like that fruit bat!!!! 75
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03-26-2012, 05:44 PM
(03-13-2012, 12:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Parents who enforce the eewwww factor in their daughters are not doing them any favor. Damsel in distress babes suck the big one, eww, there's a bug, ick I can't change my oil, who me, shovel snow. Gawd, I want to slap all of you who are that way.

I agree. Although the rat in the garage is kinda creeping me out.

I also want to bitch slap women who can't cook. Wait, nevermind...
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03-27-2012, 08:21 AM
Cracker has a rat in her garage? Now that is just nasty and makes me wonder what kinda garbage she has in her garage to attract a rat.
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04-01-2012, 02:14 PM
April 1...it's Maggotyboob's special day! [Image: fool.gif] Burla2

















































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04-01-2012, 02:31 PM
I love today!
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#54
04-01-2012, 02:37 PM
I figured this is as good a time as any to post this and since Maggot likes creepy crawly creatures,

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04-01-2012, 02:40 PM
I do like bubble wrap.
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#56
04-01-2012, 02:58 PM
what pranks did you play on the kids today Maggot?
or your poor patient wife? i just know you did something.

i used to tell my kids there were dinosaurs outside in our woods. they'd freak out until i had to prove there weren't.

and once on a boat i told one son an ocean-going (HUGE) sunfish was a great white shark, so he screamed and cried for an hour.


BAD MOM!!

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04-01-2012, 03:03 PM
I told her the insurance company we have went bancrupt and the checks were no good that we paid the contractors. I told the kids they had to wear clothes 2 sizes to small if they wanted to go out and play. It was fun watching them try to put them on. The look on my wifes face after the bancrupt statement was priceless.
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04-01-2012, 03:05 PM
i hope you sleep with your eyes open. 16

















































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04-01-2012, 03:08 PM
I am calling my Mother up in Fla. and telling her the reason my brother has not called her in a while may be because I saw him walking down the street the other day with a ponytail, high heels and a dress on. I will then tell my brother to call her because she is seeing a 29 yr old guy.
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04-01-2012, 03:11 PM
(04-01-2012, 03:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: The look on my wifes face after the bancrupt statement was priceless.


I hope she gives you the woody of a lifetime & then ....nothing.

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