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THE STRANGEST THING YOU'VE EVER EATEN
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#21
09-02-2012, 04:12 PM
I hope so Don. I hope you have learned your lesson. But then again maybe you have. You turned over and went to sleep. ahahahaa
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09-02-2012, 04:13 PM


Games are dumb, those kind anyway.
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09-02-2012, 04:17 PM
(09-02-2012, 03:46 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Conan O'Brien.


Almost as funny as one too.

Fuck you. He's funnier than Leno and Letterman combined.
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#24
09-02-2012, 04:42 PM
I almost forgot the thread topic: the strangest thing I ever ate was called Gypsy. I keep a picture to remind myself of the dangers of mixing certain intoxicants.
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09-02-2012, 04:51 PM
Amanita muscaria AKA Fly Agaric.
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09-02-2012, 07:55 PM
(09-02-2012, 04:17 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-02-2012, 03:46 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Conan O'Brien.


Almost as funny as one too.

Fuck you. He's funnier than Leno and Letterman combined.

He is, but that is not high praise.


*And that is twice today someone told me to F' Off. And I take both incidences of such with grace and ease.
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#27
09-02-2012, 09:29 PM
Strange dishes...may the waitress from Bulgaria on the last cruze I was on.
Frog, Crawfish, Squid... Those are delicasies, not strange
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09-02-2012, 09:50 PM
(09-02-2012, 09:29 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Strange dishes...may the waitress from Bulgaria on the last cruze I was on.
Frog, Crawfish, Squid... Those are delicasies, not strange

They're strange for a country bumpkin like me.
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09-02-2012, 09:54 PM
(09-02-2012, 09:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-02-2012, 09:29 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Strange dishes...may the waitress from Bulgaria on the last cruze I was on.
Frog, Crawfish, Squid... Those are delicasies, not strange

They're strange for a country bumpkin like me.

Would opossum be considered strange in your neck of the woods?
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09-02-2012, 10:01 PM
(09-02-2012, 09:54 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-02-2012, 09:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-02-2012, 09:29 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Strange dishes...may the waitress from Bulgaria on the last cruze I was on.
Frog, Crawfish, Squid... Those are delicasies, not strange

They're strange for a country bumpkin like me.

Would opossum be considered strange in your neck of the woods?

Yes. I'm country but not redneck country.
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09-03-2012, 05:03 PM
(09-02-2012, 09:54 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-02-2012, 09:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-02-2012, 09:29 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Strange dishes...may the waitress from Bulgaria on the last cruze I was on.
Frog, Crawfish, Squid... Those are delicasies, not strange

They're strange for a country bumpkin like me.

Would opossum be considered strange in your neck of the woods?

Not where I grew up. I have recepies if you would like.
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#32
09-03-2012, 05:12 PM
grilled guinea pig (tasted like chicken)
cheetah jerky (awesome)
the occasional edible snail
frog's legs, back when nobody cared that the way they are prepared is extremely cruel.
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#33
09-03-2012, 05:14 PM
(09-03-2012, 05:12 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: grilled guinea pig


Holy moly!
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#34
09-03-2012, 05:15 PM
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I've always heard grilled chicken tastes like guinea pig, so good to have that confirmed.
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#35
09-03-2012, 05:23 PM
When we finally do head out into open space and find another habital planet it's going to be covered with chickens. Which is fine. I eat a lot of eggs. Or chicken children as I like to think of them.
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09-03-2012, 05:25 PM
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But in that world the chickens will be eighteen feet tall and eat you for breakfast.
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#37
09-03-2012, 05:30 PM
Lots of octopus dishes.
The best: takoyaki is breaded and grilled or fried octopus with a really good sauce.
The worst: octopus ice cream.

Only ate tuna eyeball once; not bad.
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#38
09-03-2012, 05:31 PM
Oh, and good luck getting a gun through customs. You think the TSA is tough, trying getting frisk searched by an eighteen foot chicken with a bit of attitude.
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09-03-2012, 05:35 PM
(09-03-2012, 05:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-03-2012, 05:12 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: grilled guinea pig


Holy moly!

I was very hungry. Besides, once you've become accustomed to eating beef or chicken, everything else is just overcoming sentimentality.

(09-03-2012, 05:15 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
I've always heard grilled chicken tastes like guinea pig, so good to have that confirmed.

Yep. Only reason we're all chicken-eaters is because guinea pigs are better at hiding their eggs.


(09-03-2012, 05:23 PM)Riotgear Wrote: When we finally do head out into open space and find another habital planet it's going to be covered with chickens. Which is fine. I eat a lot of eggs. Or chicken children as I like to think of them.

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09-03-2012, 05:35 PM
(09-03-2012, 05:25 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
But in that world the chickens will be eighteen feet tall and eat you for breakfast.

I think the chickens we have here are the remnant of an ancient, poorly planned expeditionary force.

The koan "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is most likely a cautionary tale who's origins lay shrouded in the remote past. Perhaps the message was a warning against crossing roads (deep space) if you aren't totally sure what you'll find on the other side (us).

Why chickens, WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD?? To be completely dominated, bred and used for food? To have your children whipped into a froth and eaten for breakfast?
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