Please don't shoot the messenger....

[Riotgear]

Good luck with that.

BTW Have you heard about your amazing ability to fend off a rape baby?

[Ilyanna]

Huh? my ability to do what now??

[Riotgear]

Have dog hair tell you.

[username]

Huh? my ability to do what now??

When Gear rapes you, you can rest assured you have a natural ability NOT to conceive his demon offspring.

[JsMom]

I don't know. He keeps making reference to this woman in NJ. Something to do with some PI of hers that Duchess of Mockforums gave him. Something about a huge argument over copyright of the skin the woman designed for Mockforums or something. That parts all kind of murky because Duchess is such a lying and conniving vindictive little bitch it turns out. As usual when someone tries to get something for nothing and the person owed presses the issue, some people just can't let go after.

Turns out they work together (duchess and flag) from what I've been discovering. Why he keeps pairing us up is beyond me. He's gone so far as to make up conversations between the two of us. I've never met her or posted with her before, so I have no idea what it's all about. That hillbilly is brain damaged from all the "Deliverance" he's been getting, so to speak.

more lies from Jack Venooker? or are you working with Flaglerchat?

next...

[Ilyanna]

When Gear rapes you, you can rest assured you have a natural ability NOT to conceive his demon offspring.

Now that's what I call optimism!

Besides, what makes you think I wouldn't want to conceive his demon offspring? Girl, I would rule the fucking WORLD with a demon offspring!

[Ilyanna]

Have dog hair tell you.

Nice try, but I'm so not gonna fall for that 'make Ily do something that'll get her into trouble" trick again. Took me hours to recover my pants from that biker guy last time I did.

[username]

I don't know. He keeps making reference to this woman in NJ. Something to do with some PI of hers that Duchess of Mockforums gave him. Something about a huge argument over copyright of the skin the woman designed for Mockforums or something. That parts all kind of murky because Duchess is such a lying and conniving vindictive little bitch it turns out. As usual when someone tries to get something for nothing and the person owed presses the issue, some people just can't let go after.

Turns out they work together (duchess and flag) from what I've been discovering. Why he keeps pairing us up is beyond me. He's gone so far as to make up conversations between the two of us. I've never met her or posted with her before, so I have no idea what it's all about. That hillbilly is brain damaged from all the "Deliverance" he's been getting, so to speak.

more lies from Jack Venooker? or are you working with Flaglerchat?

next...

I couldn't help but notice you didn't eyeroll about LC's raging alcoholism.

[Riotgear]

When Gear rapes you, you can rest assured you have a natural ability NOT to conceive his demon offspring.

Now that's what I call optimism!

Besides, what makes you think I wouldn't want to conceive his demon offspring? Girl, I would rule the fucking WORLD with a demon offspring!

That's right - It ain't about if baby. Oh and thanks for doing away with the rape part ya killjoy.

Dog hair is going to be very pissed that you refuse to see yourself as a victim.

You know what they say though - The first step in having a problem is realizing that you have a problem.

[Riotgear]

I couldn't help but notice you didn't eyeroll about LC's raging alcoholism.

Call me crazy but if LC was an alcoholic wouldn't that mean she was a regular person with a regular life and problems like any of the rest of us? God forbid.

[username]

I couldn't help but notice you didn't eyeroll about LC's raging alcoholism.

Call me crazy but if LC was an alcoholic wouldn't that mean she was a regular person with a regular life and problems like any of the rest of us? God forbid.

Buzz kill! I don't even recall LC talking about drinking very much nor do I ave any reason to think she is an alcoholic but it's much more interesting to play with than "regular". Sheesh.

[Riotgear]

BTAIM I'm going to go ahead and think of as an alcoholic. It humanizes her for me.

[Lady Cop]

leave me the fuck alone, i am busy being Ernest Hemingway.

oopsie! fell down!

[Ilyanna]

thanks for doing away with the rape part ya killjoy.

Oh please, you know damn well that you starting to rape me would result in a solid fight-fuck, and WE BOTH know how we think about that. Killjoy, pffft.

Dog hair is going to be very pissed that you refuse to see yourself as a victim.

Yeah, well, not as pissed as the next wannabe rapist will be...

You know what they say though - The first step in having a problem is realizing that you have a problem.

[sally]

I couldn't help but notice you didn't eyeroll about LC's raging alcoholism.

Call me crazy but if LC was an alcoholic wouldn't that mean she was a regular person with a regular life and problems like any of the rest of us? God forbid.

Yeah, but she binges during the holidays and all these years I thought she was spending time with family.

Shame on you for getting drunk on Christmas, LC .

[Ilyanna]

Beats suicide on Christmas eve, imo.

sally, is that really you over at that *ahem* trollhole?

[FAHQTOO]

I ignored the rather seamy underbelly (like Cracker, and F2, and especially KS)






He ignored me?

Well, gotdam...ain't that a slap in the face.



Ma and Smegma sittin in a tree...

[sally]

Beats suicide on Christmas eve, imo.

sally, is that really you over at that *ahem* trollhole?

Yeah, I was bored one night and thought it would be fun to mess with Jack. He really is a silly old guy, just two days before he was banned Duchess and LC were his best friends .

[Riotgear]

Oh please, you know damn well that you starting to rape me would result in a solid fight-fuck, and WE BOTH know how we think about that. Killjoy, pffft.

Can we use fight-fuck here?

Gosh I hope so.

[Ilyanna]

Could anybody stop us?
Oh, wait - wrong board. Dammit.

Anyway, any board allowing pictures of implied bestiality to be shown can just as well deal with fight-fucking

Beats suicide on Christmas eve, imo.

sally, is that really you over at that *ahem* trollhole?

Yeah, I was bored one night and thought it would be fun to mess with Jack. He really is a silly old guy, just two days before he was banned Duchess and LC were his best friends .

Haha, nice!