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The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread
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#101
07-07-2012, 08:31 PM
Somehow generated by me without my conscious permission or approval.
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#102
07-07-2012, 08:32 PM
You would do better in an Asian society.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#103
07-07-2012, 08:35 PM
Yes. I would be considered by some to be a giant. Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to asian women. Ick. Is there any way I could do better in a Russian type society?
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#104
07-07-2012, 08:39 PM
(07-07-2012, 08:32 PM)Cracker Wrote: You would do better in an Asian society.

Cracker, don't start giving the Asians a hard time. They know Kung Fu.
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#105
07-07-2012, 08:41 PM
(07-07-2012, 08:26 PM)sally Wrote: Perhaps Dick is like the Legend Of Sleepy Hollow, except he's searching for his enlarged balls instead of his head.

In his case, they're one in the same.
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#106
07-07-2012, 08:42 PM
I sense there a mouth that needs a good hate fucking near...Oh hey Aussie!
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#107
07-07-2012, 08:42 PM
I don't find Asians attractive at all. Asian porn is gross.
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#108
07-07-2012, 08:44 PM
(07-07-2012, 08:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I sense there a mouth that needs a good hate fucking near...Oh hey Aussie!

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07-07-2012, 08:44 PM
I do like when the japanese girls see who can shoot milk out of their ass the farthest but other than that, yeah, gross.
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07-07-2012, 08:46 PM
I just meant that he would do well in a non Judeo-Christian society. I didn't mean humping yellow people.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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07-07-2012, 08:46 PM
(07-07-2012, 08:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 08:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I sense there a mouth that needs a good hate fucking near...Oh hey Aussie!

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How is that possible? Don't you understand I don't care if you hate it? I want you to hate it.
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07-07-2012, 08:47 PM
(07-07-2012, 08:44 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I do like when the japanese girls see who can shoot milk out of their ass the farthest but other than that, yeah, gross.

Cows milk or goats milk?
Because really, goats milk is disgusting.
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07-07-2012, 08:47 PM
(07-07-2012, 08:46 PM)Cracker Wrote: I just meant that he would do well in a non Judeo-Christian society. I didn't mean humping yellow people.

Oops. I was way off. I'm with you.

IN A FUCKING HEARTBEAT
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07-07-2012, 08:50 PM
(07-07-2012, 08:47 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 08:44 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I do like when the japanese girls see who can shoot milk out of their ass the farthest but other than that, yeah, gross.

Cows milk or goats milk?
Because really, goats milk is disgusting.

Why do all goat products smell like goat? WTF is that anyway? One time I was painting a barn and a goat ate much of my hat.

It could be simulated milk. Like Bishop's blood in Alien. If properly homogenized I think cows milk would be fine.
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#115
07-07-2012, 08:58 PM
If she can hit a bowl of cornflakes from twenty feet, she'd have my vote (and if she posted here, she'd be on my buddy list).
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#116
07-07-2012, 09:06 PM
I'm no engineer, but if I had to hazard a guess I'd say you might need to hold the bowl at an angle relative to the stream. Otherwise you're going to get your cornflakes blasted all over the room.
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#117
07-07-2012, 11:21 PM
^
I'm OK with that.
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#118
07-07-2012, 11:45 PM
I'm going to make my fortune inventing an upside down toilet that is designed to still catch the piss during morning wood, so you don't have to wait in pain or try to talk your penis into releasing its deathgrip on your bladder.
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07-08-2012, 01:01 AM
Between this^and the holding farts all night I think you've released the last of the Secrets of Men.

I really didn't know anyone else did that.

All we really need is a sort of mini tuba looking thing that drains into the bowl. I could probably hand hammer one out of brass sheet, solder the seams, give er a polish and we're in business.

Now, what to call it...
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#120
07-08-2012, 02:00 AM
ImaDickpissingIntoAbowl pops to mind.
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