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(08-23-2012, 05:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Very, very interesting, with limitless possibilities. I see TV ratings through the roof as you tune in to see Tiger Woods drive the combine and grind feed. Phil Mickelson hooks up the cows to the milking machine. Who WOULDN'T want to see that I ask?
The cows, would be my guess.
(08-23-2012, 05:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Aha! Here's the connection. After a tough day doing chores, Tiger hops in his private jet to Vegas for 3-ways with $15K/night hookers.
Ah, and that's where the "who sucks worse" part comes into play, eh?
Yeah, that's a sure shot *nods*
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(08-23-2012, 05:45 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: (08-23-2012, 05:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Very, very interesting, with limitless possibilities. I see TV ratings through the roof as you tune in to see Tiger Woods drive the combine and grind feed. Phil Mickelson hooks up the cows to the milking machine. Who WOULDN'T want to see that I ask?
The cows, would be my guess.
(08-23-2012, 05:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Aha! Here's the connection. After a tough day doing chores, Tiger hops in his private jet to Vegas for 3-ways with $15K/night hookers.
Ah, and that's where the "who sucks worse" part comes into play, eh?
Yeah, that's a sure shot *nods*
We're still smoothing out the edges.
Sometimes brilliance takes time.
If we could work Nicholson or Pesci into the script it would certainly help.
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Well, I ain't exactly Nielsen peer group material, but fwiw, I would most definitely watch Nicholson have a threeway with some hookers after milking a cow. Hey, maybe if we call them Sukie, Jane, and Alex? (The hookers, not the cows)
Quote:Sometimes brilliance takes time.
Don't I know it. I'm forty, and I'm still waiting for mine to make an appearance. Bloody bitch.
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See, MS, even Gear likes the Nicholson idea. I think you hit gold with that idea!
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I didn't have much time to comment because I was over at TK puppeting my Donovan sock.
But YES!
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Don't forget the spellcheck, Dono's totally sensitive when it comes to that!
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My spell check doesn't recognize 'Dildo'. Nothing worse than a dildo you don't recognize. Or is it nothing better? I forget.
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It's a manly man's spell check. Of course it doesn't recognize dildo.
Quote:Nothing worse than a dildo you don't recognize. Or is it nothing better? I forget.
It's all about circumstances and timing, dear. Not recognizing a dildo after having used it while sharing your apt with a sexually active homosexual man sure might be bad. Not recognizing a dildo in the hands of your mother, though - well, you decide.
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Does it count if you don't recognize it because it's been worn smooth? Speaking of dildos, have you heard about people making them out of bubble wrap and condoms? So industrious and creative!
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Not if you've helped smoothing it.
Bubble wrap, eh? That sure provides some fascinating possibilities at additionally stimulating the aural sense. Gotta wonder about the required stiffness, though.
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Kids these days right? Small bubbles = Stiffer tool.
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See, that's the great thing about some men - a natural sense of curiousity paired with practical thinking and the drive to perfect inventions.
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I was thinking of adding half of a silly putty egg to the top of the BW roll to make a head. Or for you more adventurous ladies - The top of the panyhose egg. And more wrap.
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As long as this doesn't lead to buttplugs, I'm all for being inventive. Putty though? Convince me. Oh, and most certainly more wrap.
HEY, wouldn't this be an AWESOME topic for, say, a HARDCORE SUBFORUM or something?
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too obvious?
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Once I put pantyhose on my head to see what it would look like if I was robbing a bank and the heel smelled like someone stepped in dogshit.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Oh, yuck, you dummy - you use new pantyhose for that!
Or so I've heard. 
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(08-23-2012, 08:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: Once I put pantyhose on my head to see what it would look like if I was robbing a bank and the heel smelled like someone stepped in dogshit.
Several facets of awesome here.
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(08-23-2012, 08:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: Once I put pantyhose on my head to see what it would look like if I was robbing a bank and the heel smelled like someone stepped in dogshit.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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That was scary. Driving some kids home on a residential street and I pass a CRV going the other direction. It does a skidding u-turn so it's about a 1/10 th of a mile behind me. I make a left at a school field where a bunch of people (mostly teens) are hanging out and I see the CRV come barreling down the road like a bullet and it jumps the curb but then slams to a stop. It must have been going at least 40. Somebody shoved a woman and her baby out of the way. Baby scraped, mother hysterical (I wrapped her up in a hug and just kept telling her the baby was ok, she must have been so scared etc.). Immediately after it jumped the curb and stopped, the driver backed up and took off the way they'd come. Kind of wished I'd followed instead of stopping but not a good idea with kids in the car. It looked like the driver aimed at the group.
Gave my witness statements. If any of the teens there knew the driver, they weren't saying (I asked before the cops got there).
Hope they catch the fucker. I'm amazed no one was actually hit. 
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