03-16-2012, 05:31 PM
FQ2, are you bouncing off the walls in eager anticipation yet?
ZOOM ZOOM
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03-16-2012, 06:23 PM
Well I was all day at work. Surprisingly, it went faster than I thought it would. Right now I'm stoned and need to pass out for awhile. I have to get up at 10:30 tonight.
If I don't get back on here tonight...I'll be back in 9 days to bug the hell out of you all.
03-16-2012, 06:33 PM
(03-16-2012, 06:23 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: If I don't get back on here tonight...I'll be back in 9 days to bug the hell out of you all. You mean you're not taking us with you??? We fit easily in to a laptop case. Commando Cunt Queen
03-16-2012, 06:36 PM
(03-16-2012, 06:33 PM)username Wrote: We fit easily in to a laptop case. I love that! You're so cute & funny.
03-16-2012, 07:40 PM
Commando Cunt Queen
03-16-2012, 08:48 PM
Be Safe and Enjoy your trip.
03-16-2012, 08:52 PM
Just remember we haven't heard form Luke since he left for some fun.
If that shit happens again I won't talk to you anymore.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
03-16-2012, 09:05 PM
03-16-2012, 10:02 PM
(03-16-2012, 09:05 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-16-2012, 08:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Just remember we haven't heard form Luke since he left for some fun. She was a good girl, unlike the other assholes that post here. Is she going to be cremated?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
03-16-2012, 10:15 PM
(03-16-2012, 10:02 PM)Maggot Wrote:(03-16-2012, 09:05 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-16-2012, 08:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Just remember we haven't heard form Luke since he left for some fun. ...Nope. I'm sure my kids would want to cremate me, since it's cheaper and that's more money in their pocket.
03-16-2012, 10:16 PM
(03-16-2012, 06:33 PM)username Wrote:(03-16-2012, 06:23 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: If I don't get back on here tonight...I'll be back in 9 days to bug the hell out of you all. Whoever gets to the airport first...we still have room for one more in the condo.
04-19-2012, 06:46 AM
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...Nope. I'm sure my kids would want to cremate me, since it's cheaper and that's more money in their pocket. [/quote] I always tell mine to make sure they pull the 2 gold teeth out before they fire me up since they've sucked every last dime out of me anyway...
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05-11-2012, 08:09 PM
Got a question...
I was driving down the road (zoom zoom) today when I read this sign that said "Inside Yard Sale". Ummm What the fuck? Really, who does that? Who the hell would go inside someones home without even knowing them? Sure as hell not me! Has anyone else ever seen some shit like that? I think they are selling dog burgers or human sausages. I'm disturbed.
05-11-2012, 08:10 PM
...only in the sticks...
05-11-2012, 08:48 PM
(05-11-2012, 08:09 PM)JsMom Wrote: Got a question... The better question would be, how is their yard located inside? Jsmom's toilet paper word of the day, oxymoron: ...a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness); broadly : something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements.
05-11-2012, 08:57 PM
That is what the fuckin' sign said.
*shrugs*
05-11-2012, 09:32 PM
Sounds perverse, or dangerous.
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