The Whatever

[Riotgear]

Predator - Jesse Ventura

Edit: Maybe the best movie of all time.

[Donovan]

Predator - Jesse Ventura

Edit: Maybe the best movie of all time.

blasphemy

[Midwest Spy]

Sigourney Weaver "this little girl has survived here by herself for 17 days without any weapons."

Bill Paxton "Why don't you put her in charge!"

[Midwest Spy]

Predator - Jesse Ventura

Edit: Maybe the best movie of all time.

It's definitely in my top 50. I've always liked Carl Weathers (especially in Happy Gilmore).

[Duchess]

I'd rather talk about poop instead of movie quotes. Yeah, it numbs me THAT bad.

[Riotgear]

I'd rather talk about poop instead of movie quotes. Yeah, it numbs me THAT bad.

You could always get into the fistee fistor thing I was shopping.

[Riotgear]

Sigourney Weaver "this little girl has survived here by herself for 17 days without any weapons."

Bill Paxton "Why don't you put her in charge!"

"We're fucking dead man!"

[Midwest Spy]

I'd rather talk about poop instead of movie quotes. Yeah, it numbs me THAT bad.

Poop it is then!

[Midwest Spy]

"hey man, we gotta go now!"

"what do you mean? I just met this girl..."

"I just sharted"

"Huh"

"I tried to fart and a little shit came out. Come on, let's go."

"You are the grossest person I know."

Duchess, name that movie!

[Duchess]

Poop it is then!

[HairOfTheDog]

[quote='HairOfTheDog' pid='275866' dateline='1344369870']

Maybe you just haven't found the right plug. It happens.

but you can't give up looking. often it's the quality of the feather thingee attachment that makes all the difference and the hunt for the underground vendor worth the annoyance.

I am forwarding this for consideration to my trusted personal advisor on such matters; Jimbone. Many thanks for sharing your experience and input.

[Clang McFly]

Poop it is then!

[pspence]

It's got everything! Giant collars, Sears and Anal gaping!

Don't forget fist-fucking fascination, short-term internet porn addiction, butt-plugs turned roach-clips...

Whatever (gettin' back on topic).

You've got your band name - Fist Fucking Facination and The Roach Clip Butt Plugs.

Triple F and The RCBP

It's got that certain ring to it. i think its a winner.

[Jimbone]

Okay... this is just going to be a pick 'em I guess.

Have at it. Not sure which one is best for a Sears outing however... I'm guessing one that is comfortable.

[Riotgear]

Fucking stupid humans.

[HairOfTheDog]

You are efficient and thorough, Jimbone! Very nice selection.

I'm laughing right now because I just can't see me doin' the bp thing - no matter how lovely the particular plug. BUT, never say never, right? So, I'll take the first one because I have some peacock feather earrings and a matching choker; I'll be fully adorned with this newest accessory.

If I never use it for its intended purpose, it will look pretty on my nightstand. Thank you, Mr. Bone.

P.s. plus, pspence recommended feather thingees and I trust her input.

[Jimbone]

I appreciate the appreciation.

Just make sure the one you picked to put on the nightstand never gets used with the wrong end.

It might work on a magnum wine bottle however.

[Riotgear]

I don't want to have a peacock feather sticking out of my ass when Jesus comes back.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, there are a couple of ways to interpret your advice, Jimbone. I'm gonna pick the one that I like best and go with it.

Just outta curiousity, was there one that you liked best? Are these unisex or do they come in male and female versions and different sizes? Christmas is just around the corner, is why ask. Stocking stuffers and all...

Edit: Ah, I see there are indeed different sizes.

[pspence]

Okay... this is just going to be a pick 'em I guess.

Have at it. Not sure which one is best for a Sears outing however... I'm guessing one that is comfortable.

JimBone...it's tough ol' buddy but i think i'll have to go with the last one. i like how it has double usage. in this economy we have to be practical. when i'm through with the BP fun, I've got a handy dandy plunger.