MOCK COURT

[Duchess]

Bring your grievances here & allow a jury of your MOCK peers to judge whether they are worthy of action being taken.

All will be taken seriously but please do not be surprised to discover yourself judged & found to be lacking.

[Clang McFly]

All will be taken seriously but please do not be surprised to discover yourself judged & found to be lacking.

Been there, done that. No Job/Life/Food stamps suck. Good day.

[Duchess]

Lay your problems at my feet, Clang and for a small fee I will dispose of them.

[LuciferLynn]

Grievances, I have many. Mostly petty shit that in the long run of life, are miniscule at best. Mere annoyances that will pass and are, for the most part, nodda big deal.

[aussiefriend]

Clang, there is a job out there with your name on it, if you want it to just have to go and get it. You can't stay at the place that you are at right now in life. It's time to take a stand and move on. You will feel better about it and yourself.

[Clang McFly]

Clang, there is a job out there with your name on it, if you want it to just have to go and get it. You can't stay at the place that you are at right now in life. It's time to take a stand and move on. You will feel better about it and yourself.

Thanks, its always nice to hear that someone believes in me even when my family and myself don't.

[Midwest Spy]

Clang, there is a job out there with your name on it, if you want it to just have to go and get it. You can't stay at the place that you are at right now in life. It's time to take a stand and move on. You will feel better about it and yourself.

Thanks, its always nice to hear that someone believes in me even when my family and myself don't.

I don't either. Time to send you to Greenland with the rest of the freeloaders.

[Clang McFly]

Lay your problems at my feet, Clang and for a small fee I will dispose of them.

My problem is: Damned if I do, damned if I don't. If I spend the day job fairs/job interviews/job searching then I get in trouble for not doing enough to help clean and de-junk the house and if I help clean/de-junk the house then I'm not doing enough to job search and whatever. And on top of that it seems to change regarding what type of job I should take. If I say I should go for a low paying job(as many here have suggested) she'll tell me you'll never support yourself with that. If I go for a high paying job she'll say "You'll never get that, or that isn't good enough. Then the next day she'll say the opposite. And want me to take any old job. Lke right now I'm waiting to hear if I got the sales job with Aflac and my mom is against it because its all commission based and I probably won't start getting paid until I go thru sales school and take the state exam to get certified to sell insurance. I should know by later today or Monday if I got the job.

[username]

Lay your problems at my feet, Clang and for a small fee I will dispose of them.

My problem is: Damned if I do, damned if I don't. If I spend the day job fairs/job interviews/job searching then I get in trouble for not doing enough to help clean and de-junk the house and if I help clean/de-junk the house then I'm not doing enough to job search and whatever. And on top of that it seems to change regarding what type of job I should take. If I say I should go for a low paying job(as many here have suggested) she'll tell me you'll never support yourself with that. If I go for a high paying job she'll say "You'll never get that, or that isn't good enough. Then the next day she'll say the opposite. And want me to take any old job.

Well now we know where you got your stupid from. FFS, she's your mother. Don't you think at this age you ought to be thinking for yourself?

Take any job (and no, I wouldn't recommend you take a job that is solely commission based at this point). You don't have any kids to support or anything. Even a low paying job might give you enough to get out of the house and rent a sofa in somebody's garage or something. Plus, there's no law that says you can't keep looking for a better job once you land something. And, employers will be more interested in you if you're already working. It shows you actually have some work ethic.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Clang, there is a job out there with your name on it, if you want it to just have to go and get it. You can't stay at the place that you are at right now in life. It's time to take a stand and move on. You will feel better about it and yourself.

Thanks, its always nice to hear that someone believes in me even when my family and myself don't.

I don't either. Time to send you to Greenland with the rest of the freeloaders.

Or to Norway with the rest of the whales.

[Duchess]

Whenever I hear/read Norway the first thing that comes to mind are their resort like prisons.

[OnBendedKnee]

Volunteer somewhere you like. Prove your worth- come in early and be the last to leave. Work with passion and enthusiasm and don't provide any excuse not to do so to yourself or your employer. Accept the job offer when it comes your way (and, it will).