THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING

[Duchess]

I should have called it the Crazy bus.

[crash]

Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate...

[HairOfTheDog]

That's it, I'm out. No pulling off any heist with this gang as a cover. You all are bound to be pulled over before you hit the halfway mark. Too damn risky.

First truckstop or reststop we encounter, I'm pushing for a bathroom stop. From there, I'm off with the nearest truck driver I can find... I'm taking Maggot and RG with me, if they're willing. Maggot in case I need an emergency sniper and RG for the brownies (and because I sense he could co-manage the actual heist - I have a solid plan). No Dog Day Afternoon for us.

Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way.

The rest of you, enjoy your trip!


ramseycat bus

[Ma Huang Sor]

I should have called it the Crazy bus.

Best Thread Evah! You're good.

[Duchess]

Ha! There's Maggot on the roof.

[aussiefriend]

Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate...

who cares what you think Sonny.

[HairOfTheDog]

Ha! There's Maggot on the roof.

Yep, but hopefully he'll be leaving that vantage point and agree to be an accomplice after our pitstop.

[Clang McFly]

Surely Ramsey has to be driving it? And that other dolt with the skippy avatar has to be navigating...

I'm driving and you are my first passenger. And don't even think of following me when I jump out right before I send the bus over the cliff.

Don't jump out, you'll miss out on all the adventure.

[Riotgear]

I should have called it the Crazy bus.

Yeah, but then we'll have to drive everywhere in reverse.

[Riotgear]

Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way.

I'm not falling for that again. Last time I hid in the bushes for three days.

[HairOfTheDog]

Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way.

I'm not falling for that again. Last time I hid in the bushes for three days.

Yeah, that's because after immediately jacking the truck last time, it took me a while to learn how to drive an 18 wheeler. Sue me. 48 pull-overs and no tickets in 3 days, give me some credit. This time, the driver is part of the plan.

Nevermind, I can do it with Maggot or by myself. I've gotta California mortgage and this economy on my hands too. ¹⁄₂ cut is better than a ¹⁄₃ cut anyway, pussy.

[Riotgear]

Riiiight.

Or

Maybe it was more like-

"He's still hiding in the bushes...LETS GO!!"

[HairOfTheDog]

Riiiight.

Or

Maybe it was more like-

"He's still hiding in the bushes...LETS GO!!"

You are sometimes a very distrusting pessimist. I'm sure you're right in some cases and wrong in others.

Just imagine what I had to do to avoid 48 tickets. Have you no appreciation?

No matter, I'm a heistin'. It's getting near my only option...

[Jimbone]

Not so nutty; stranger things have happened in real life.

In fact, since you won't be on the bus, I'm gonna be pushing on you (yeah, via bribe) <----- this interests me to help me "out" if I get caught. Then, we'll move into Sugarland Express territory; even stranger and true.

(I have a thing for old fugitive road trip movies, obviously)

On the proper terms, I'm happy to help out!

[HairOfTheDog]

Not so nutty; stranger things have happened in real life.

In fact, since you won't be on the bus, I'm gonna be pushing on you (yeah, via bribe) <----- this interests me to help me "out" if I get caught. Then, we'll move into Sugarland Express territory; even stranger and true.

(I have a thing for old fugitive road trip movies, obviously)

On the proper terms, I'm happy to help out!

Ah, I'm glad to hear it. If my plans don't work out and I end up "inside", you'd be my first Mock choice on a smart breakout plan. Hopefully, I'd only end up on the inside after having stashed major proceeds. I can stfu and wait; patient woman. You will be rewarded.

[pspence]

I wished Cracker would quit farting in the seat by the emergency door.

[Riotgear]

You are sometimes a very distrusting pessimist.

Indeed. I learned to be while waiting in the bushes.

[aussiefriend]

Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate...

Crash has a higher opinion of himself than his actual value. He is a poor pathetic excuse of a man trying very very hard to be somebody.

[Maggot]

Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way.

I'm not falling for that again. Last time I hid in the bushes for three days.

Yeah, that's because after immediately jacking the truck last time, it took me a while to learn how to drive an 18 wheeler. Sue me. 48 pull-overs and no tickets in 3 days, give me some credit. This time, the driver is part of the plan.

Nevermind, I can do it with Maggot or by myself. I've gotta California mortgage and this economy on my hands too. ¹⁄₂ cut is better than a ¹⁄₃ cut anyway, pussy.

I can drive day you can drive night, I hear there is a market in Arizona for bodies going back to Me-he-co. I will sing Tequila sunrise every so often to ease my guilt.

[Maggot]

Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate...

Crash has a higher opinion of himself than his actual value. He is a poor pathetic excuse of a man trying very very hard to be somebody.

Awww.........is the disney movie over hon?