The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread

[IMaDick]

ImaDickpissingIntoAbowl pops to mind.

You're pissing into the wind again.

and it seems having a real life crisis trying to get past my Legend.

[OnBendedKnee]

ImaDickpissingIntoAbowl pops to mind.

You're pissing into the wind again.

and it seems having a real life crisis trying to get past my Legend.

Well, perhaps you can invent a toilet bowl that will catch that?

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[Riotgear]

So let's see if I have this right, Ima has freedom he can't explain to tell a legend he doesn't know in which he's the main character?

That can't be right. That would be stupid.

[IMaDick]

ImaDickpissingIntoAbowl pops to mind.

You're pissing into the wind again.

and it seems having a real life crisis trying to get past my Legend.

Well, perhaps you can invent a toilet bowl that will catch that?

Piss mist absorbtion seems to be working fine for you.

I think all I need to invent is a way to make it so that you catch the mist from everyone that pisses into the wind.

[IMaDick]

Geographically your map is correct.

[IMaDick]

So let's see if I have this right, Ima has freedom he can't explain to tell a legend he doesn't know in which he's the main character?

That can't be right. That would be stupid.

I have the freedom to leave a moron in suspense.

[Riotgear]

What do you mean by that?

[Cracker]

He's not going to answer. (I know you knew that, but he knew you would try. Just wanted everybody to be clear.)

[Riotgear]

Yeah, that's why I asked.

[Cracker]

I know.

I was pointing it out more for Dick because it takes the fun out of not answering.

[Ma Huang Sor]

You should find a better way to spend your Sunday, I'm thinking.

[Riotgear]

Probably penning his own legend as we speak. Can you even do that? Which reminds me, I really should be working on my nickname.

[Cracker]

You should find a better way to spend your Sunday, I'm thinking.

You don't know what I'm doing.

Think about how much sense your post made. Maybe YOU should find a better way to spend your Sunday.

I'm thinking you missed church and felt the need to preach to us instead.

[Riotgear]

CHURCH!?! Shit, I knew I forgot something.

[Cracker]

I don't have a God or a husband or a dad. I can do whatever the fuck I want to do.

Praise Jesus.

[Riotgear]

I might praise Jesus if he was around and was cool. 'Course Jesus would probably let you praise him about as much as Buddha would be a Buddhist.

[Ma Huang Sor]

You should find a better way to spend your Sunday, I'm thinking.

You don't know what I'm doing.

Think about how much sense your post made. Maybe YOU should find a better way to spend your Sunday.

I'm thinking you missed church and felt the need to preach to us instead.

What's "church"? I was out in the garden weeding the pigweed. You should see how the fucking tomatillos reseeded themselves, it's awesome.

You were saying?

[Cracker]

It's too hot to be outside here today. I really need to move to the coast. Same heat, more water.

I love chili verde. With pork, not steak. I really should grow some stuff but I'm afraid of putting in the work and not keeping it up when it gets really, really hot in August.

I was saying you don't know what I was/am doing. I don't think anybody actually sits in front of the computer all day. Beside office workers, they do.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I didnt think I knew what you were doing. I was just being a smartass. btw I make the best carne adovada you've ever had, imo. melt in your mouth tender.