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DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY
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#41
08-06-2012, 10:23 PM
Again, your orgasm is your problem ladies. Just like mine is mine.
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#42
08-06-2012, 10:40 PM
Yours is a problem?
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#43
08-06-2012, 10:55 PM
More of a solution.
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08-07-2012, 04:49 AM
Not only do I remember her clearly, but later a funny story happened.

It was when we where both 15. We lived in a small town in Germany where everybody pretty much knows everybody. We broke apart when we where 17 but always staid close friends and still love her to bits. I left into the world, but always visited when I came back home to visit my parents. Got married in Hong Kong to my first wife from India and down the road she and our daughter moved to the same small town in Germany. She found an appartment, called the owner and when the owner asked her for her name, my wife started to spell it as not many people are familiar with Koermoeczi, to which the owner said "Don't worry, I know that name too well."

So now my first wife and my first girl live happily together Smiley_emoticons_smile
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08-07-2012, 07:09 PM
Mohammed, i bet the first one could kick her self in the butt she let you slip away...i love how you are so proud of your beautiful family.
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#46
08-07-2012, 09:34 PM
I remember them all except for a couple one night stands.

It's not a particularly long list though.
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#47
08-07-2012, 09:36 PM
(08-07-2012, 07:09 PM)pspence Wrote: Mohammed, i bet the first one could kick her self in the butt she let you slip away...i love how you are so proud of your beautiful family.

I bet she kicked him to the curb. He has cheater written all over him.
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#48
08-08-2012, 02:35 AM
Very true. My life had sort of two times. The before, and the .... after.

That happened during the before time, and just as user is saying, trust me, Silvy, for that was her name, was sure telling herself "Pheew, thank God it ain't me!"

But what could I do? Living in South East Asia'a fleshpots looking the way I do with large amounts of cash is just very hard to handle for a young and innocent man who loves to please. Maybe you missed the part where I said "First wife". Still love her to bits, one hell of a woman, but she sure hates my guts. Can't blame her.

However, all of that changed suddenly when I turned about 39. Actually even before, but the final change came about that time. It was quite the journey, complete with suicidal thoughts and total disgust about oneself. I guess it's what it takes.

And now life is all good.
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08-08-2012, 06:53 AM
(08-08-2012, 02:35 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Very true. My life had sort of two times. The before, and the .... after.

That happened during the before time, and just as user is saying, trust me, Silvy, for that was her name, was sure telling herself "Pheew, thank God it ain't me!"

But what could I do? Living in South East Asia'a fleshpots looking the way I do with large amounts of cash is just very hard to handle for a young and innocent man who loves to please. Maybe you missed the part where I said "First wife". Still love her to bits, one hell of a woman, but she sure hates my guts. Can't blame her.

However, all of that changed suddenly when I turned about 39. Actually even before, but the final change came about that time. It was quite the journey, complete with suicidal thoughts and total disgust about oneself. I guess it's what it takes.

And now life is all good.

That sounds terribly romantic ...the before and after. Is that defined by when you met your wife?
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08-08-2012, 01:58 PM
I think I may vomit.
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08-08-2012, 02:11 PM
The sixth cucumber, followed by a saccharin chaser, usually has that effect. A pickle covered in honey is the remedy that works best for me, but wait an hour before swimming.
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08-08-2012, 03:16 PM
I'd like to know what honey pickle won't fix.
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#53
08-08-2012, 03:56 PM
(08-08-2012, 03:16 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'd like to know what honey pickle won't fix.

Cars
Toilets
Bear problems
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08-08-2012, 04:26 PM
(08-08-2012, 03:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 03:16 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'd like to know what honey pickle won't fix.

Cars
Toilets
Bear problems

Honeyed pickles can be used to lead hungry vegetarian bears away from picnic baskets. The longer the pickle, the more effective, of course... Fact.

(Caution: This does not work on vegan bears; the whole forbidden "honey" thing.) Smiley_emoticons_razz
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#55
08-08-2012, 04:42 PM
That'll scare the puddin outta ya.
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08-08-2012, 04:48 PM
I have no idea wtf is going on in here.
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08-08-2012, 04:54 PM
Eat the snake............Eat the sEat the snake............Eat the snake..............Eat the snake.................Eat the snake.........[Image: avatar_1700.jpg?dateline=1336934403]
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#58
08-08-2012, 05:01 PM
That's a good euphemism actually...
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08-08-2012, 05:18 PM
(08-08-2012, 04:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I have no idea wtf is going on in here.

It started with a cross-thread reference, so I understand the confusion. Sorry. Here are the key take-away points:

I. No picnic baskets have been defiled in the making of this thread.

A. Defiling confirmed: people & pickles

B. Defiling possible (ref post #57 ): a persuasive plea for the pecking of a paltry-looking Python - proposed; pending...

okay, I'll stop now 50
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08-08-2012, 05:22 PM
(08-08-2012, 04:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I have no idea wtf is going on in here.

I'm with Jim on this. I got lost somewhere back in butt plugs, but when honey'd pickles was mentioned I was like a man adrift spotted for rescue. Only then did I realized too much salty pickle brine was causing me to hallucinate.

So, pretty much lost in a pile of butt plugs is what I'm trying to say.
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