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06-04-2012, 07:13 AM
(06-04-2012, 03:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(05-31-2012, 04:39 AM)ESAD Wrote:
(05-30-2012, 09:49 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I hate it when people say "entertain me", like I am some sort of performing monkey. Why can't I just be myself?

Becoz I don't like it.

No one really cares what you like.

Be quiet, you bmovie horror show.
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06-04-2012, 07:23 AM
(05-30-2012, 03:11 PM)username Wrote:
(05-30-2012, 02:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Feel free to derail this thread with something interesting. Or start a topic of your own that will inspire mass posting at Mock. Duchess will be pleased.

Wild, angry monkey-like sex isn't interesting?

Uptight bitch.

Troll

Is that why you make these inane posts? To please Duchess?

Dick, we have a winner for the ass kisser award!!!

There is only one winner for that award Bass Ass Grin
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#23
06-04-2012, 07:27 AM
(06-04-2012, 06:51 AM)Donovan Wrote: So.....Dick entertains himself by getting together with all the guys at work and going out to the lake for four days where they drink and fight and pretend to be pirates?

Aaaaah. Now it becomes clear.

I'm sorry you have no friends.
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#24
06-04-2012, 07:34 AM
He has friends and is also a pretty nice guy. You should call yourself Bass.

Bass Ackwards.
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06-04-2012, 07:53 AM
(06-04-2012, 07:34 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: He has friends and is also a pretty nice guy. You should call yourself Bass.

Bass Ackwards.

How cute. Sorry if you're offended that I think your girl friend is a loser.
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06-04-2012, 08:07 AM
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06-04-2012, 08:20 AM
I don't have any friends I want to engage in pirate cosplay with. Or spend four drunken wanton girl-free days with. Screw that. Most of my friends get pretty fucking annoying after four hours.
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#28
06-04-2012, 08:30 AM
You should try a Pirate party at the lake, live music,sunshine,good food,good fun has a way of changing a persons outlook on life.

Or you could just go ahead and bleed yourself out.
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06-04-2012, 08:33 AM
I'll pass. I liked pirate parties when I was six.
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06-04-2012, 08:50 AM
He thinks of you as an ass pirate, I bet.
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06-04-2012, 08:59 AM
(06-04-2012, 08:33 AM)Donovan Wrote: I'll pass. I liked pirate parties when I was six.

You did? well aren't you the special little princess.
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06-04-2012, 09:00 AM
(06-04-2012, 08:50 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: He thinks of you as an ass pirate, I bet.

More than likely,the faggy little bastard has a thing for man ass.
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06-04-2012, 09:08 AM
Well I grew up and became an adult. Some of us do. I like parties with girls attending now. But you go have fun with the fellas, and if you fall in love and decide to marry...you have my support.
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06-04-2012, 09:38 AM
I never fall in love. It always sticks to my face when I do.
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06-04-2012, 09:49 AM
You gotta make her sleep on that side.
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06-04-2012, 09:58 AM
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#37
06-04-2012, 11:54 AM
(06-04-2012, 07:34 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: He has friends and is also a pretty nice guy. You should call yourself Bass.

Bass Ackwards.

hah
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06-04-2012, 12:44 PM
(06-04-2012, 09:08 AM)Donovan Wrote: Well I grew up and became an adult. Some of us do. I like parties with girls attending now. But you go have fun with the fellas, and if you fall in love and decide to marry...you have my support.

Parties with girls, You ? hah Riiiiight,I know that's bullshit.
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#39
06-04-2012, 01:29 PM
When you have your pirate parties do you fellas have lots of swordfights? Do you have games of "buggery on the high seas?"
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06-04-2012, 01:30 PM
(06-04-2012, 12:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-04-2012, 09:08 AM)Donovan Wrote: Well I grew up and became an adult. Some of us do. I like parties with girls attending now. But you go have fun with the fellas, and if you fall in love and decide to marry...you have my support.

Parties with girls, You ? hah Riiiiight,I know that's bullshit.

It could be true. Side job as a face painter at kiddie parties, server at Chuck E Cheese... lots of possibilities.
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