BIRDS OF A FEATHER

[Duchess]

...flock together.

Do you believe in that adage?

[ramseycat]

Hmmm. Yes.

[QueenBee]

Well, we are all here, aren't we? And we are of a particular feather.

[username]

No. I don't swim with the soup chickens.

[Clang McFly]

I didn't believe it when I first joined Mock and had planned to troll you a bit and not get so attached but now you've all grown on me.

[username]

I didn't believe it when I first joined Mock and had planned to troll you a bit and not get so attached but now you've all grown on me.

Like scabies?

[Adub]

I didn't believe it when I first joined Mock and had planned to troll you a bit and not get so attached but now you've all grown on me.

Like scabies?

I was working at Juvenile Hall when a scabies break-out occurred. The admin had a sit down with the staff. The Health Department did a presentation. Gave me the heebie jeebies.

Do not tell me that Mock has the scabies. I have heard it called the 7 year itch.

[Clang McFly]

I didn't believe it when I first joined Mock and had planned to troll you a bit and not get so attached but now you've all grown on me.

Like scabies?

Yes, or one of the many other diseases you might get from not wearing any panties.

(Been awhile since I "mocked" you for not wearing underpants. That felt good.)

[ramseycat]

No. I don't swim with the soup chickens.

You're the Queen Chicken.

[username]

No. I don't swim with the soup chickens.

You're the Queen Chicken.

You're a drumstick.

[Carsman]

YES!

[Donovan]

Scabies is a nasty bitch. I caught it once as a teenager from my pop moving us into a variety of utterly scumbag motels to live in. Funny story: both my little brother and I got a case of it, my mother figured it out when we went to stay with her and went to the doctor for some of that Kwell lotion. Around the same time my little brother opted to go back to Pop's care and I stayed behind because I was fully engaged in teen rebellion so I was running the streets. I took one dose of the kwell stuff and the scabies cleared up; my brother complained over the phone he wasn't getting rid of it no matter what they tried.

Fast forward several weeks, my criminal training comes to a disastrous end and I am forced to vacate town, so I go back to Pop's quarters only to find my brother is STILL fighting these scabies, even though my pop is smearing the kwell lotion on him daily. Also, my brother says, the kwell lotion is so sticky and nasty he hates the whole process. Now I'm thinking I don't remember the stuff being that bad at all, so I ask to see the bottle.

Come to find out, Pop's nearsighted self has been smothering my brother in some leftover strep cough syrup for weeks. Didn't do a damn thing for the scabies except cure all their tiny little sore throats hahahahaha. My baby brother had the healthiest scabies in Kansas...

[Maggot]

Same as "lay with dogs, you get fleas"