THE MOCK CONFESSIONAL

[Eat Shit And Die]

I'm talking about the only drugs I am on are painkillers from my doctor and i have not even drunk a drop of booze in 19 days have you?

Oh I hear ya. No I am just like this without alcohol.

So now you realize your never ending drug addict jabs are redundant then?

[cladking]

This thead could use more pictures.

I'm thick as a brick, so hardly notice how misplaced this post is.

[HairOfTheDog]

This thead could use more pictures.

I'm thick as a brick, so hardly notice how misplaced this post is.

Bricks aren't all that thick and can be the foundation for some great long term building projects. In my experience, carefully misplaced ones can result in some very funny trips, I must confess.

I really like brick structures and buildings, but we don't have many here any more because they easily crumble in earthquakes. Some of the few brick buildings that remain after the '06 and '89 quakes are supported by huge steel chevrons to meet building code.

This is the San Francisco Design Center - you can see what I'm talking about:




A friend of mine who did very well with a start-up dot com bought a loft in the converted GE building. The intererior of his place consists of exposed brick, wood, plus some iron and stone (model unit in pic below). Dream materials, textures and lay-out, to me. My old house is all boxy plaster and paint (though the original parque hardwood floors are great).




(I confess, these are not personal photos, I clipped them off the internet.)

Back to the sinners...

[Midwest Spy]

I didn't know you was the Sundance Kid when I said you was cheatin'...

[HairOfTheDog]

You've been sippin' off the flask early today, right MS?

If so, I'll take a shot at issuing the appropriate penance once you've confessed your sin.

But, Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before.

[Midwest Spy]

You've been sippin' off the flask early today, right MS?

If so, I'll take a shot at issuing the appropriate penance once you've confessed your sin.

But, Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before.

Nice!

[heartbreaker6713]

I have a confession and have been working with Duchess to make it right! A bit ago someone had posted a thread about pairing up Mockers against each other in oil wrestling matches they would like to see. While I know I wasn't mentioned in the list to pair up or go against anyone I stayed silent and kept my pictures to myself, selfishly, the fact that I have indeed oil wrestled. I don't think many people have probably done it and it's a lot of fun, although i did do it a long time ago! I will go on record as stating I was not and never have been, nor will be, a stripper and was helping out a friend in a contest that she needed to be the winner of. Those are not my boobies, either! I am too competitive by nature to lose and during it she had to remind me by telling me, remember i'm suppose to win, let me win! So Duchess is going to help me by posting the pictures for me! (thank you Duchess)

[JsMom]

[Duchess]

I'm really sorry about that weird white around all the pix. I couldn't crop it, I tried, I tried to make them larger as well but the image became distorted.

[Eat Shit And Die]

n00b

[HairOfTheDog]

Deart heartbreaker6713:

Thank you for your proactive and honest confession and photographs of alleged transgression.

Confessional Council's Review & Determination:
NO SIN WHATSOEVER, NO DIRTY DEED, NO PENANCE.

Confessional Council's Recommendation:
A reward is in order; reward to be determined by Midwest Spy (the initiator of the Mock Baby Oil Wrestling thread, of course).

Awesome, looks like a lot of fun!

[heartbreaker6713]

It was fun and a memory to keep for sure! Sorry Duchess the pictures were such a pain, i will try to get my the all in one figured out for next time! I appreciate the effort you put in for it! I will say the looks we got when we went to the store to pick up all the oil and pool was quite interesting!

[Midwest Spy]

Heartbreaker, well done.

I'm assuming you're the young lady that has her hands raised and won?

You're hereby proclaimed the person with the Biggest Brass Balls in all of Mock!

Bravo!

Edit: Silly me, in my excitement assumed those were your boobies before reading disclaimer. Award is rescinded, but you know what needs to be done in order to claim it!

[HairOfTheDog]

MS, funny how we keep meeting in the sinners thread.

Funnier still, you've yet to confess to any sins, dirty deeds, or impure thoughts.

Too many to choose from, or just plain scared?

[heartbreaker6713]

Hahaha - well i haven't heard of any challengers? i had to let her win it was her "talent" and i wasn't allowed to have my clothes ripped off, with strict instructions from staff because i wasn't a stripper (sounds funny) obviously you have to have an entertainers' license to take your clothes off legally here. Thus the clothes i'm wearing and she's not! But that's why her clothes where ripped off and thrown into the crowd!!(see the guy swirling pink top around) anyways I will say if anyone does try this to drink soda afterwards it will help with the bubbles and burning you get in your tummy and nose while sliding around. None the less it was still fun!

[HairOfTheDog]

Confession / Acknowledgement:
I confess to and apologize for the fact that virtually all of my posts have been filled with typos (more than usual) over the last couple of days. Hate that.

Self-prescribed Penance:
No posting while in the middle of other things or half asleep.

Note: I would particularly like to apologize to Betty Rubble. Always liked Betty (moreso than Betty Boop and just slightly less so than Betty White), along with her lovely family. Unfortunately, I referred to Mrs. Rubble as "Bettle" earlier today and the mistake was not caught in time to be edited before publication. Despite common misconception, "Bettle" is not the full form of "Betty".

Thank you for your understanding and forgiveness, Betty et all...


Betty Rubble and the Rubble Family

P.s. Duchess, I swear that I haven't been hittin' the bleach again; just goofy tired.

[Maggot]

I'm not sure but. Bless me Father for I have sinned, Father I accuse myself of.............

[BigMark]

holy crap

[Duchess]

OMG!

[Maggot]

Shocking!!!