Newbie in Purgatory

[FAHQTOO]

My front porch isn't huge so it shouldn't be two expensive.

Shouldn't cost more than too hundred dollars.

[aussiefriend]

I went out with a fat girl once and she laid on top of me and squished me, I had a hard time breathing so I had to pick her arm up and breath through her armpit. It was a sweet sweaty smell and I almost died as she wiggled around getting all excited. It was around the time I found God.....and he just laughed. Fucker!

I've lived through desperate times

Maggot I know this is a kindof therapy for you. But you need to keep this shit to yourself. It's disturbing.

[Cracker]

Do you ever wonder if men you have been with think that about you? You can't be easy to flip.

[aussiefriend]

I love this ignore function we have here in Mock. Greatest invention ever. You can block out all the dull highly irritating white noise.

[Cracker]

Yeah, you aren't much for white. Black noise smells funny.

[ramseycat]

My front porch isn't huge so it shouldn't be two expensive.

Shouldn't cost more than too hundred dollars.

Lol typo. Good thing you and your Crack are here to point those out.

[Cracker]

The w is nowhere near the o. Nice try.

[ramseycat]

The w is nowhere near the o. Nice try.

I KNOW the difference between two, to, and too Crackass.

[sally]

I love this ignore function we have here in Mock. Greatest invention ever. You can block out all the dull highly irritating white noise.

Ignore all you want, but when your boyfriend talks to his friends he refers to having sex with you as "popping the hood", meaning he has to lift up your belly to get to the goods. Black men don't mind that shit for some reason.

[aussiefriend]

Sally I never said he was black, you assumed. This is Australia not USA, our cultural demographic is different to yours. I am going to buy you a beer, you are cranky when you are on the wagon.

[ramseycat]

From what I could see from her pics, Aussie is not fat. Maybe Sally should go back and look at her pic. That loose tank you're wearing can cover a multitude of sins.

[Cracker]

She had lap band surgery, ramsey. She had to have a doctor cut her and make her stomach the size of a walnut because she couldn't stop shoving food down her own throat. Yeah, she doesn't have a weight problem...

[ramseycat]

I said she doesn't look fat in her pic. Sally calling her day is stupid. I could care less how she lost weight. She did and that is all that matters to me.

[Cracker]

You don't think it is fucked up that someone has to cut you open and insert a device in you to make you not able to stuff yourself? I admire people like JsMom who figure out you have to eat healthier and exercise to get healthy. You really need to make some muscle to replace fat or you get all mushy and gross...

Which pic? The one that wasn't her in the jeans or the one where her legs tough all the way to her feet?

[ramseycat]

I think that it's none of my business how she lost her weight. We don't know her medical history. We don't know why her physician recommended that course of treatment.

[Sphincter Cop]

I think that it's none of my business how she lost her weight. We don't know her medical history. We don't know why her physician recommended that course of treatment.

I think its from eating an African diet of fried chicken and kool-aid. That may have reduced the blubber a lot easier!

[Cracker]

She probably posted it here and made it everybody's business. Nobody makes you do that. If I post something, I expect to get shit about it. But that was last year. Now I expect the whiney bitches to complain.

I don't really know or care either way. I just think it is super funny she posted a picture that obviously wasn't her. What makes people do that? Who cares enough about what strangers think to search for an image and post it as yourself? I find that interesting.

My local board has cows who post every single bit of their medical history, along with that of their families. That is weird as hell, too. Are people needier now than they used to be? Is that why all of you need to constant attention and constant reassurance? Is that why people start posts about who you should ignore and who you should interact with here?

I hate most women because of shit like that. They never seem to get over the high school bullshit. You wouldn't catch a board of men doing that, not normal men. It may be time to look at your own behavior instead of trying to make everyone a boring copy of yourself. I don't want to be like you cows. And if y'all don't step it up, I will eventually stop posting and let y'all rot.

I think that it's none of my business how she lost her weight. We don't know her medical history. We don't know why her physician recommended that course of treatment.

I think its from eating an African diet of fried chicken and kool-aid. That may have reduced the blubber a lot easier!

See? My point illustrated in living color...

[ramseycat]

Why are you on a local board if you don't like it?

My problem with most women is that they are bitches and backstabbing drama hags. I don't like viscous gossip and I don't like someone that can't keep a confidence.

You seem to have had a relationship with LC off the forum. Her passing affected you deeply. So it would seem you or anyone can form a friendship from someone they meet in a MB.

[Cracker]

Invoking LC. Nice.

She would have told you to keep your drama shit to PMs and not dirty the board with the incessant whining.

The rest was just your usual FaceMock bullshit.

Should you change your siggy? I think so.

[ramseycat]

I guess I touched a nerve. I should have known better than to attempt a normal conversation with you.

I don't want to change my dig.