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(07-06-2013, 01:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-06-2013, 08:59 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Sounds to me like someone got butt raped by a fireman.
Nah, I got nothing against brave firemen(like 9/11), just the stupid 19 dead firepussies. Maybe I'm tired of bitches passing me over for the "badass" real men only to whine about these real men later when they cheat, beat, and retreat and then expect us "nice guys" to still be waiting for them so we can clean up their mess.
Awwww, tranny is sad because he's an emotional friend.
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(07-08-2013, 01:03 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: On the dole and yet you thought he had the coin for a tuck and roll job?
Plus I like playing with little Clang too much to ever chop him off.
If anything maybe someday I'll get a boob job.
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(07-08-2013, 01:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: If anything maybe someday I'll get a boob job.
No need, you already have 38 DD man boobs fatso.
If anything you need a boob reduction.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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(07-08-2013, 02:44 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (07-08-2013, 01:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: If anything maybe someday I'll get a boob job.
No need, you already have 38 DD man boobs fatso.
If anything you need a boob reduction.
Oh really? Then explain to me why my boobs don't even fill the cups of the 44D red sexy satin push up bra (with matching thong panty).
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(07-08-2013, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Oh really? Then explain to me why my boobs don't even fill the cups of the 44D red sexy satin push up bra (with matching thong panty).
@Clang, Must you be so graphic?  Now I have an image in my mind only some serious therapy will help to eradicate.
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(07-08-2013, 04:03 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: @Clang, Must you be so graphic?
Yes. Pics soon to follow(maybe). 
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(07-08-2013, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Oh really? Then explain to me why my boobs don't even fill the cups of the 44D red sexy satin push up bra (with matching thong panty).
I don't believe you are a transvestite either you fat fuck.
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Hell's Angels turn away protesters from Memorial Service.
Short Video Clip Here
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(07-09-2013, 11:03 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hell's Angels turn away protesters from Memorial Service.
Short Video Clip Here
Wow. The Westboro Baptist church has "friends"???
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(07-09-2013, 11:03 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hell's Angels turn away protesters from Memorial Service.
I watched the video. Awesome! *applauds*
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(07-09-2013, 11:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I watched the video.
I love how the LEO refers to the Hell's Angel as "a citizen". 
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Go ahead, church douche. Fuck with the bikers. I dares ya. I double dares ya. You'll find out pretty quick God's plan for you includes a serious ass whooping.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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Apparently people lined the roads the entire way in order to pay their respects.
This is so sad :(
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(07-09-2013, 05:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Apparently people lined the roads the entire way in order to pay their respects.
This is so sad :(
I paid my respect for those firefighters today as well...
Wait for it...
..I burned 19 hotdogs until they were meaty ash.
What a waste of good food.:(
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(07-09-2013, 10:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: ..I burned 19 hotdogs until they were meaty ash.
Pissing on them to put out the fire would have been a fitting tribute.
The water packs some of them carried are known as "Piss Pumps".
Your illiteracy is showing as is your lack of depth.
I would have guessed: baked potatoes wrapped in foil.
I guess the two-packs-for-a-dollar July 4 th hotdog sale was a big hit in your neighborhood.
Potatoes are a bit pricey, this time of year.
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(07-09-2013, 10:07 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: The water packs some of them carried are known as "Piss Pumps".
LOL. Indian Tank was probably too offensive... Piss Pump is much better!
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(07-09-2013, 10:07 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: (07-09-2013, 10:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: ..I burned 19 hotdogs until they were meaty ash.
Pissing on them to put out the fire would have been a fitting tribute.
The water packs some of them carried are known as "Piss Pumps".
Your illiteracy is showing as is your lack of depth.
I would have guessed: baked potatoes wrapped in foil.
I guess the two-packs-for-a-dollar July 4th hotdog sale was a big hit in your neighborhood.
Potatoes are a bit pricey, this time of year.
Actually I was thinking 19 Hotdogs for 19 Hotshots, but yeah you out trolled me, yours was better.
(07-01-2013, 12:32 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: It's now reported it's 19 Hotshots dead.
Fuck.
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(07-09-2013, 11:36 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Actually I was thinking 19 Hotdogs for 19 Hotshots, but yeah you out trolled me, yours was better.
No . . . really?
The 19 hotdogs were for the 19 firefighters? Wow! Who knew?
And here I thought you used the hotdogs either as phallic symbolism or as a dis that these brave men were actually "wieners".
Gosh . . . you really are dim.
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I think it's a rip off that you can only buy buns in packs of 8. What to do?
Shut up! I'm kidding. Gallows humor or something. :(
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