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[Cynical Ninja]

Its a question worth asking why a smart arse like donovan douchebag my little lichtspittle hasn't got two cents to rub together at his age?

[Donovan]

I was not blessed with a strong desire to acquire and own useless shit. Therefore the mindless pursuit of money at the expense of my life isn't real high on my priority list.

[BlueTiki]

Therefore the mindless pursuit of money at the expense of my life isn't real high on my priority list.

Translation: I sponge.

[Donovan]

Nope. Neither a lender nor a borrower be.

[Clang McFly]

Therefore the mindless pursuit of money at the expense of my life isn't real high on my priority list.

Translation: I sponge.

No, Clang sponges. Donovan is a frugual financial wizard/guru.

[Duchess]

I'm learning to be frugal while I'm under this moratorium and there is a certain satisfaction that comes with that.

[Donovan]

I just find that the IDEA of having certain things is better than the actual process. Owning a big house is great...until you pay the taxes, bills and upkeep. Nice car? Cool until you spend every waking moment on its upkeep. Pool? Cleaning and maintenance.

I understand the process and concept of the acquisition of money. I get the stock market. But I lack that fundamental drive guys who are successful that way all seem to have. I simply don't really care enough to chase money.

Plus this may come as a shock to some, but I have been known to be somewhat impolitic, irreverent and possessed of an acerbic temper that works against my forward advancement on the political ladder.

Stunning. I don't play well with others. Bet you never saw that coming...

[Cynical Ninja]

I was not blessed with a strong desire to acquire and own useless shit. Therefore the mindless pursuit of money at the expense of my life isn't real high on my priority list.

Oh I get it, you're a bum.

Thank you that explains a lot.

Most people start out poor and work to become better off as they get older sort of like financial evolution if you will.

You seem to be devolving financially. If i was your age and I found myself having to bum money to buy sweeties for halloween and pay for petrol in fucking piles of change I would have to ask myself the question “what the hell do you think you are doing with your life cinnamon nimrod?”

I will be thinking about you turning your sofa upside down to look for pennies while me and my family are cruising the Fjords of Scandanavia this summer. That's where we're going instead of Egypt this year.

Bon voyage!

[sally]

I was not blessed with a strong desire to acquire and own useless shit. Therefore the mindless pursuit of money at the expense of my life isn't real high on my priority list.

Translation: I'm a lazy bum. Buying nice things for my kid and leaving him something other than my 1998 Toyota Corolla and sailboat shirt isn't real high on my priority list.

[BlueTiki]

. . . while me and my family are cruising the Fjords of Scandanavia this summer. That's where we're going instead of Egypt this year.

Thank God!

Egypt can wait.

[Cynical Ninja]

Stunning. I don't play well with others. Bet you never saw that coming...

There is a name for people like you, we call them sociopaths.

They generally pick one of three paths.

1 - they get a taste for murdering prostitutes.

2 - they shoot up a shopping mall, school, church or cinema.

3 - they sign up to an internet forum and post piffle and waffle endlessly to the point where they delude themsleves into thinking they are some kind of misunderstood genius instead of yet another common garden troll.

Thankfully for the safety of your local community you picked the third option.

[sally]

Stunning. I don't play well with others. Bet you never saw that coming...

There is a name for people like you, we call them sociopaths.

They generally pick one of three paths.

1 - they get a taste for murdering prostitutes.

2 - they shoot up a shopping mall, school, church or cinema.

3 - they sign up to an internet forum and post piffle and waffle endlessly to the point where they delude themsleves into thinking they are some kind of misunderstood genius instead of yet another common garden troll.

Thankfully for the safety of your local community you picked the third option.

[Cynical Ninja]

Thank God!

Egypt can wait.

The manager at the travel agent tried to give me the bumrush until I showed him footage on youtube of the egyptian army machinegunning Morsi supports in Cairo.

He soon changed his tune the mother.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm laughing too, sally.

Cinnamon's on a roll.

[Cynical Ninja]

I eagerly await his retort which will no doubt involve my “masculine” wife shoving something else up my arsehole.

His fear and suspicion of strong women rearing its ugly head again.

[Donovan]

If I were a troll, would I be hooking one, two, three, maybe four fish with such obvious bait as "I am a genius who doesn't like money?"

Oh wait....yes I would. Cinnamon the cuckold, sally the drunken ex-class slut, and Hotdog the chick with a dick...charter members of the ,Donovan is a big Meanie fan club. Seriously, you bitches sure nurse a grudge.

[Midwest Spy]

Hotdog the chick with a dick

^^ This bother me.

A lot.

[Donovan]

I'm laughing too, sally.

Cinnamon's on a roll.

PS I see what you did there and officially rescind your spot in my previous post. I humbly extend my apologies miss D. Get thee to a punnery, go.

[BlueTiki]

Donovan is a big Meanie fan club. Seriously, you bitches sure nurse a grudge.

FFS!

What type of person even thinks along the lines of promoting, recruiting, associating or dissolving a member "fan club"?

[sally]

Hotdog the chick with a dick

^^ This bother me.

A lot.

So much that you're talking like you have an extra chromosome.