JUDGMENTAL BITCH

[Mohammed]

All of a sudden I find myself liking Sally. A lot!

But yes, like Big Foot is saying, I too believe that we all judge instant appearance. It just comes naturally and appart if you are a rock star, is also part of success, like it or not. Some people know exactly how to take advantage of it, just like that Scandinavian guy dressed in a cop uniform walking along the island shooting 80 people who came running to him for safety. In these kind of areas you become very suspicious of appearances as most of the attackers use friendly uniforms as disguise.

But then we where talking about weight issue's, right?

[sally]

Not necessarily "by it's cover", but by a handshake. Weak handshake=weak man. I dont think I've ever been wrong on that one when it comes to an initial impression.

I hate when I go to shake a guys hand and instead of shaking it he runs his hand softly under mine, wtf is that creepy shit. I know I'm a woman, but just a regular normal handshake isn't going to hurt me.

[Ilyanna]

Ugh, yeah. Weak handshakes are yucky. Add cold, slightly clammy hands, and I am totally grossed out.

[thekid65]

Honestly, when I interview potential employees for my dept...if he's got a weak handshake, almost has zero chance of getting the job.

[Duchess]

I'm skeeved by soft hands on a man.

[Carsman]

Honestly, when I interview potential employees for my dept...if he's got a weak handshake, almost has zero chance of getting the job.

So . . . . . are you saying degrees, qualifications, experience in the field, have to overcome a weak handshake?

[Carsman]

I'm skeeved by soft hands on a man.

What's wrong with soft hands on a man?

[Duchess]

What's wrong with soft hands on a man?

For me personally...everything. It would indicate to me that he does little to no physical labor, a weekend warrior at best, probably incapable of doing even the most basic of handyman bs, not rugged in any sense of the word.

[Carsman]

What's wrong with soft hands on a man?

For me personally...everything. It would indicate to me that he does little to no physical labor, a weekend warrior at best, probably incapable of doing even the most basic of handyman bs, not rugged in any sense of the word.

Well I do all that, and I have soft hands, I take pride in keeping them soft. All the women I've known liked soft hands, including and especially now my better half. And I also do have a killer strong handshake BTW.

[Duchess]

I wish I knew how to respond to that without sounding like a twat.

[krystalshores]

I wish I knew how to respond to that without sounding like a twat.

[Clang McFly]

What's wrong with soft hands on a man?

For me personally...everything. It would indicate to me that he does little to no physical labor, a weekend warrior at best, probably incapable of doing even the most basic of handyman bs, not rugged in any sense of the word.

Thats me.

[Duchess]

C'mon! Not even the most basic of handyman skills?

[Clang McFly]

C'mon! Not even the most basic of handyman skills?

Nope. I am the anti-Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman

[Carsman]

I wish I knew how to respond to that without sounding like a twat.

Ya know what I fucked up, I re-read your post, and I read it wrong, my ass was on backwards.

(I do most of the handyman work around both villa's, (except when a professional is reqd) plumbing, electrical, painting, floor sanding- refinishing, mow lawn, fix our cars, and a shit load of other manual stuff. That still doesn't mean a guy can't take care of his hands, I wear gloves a lot of the times-so what.)

[Duchess]

I'm ashamed I said twat in front of you.

[Carsman]

Gawd, I hope you're not referring to me, I know what a twat is.

[DMP]

I am not talking about running into the market after you are at the gym dumbass. Obviously anyone can tell that you just worked out and are running a quick errand. I am talking about people that generally go around looking like they haven't showered or even bothered to comb their hair. I don't give a shit what you think, walking around out of the house in your jammy pants is tacky. If you don't see that well then, you're tacky. Take some pride in yourself.

It doesn't matter what the reason is for looking like shit, Ramsey. I've jumped out of bed before and ran to starbucks with cum stuck in my hair once, do you think I gave a fuck what anyone thought? It has nothing to do with pride, I wanted a fucking cup of coffee without having to go through a big grooming session first.

And if any bitch even dare looks at me funny they'll get the death stare letting them know I won't hesitate to beat the fucking shit out of them right then and there, unless of course they look like a man in which case I probally want to avoid a physical altercation.

That was probably the funniest fucking shit I've read in a long time. Made my day. Who doesn't want a Starbucks after a night that ends with cum in your hair.

[ramseycat]

Geezus Sally. I guess you are a ...I don't even know what....go out with cum in your hair? Um ok. LOL