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Do you have a plunger
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#1
11-13-2012, 09:44 PM
I'm standing in for Pappy.
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11-13-2012, 09:57 PM
I had a plan to wear a plunger just the other night, but decided against it.

The low cut stuff just kinda sends the wrong message past a certain age.


P.s. I bet Pappy would be proud.Smiley_emoticons_smile
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11-13-2012, 10:21 PM
(11-13-2012, 09:44 PM)sally Wrote: Do you have a plunger

Is this a trick question?
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11-14-2012, 12:28 AM
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11-14-2012, 12:34 AM
It's at times like this when I wish I could rep peoples posts.
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11-14-2012, 01:58 AM
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11-14-2012, 02:01 AM
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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11-14-2012, 07:20 AM
I have two sons. Of course I have a plunger.
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11-14-2012, 07:24 AM


I have a plunger in every bathroom. At least once a year I have to use it in the shower because there is a hairball big enough to choke a horse clogging the drain.
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11-14-2012, 07:51 AM
(11-14-2012, 07:24 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I have a plunger in every bathroom. At least once a year I have to use it in the shower because there is a hairball big enough to choke a horse clogging the drain.

You would not have that problem if you shave once and a while.Smiley_emoticons_shocked
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11-14-2012, 07:52 AM


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11-14-2012, 12:55 PM
Threads like this need a warning label.
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#13
11-14-2012, 09:30 PM
True
That said, yes I have a plunger
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11-14-2012, 09:48 PM
You have not lived until you have taken a plunger, notched it and shot it with a compound bow at an old refridgerator.
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11-14-2012, 10:02 PM
Hmmm....now to find an old fridge...
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11-14-2012, 10:12 PM
Bring a 5 gallon bucket of water so they stick.
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#17
11-14-2012, 10:56 PM
I hope you assholes don't keep your plunger next to the toilet, unless of course you have matching decorative towels with cute little plungers on them.
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11-14-2012, 11:07 PM
(11-14-2012, 10:56 PM)sally Wrote: I hope you assholes don't keep your plunger next to the toilet, unless of course you have matching decorative towels with cute little plungers on them.

As someone who has clogged a toilet or two, I can tell you that having the plunger RIGHT THERE is crucial.
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11-15-2012, 08:35 PM
(11-14-2012, 07:24 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I have a plunger in every bathroom. At least once a year I have to use it in the shower because there is a hairball big enough to choke a horse clogging the drain.

Why do you have a horse in your drain?
Of course a horse will clog a drain every time, der.
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