The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[ramseycat]

When they took him to the OR I had a complete breakdown. I was mortified. But that's my baby.

Did you make a spectacle of yourself?

I sure did.

[ramseycat]

For chrissake, Ramsey! Could you possibly have any more health crises at one time? You all need to mainline vitamins or something.

Seriously. It's getting to be ridiculous.

[username]

It happens every damn time. I think "colon cancer" before I remember I ate a bunch of beets the night before.

[Cynical Ninja]

Rhubarb does the same to my pee. There's an ad on the TV over here at the minute warning of the dangers of blood in urine and if it happens go to a doctor.

[ramseycat]

If my fucking neighbors don't stop calling animal control because my dogs are barking INSIDE my house ima go postal. WTF? I hear people's dogs bark all the time. It's not like I leave them outside all day.

[Cynical Ninja]

Are they barking all the time? If they are it sounds like they are out of control a properly trained dog doesn't bark all the time.

[username]

Yeah. Dogs barking inside a house can annoy the shit out of a neighbor too.

[Duchess]

If my fucking neighbors don't stop calling animal control because my dogs are barking INSIDE my house ima go postal. WTF? I hear people's dogs bark all the time. It's not like I leave them outside all day.

They are only doing that when you're gone, right? Separation anxiety. *nods*

[Cynical Ninja]

Dogs shouldn't be left alone for extended periods in the house, cats are independent animals dogs are totally dependent on their owners.

If the dogs were barking everytime ramsey left I would call animal control as well.

[ramseycat]

Jethro barks out the upstairs bedroom windows when anyone goes by or he sees a bird or something. I have to keep the blinds closed when I'm gone. If I'm home, he still barks at people but I can distract him.

[ramseycat]

Dogs shouldn't be left alone for extended periods in the house, cats are independent animals dogs are totally dependent on their owners.

If the dogs were barking everytime ramsey left I would call animal control as well.

That's cuz your a dick and know nothing about being a dog owner. Most dog owners are gone all day working. That's life.

[Cynical Ninja]

Its pretty obvious jethro hasn't been properly house trained.

[ramseycat]

He is house trained. He just likes people and is a talker.

[Duchess]

He just likes people and is a talker.

He'd get along famously with MF's dog then.

[Cynical Ninja]

That's cuz your a dick and know nothing about being a dog owner. Most dog owners are gone all day working. That's life.

“You're” not “your” you fucking brainiac.

My family have owned three dogs all of whom were from shelters and had emotional problems caused by previous owners. They were NEVER left on their own because dogs are pack animals and pine when the rest of the pack isn't there and they are on their own.

[ramseycat]

CN the spell corrector. Everyone on this site knows the difference. So in me wick one finger posting from my phone I messed up. Clearly that makes you an expert on dogs.

[ramseycat]

And Jethro is not alone. He is with Scoobie.

[Cynical Ninja]

Jethro barks out the upstairs bedroom windows when anyone goes by or he sees a bird or something. I have to keep the blinds closed when I'm gone. If I'm home, he still barks at people but I can distract him.

Properly house trained dogs don't bark everytime someone walks past your house or if they see a fucking birdy outside for christs sake!

No wonder your neighbours are pissed off with you you fucking mook!

[Cynical Ninja]

CN the spell corrector. Everyone on this site knows the difference. So in me wick one finger posting from my phone I messed up. Clearly that makes you an expert on dogs.

I post almost 100% exclusively from my phone and seem to manage ok.

It must be the brainiac using the phone as opposed to the phone itself.

[crash]

The dogs barking all the time when Ramsey is gone is probably akin to those three poor girls from Ohio; they're hoping someone comes to rescue them. For good.