Please don't shoot the messenger....

[Steve B]

but I felt you would probably want to see these posts:

What did you think it stood for? It's just a regular forum filled with regular people and I doubt its existence makes any difference in the grand scheme of things. It was Frank's idea to start it because of some prickly members (LC and Sinister) that couldn't behave on his first forum (that started life as a coin collector's hang-out until the bulk of the members pissed Frank off and he banned everyone when they wouldn't obey his myriad rules... sound familiar?) and when he got fed up with the bullshit, Duchess took it over and it's now apparently a vanity project for her. It certainly isn't filled with the creme de la creme of civilizations best and brightest.

Well, I embraced the concept of "Mock Theology" (as I coined it) because I liked the idea of people who had no idea what trolls were in trolling mode. That's all I saw there. So-called "normal" people being far more vicious (in a supposedly friendly) way that I usually was when in troll mode. In fact, I hung up my troll skates when I logged in there and enjoyed the banter. It was fun at first. I ignored the rather seamy underbelly (like Cracker, and F2, and especially KS) and ignored the same cliqueshness that became more apparent, because I liked not being in troll mode while I was there.

Then Dick fucked shit up, and Gear decided to pull the same bullshit there that he pulled at every other board I posted with him at, and the truth is, it's a shithole. I got banned for nothing, and in hindsight, it's one of the best things that has happened to me since posting on the internetz.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Douche is a hardcore troll (I've seen her in action at Topix and other trollsites, and she's a pretty fucked up poster) Not to mention it was also nice to discover who my real friends were (and werent).

Anyway, if it comes off as bitter and jealous because I'm not all weepy and "oh please let me back in" call it what you want. I stopped caring about an hour after I couldn't log in there any more.

I think the bitterness and jealousy is more obvious from the one person who just keeps mentioning me by name nearly every post, and isn't contributing much elsewhere.

That's really all I have left to offer about that rather vanilla vanity website. Good luck to them.

I've never seen Duchess come up with a good insult except when she was blistering LC's ass for being an alcoholic and posting drunken gibberish. That's one time in four years? She's one of the weakest posters there. What kind of trolling did she do on topix?

In its defense, Mock has a much higher IQ than Reject Haven.

In criticism of Mock, its hypocritical that they demoted Love Child for her nosebleed sex story yet its ok to talk about buttplugs like your discussing what to have for dinner.

[Lady Cop]

Duchess you bitch, why did you want a 'drunk' to moderate Mock and run crime forum?

[Duchess]

Someone called me a hardcore troll. *thud*

[Steve B]

Duchess and I talked about the Jack reg just after I set up the Ma account by the way, that's what makes her a duplicitous lying cumrag. She spins it the way she wants. Hey, at least she taught Dono how to multiquote.

and...how many Mock reg's did gear say was teh Wheeze after the fact? I take back that Gear is Mock's best troll. That award would have to go to Eloisel...who completely crosstrolled gear at Mock without ever even lurking there. Quite the accomplishment, imo. Looks like she trolled the three of you pretty well in the process.

[Duchess]

at least she taught Dono how to multiquote.

[Steve B]

I don't know. He keeps making reference to this woman in NJ. Something to do with some PI of hers that Duchess of Mockforums gave him. Something about a huge argument over copyright of the skin the woman designed for Mockforums or something. That parts all kind of murky because Duchess is such a lying and conniving vindictive little bitch it turns out. As usual when someone tries to get something for nothing and the person owed presses the issue, some people just can't let go after.

Turns out they work together (duchess and flag) from what I've been discovering. Why he keeps pairing us up is beyond me. He's gone so far as to make up conversations between the two of us. I've never met her or posted with her before, so I have no idea what it's all about. That hillbilly is brain damaged from all the "Deliverance" he's been getting, so to speak.

more lies from Jack Venooker? or are you working with Flaglerchat?

[Riotgear]

Eek a troll.

/facepalm

[username]

Pass the popcorn, please.

[Duchess]

I know some of you have seen at least a bit of this but I moved it into the open forum so everyone could see.

[Riotgear]

Pass the bong please.

[Riotgear]

I know some of you have seen at least a bit of this but I moved it into the open forum so everyone could see.

The trick for me is going to be getting interested.

[username]

I know some of you have seen at least a bit of this but I moved it into the open forum so everyone could see.

The trick for me is going to be getting interested.

What u talking about? This is some of the best Mock-o-rama ever!

ETA: You just knew (or at least I did) that this was going to happen eventually.

[Ilyanna]

Eek a troll.

lol, you're so damn cute sometimes.

[Riotgear]

I know some of you have seen at least a bit of this but I moved it into the open forum so everyone could see.

The trick for me is going to be getting interested.

What u talking about? This is some of the best Mock-o-rama ever!

ETA: You just knew (or at least I did) that this was going to happen eventually.

They're pretty desperate over there as you know. For 'Eloisel' to ask for me is tantamount to blasphemy. Which is how you know it isn't the original Eloisel BTW. All the interesting people jumped ship. All that's left is socks and friends of Jack.

Someone to show up and mock the suggestion that TK is dead or dying in 3...2...

It's been suggested that I ruin MB's usually by Jack and friends. So why haven't I ruined Mock?

The answer is pretty simple - Mock is populated by seeming decent folks who just like to hang out and enjoy each others co.

Except dog hair. She says mean shit to me. User too. And Sometimes Duchess. And Donovan (asshole). And OBK too.

Hmmm so much for decent. Bunch of fucking jerks.

THATS IT. IM TEARING THE PLACE DOWN.

[Riotgear]

Eek a troll.

lol, you're so damn cute sometimes.

You know I'm fully after you right? I'm not standing for this Ily 2 Gear 0 or whatever it is. Get ready for irresistibly cute.

[sally]

I was just wondering, when Duchess is working closely with Flag does he speak in tongues or does he talk like a normal person?

[Ilyanna]

You know I'm fully after you right? I'm not standing for this Ily 2 Gear 0 or whatever it is. Get ready for irresistibly cute.

Oh shit. I'm doomed.
(It's Ily 2 Gear 1 btw - I totally give you the cowboy boots 'n' pistol-whippin' wank, that was awesome)

[Riotgear]

You know I'm fully after you right? I'm not standing for this Ily 2 Gear 0 or whatever it is. Get ready for irresistibly cute.

Oh shit. I'm doomed.
(It's Ily 2 Gear 1 btw - I totally give you the cowboy boots 'n' pistol-whippin' wank, that was awesome)

AH HA! SEE?? IM ONLY ONE POINT BEHIND. You're practically mine.

[ramseycat]

Pass the popcorn, please.

Move over User. You don't have to take up the whole couch. I'll trade the popcorn for the Fritos.

[Ilyanna]

AH HA! SEE?? IM ONLY ONE POINT BEHIND. You're practically mine.

DAMMIT, IT'S ALREADY WORKING !!! Must.....resist.... need antidote....