American idiot stuffs his face

[Duchess]

I don't eat meat very often but I like a hotdog once or twice in the summer. Burnt on the outside, juicy on the inside.

[HairOfTheDog]

I wouldn't eat one, they basically consist of livestocks eyelashes, hooves, ballsacks and lips.

I don't eat processed meat.

The eyelashes and ballsacks, when accompanied by some brown mustard, are the most flavorful ingredients. IMO.

[username]

I want to be like a French pastry...what was that Tiki called them...Niggettes?

Were you a nymphomaniac when you were younger as well? As in my fantasy?

Nah. The relationship may have only lasted a few weeks, but I was always monogamous during those times.

[HairOfTheDog]

I want to be like a French pastry...what was that Tiki called them...Niggettes?

Were you a nymphomaniac when you were younger as well? As in my fantasy?

Nah. The relationship may have only lasted a few weeks, but I was always monogamous during those times.

Monogamy and nymphomania are not mutually exclusive.

Finding a committed enabler is where it's at (and unsurprisingly easy).

So I'm told.

[BlueTiki]

Finding a committed enabler is where it's at (and unsurprisingly easy).

So I'm told.

By MS via PMs.

[HairOfTheDog]

Finding a committed enabler is where it's at (and unsurprisingly easy).

So I'm told.

By MS via PMs.

I just figured MS sent that PM to all Mock members.

My information regarding monogamous nymphomaniac relationships comes from a more trusted source; Dr. Christian Troy.

[sally]

Speaking of stuffing your face, anyone ever eat at an Argentinian steak house? The one I went to was a fat person's wet dream. Big Sal could have done with the mile long salad bar alone. I'm not talking your average run of the mill salad bar either, this had everything from fresh pulled mozzarella, fresh seafood, olives that tasted like they were picked off a tree in Italy and every thing in between. Not to mention the never ending wood fired roasted meats.

[Maggot]

Speaking of stuffing your face, anyone ever eat at an Argentinian steak house? The one I went to was a fat person's wet dream. Big Sal could have done with the mile long salad bar alone. I'm not talking your average run of the mill salad bar either, this had everything from fresh pulled mozzarella, fresh seafood, olives that tasted like they were picked off a tree in Italy and every thing in between. Not to mention the never ending wood fired roasted meats.

Yet........ another reason to hate Sally. It never ends.

[sally]

Not really. I considered throwing it all up when we got back to the hotel because I was sure it all went straight to my ass. I doubt that's a thought that ever crossed your mind, Maggot. You can eat all you want and lay back peacefully in your recliner not giving a fuck about your butt.

[Maggot]

Not really. I considered throwing it all up when we got back to the hotel because I was sure it all went straight to my ass. I doubt that's a thought you ever have to deal with, Maggot. You can eat all you want and lay back peacefully in your recliner not giving a fuck about your butt.

I only eat one meal a day buttercupbutt usually breakfast and save up my calories for the days I'm sitting in King Arthurs court gnawing on the biggest turkey leg in the house. I lived off Pina Coladas for a week. And a few peanuts.