MAKE A MOCK MATCH

[Midwest Spy]

You, on the other hand, are at the bottom 3 of the fuck chain of Mock...and real life also, I'm sure.

Well, since you said you'd fuck CN before me, no need for you to elaborate on my official position in the chain.

Who else is accompanying me and CN in the bottom 3 (so I can try to feel a little worse about myself)?

[FAHQTOO]

You, on the other hand, are at the bottom 3 of the fuck chain of Mock...and real life also, I'm sure.

Well, since you said you'd fuck CN before me, no need for you to elaborate on my official position in the chain.

Who else is accompanying me and CN in the bottom 3 (so I can try to feel a little worse about myself)?

I wouldn't screw any of the three of you. That's why they make vibrators and dildos.

I'll keep you guessing on the third one.

[Cynical Ninja]

You are jealous of every fucking man on this site, Go back and read your own shit.

The day I worry about you thinking I'm physically attractive will be never.

You, on the other hand, are at the bottom 3 of the fuck chain of Mock...and real life also, I'm sure.

At least I am vaguely humanoid in size and shape.

You look like Phyllis Diller after a car accident in a hall of mirrors.

I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole unless I was wearing a hazmat suit you fucking freak.

[Cynical Ninja]

since you said you'd fuck CN before me.

Yes the stoopid bitch did say that.

I however would rather fuck a corpse than her.

[HairOfTheDog]

(Yep, Mo, my ass-muscles are getting a work out here - hard not to slip outta the chair whilst basted in olive oil...).

Now there's a perfect image I can happily carry around with me now all day!

You can never go wrong with olive oil.

Let's get out of the boat and into the kitchen though; oil and water truly don't mix.

I understand that olive oil and Hungarian sausage, on the other hand, compliment each other exquisitely. Is that true?

How would you handle and serve Hungarian sausage to create the most satisfying and mouth-watering experience for a carnivorous American woman who happened to wander into your place?

P.s. Seriously, what's your best sausage dish; something you'd serve to your friends (and virtual foes) here at Mock if we all showed up at your establishment?

[FAHQTOO]

since you said you'd fuck CN before me.

Yes the stoopid bitch did say that.


I however would rather fuck a corpse than her.

Nope...never said I'd fuck you. And no,
You're not anything that resembles a real man. You're a short, fat, ginger midget with 12" arms.
You can't even jack yourself off without curling up in the fetal position.

You keep going on and on about how fucking fabulous you are, I'll keep pointing and laughing like I uaually do concerning almost anything you post.

[Maggot]

You can't even jack yourself off without curling up in the fetal position.

[Duchess]

Nope...never said I'd fuck you.

I'm interested in the fuck chain that you mentioned last week. I got a big laugh outta that. Mock has a fuck chain! Yay!

[Cynical Ninja]

Nope...never said I'd fuck you. And no,
You're not anything that resembles a real man. You're a short, fat, ginger midget with 12" arms.
You can't even jack yourself off without curling up in the fetal position.

You keep going on and on about how fucking fabulous you are, I'll keep pointing and laughing like I uaually do concerning almost anything you post.

You said you would fuck me before you would fuck MS so you obviously find me more physically attractive than him.

Your physical appearence however makes me feel physically sick, your hair is all fucked up and your eyes appear to be looking in different directions.

[FAHQTOO]

Nope...never said I'd fuck you. And no,
You're not anything that resembles a real man. You're a short, fat, ginger midget with 12" arms.
You can't even jack yourself off without curling up in the fetal position.

You keep going on and on about how fucking fabulous you are, I'll keep pointing and laughing like I uaually do concerning almost anything you post.

You said you would fuck me before you would fuck MS so you obviously find me more physically attractive than him.

Your physical appearence however makes me feel physically sick, your hair is all fucked up
and your eyes appear to be looking in different directions.

Nope. Never said I'd fuck you. Try reading for comprehension...retard.

[HairOfTheDog]

Yeah, I don't consider the statement, "I'd reluctantly sooner be putty in his hands than yours" as equivalent to "I'd fuck him before fucking you" either.

Then again, I don't consider a damn "punk" and a damn "nigger" to have synonymous meanings.

Some interesting interpretations around here...

[Midwest Spy]

Nope...never said I'd fuck you. And no,
You're not anything that resembles a real man. You're a short, fat, ginger midget with 12" arms.
You can't even jack yourself off without curling up in the fetal position.

You keep going on and on about how fucking fabulous you are, I'll keep pointing and laughing like I uaually do concerning almost anything you post.

You said you would fuck me before you would fuck MS so you obviously find me more physically attractive than him.

Your physical appearence however makes me feel physically sick, your hair is all fucked up
and your eyes appear to be looking in different directions.

Nope. Never said I'd fuck you. Try reading for comprehension...retard.

FQ2, I think if you searched your true feelings, you'd rather be putty in my hands than CN's, but I'm just making assumptions again.

Good to know some things don't change with aging.

[sally]

Lets say that FQ2 was stuck on an island with just CN and MS and God told her that she must fuck one of them, which one would you choose, FQ2? For me it would come down to who could concoct the best coconut drink.

[BlueTiki]

Lets say that FQ2 was stuck on an island with just CN and MS and God told her that she must fuck one of them. . .

At that precise moment; FQ2 becomes an atheist.

[Maggot]

I was guessing the deep blue sea would be looking pretty damn good at that point.

[BlueTiki]

I was guessing the deep blue sea . . .

Blue Sea
Blue See
Blue Cee
Blew C

Hey . . . wait a minute!

[Midwest Spy]

I was guessing the deep blue sea would be looking pretty damn good at that point.

[Mohammed]

You can never go wrong with olive oil.

Let's get out of the boat and into the kitchen though; oil and water truly don't mix.

I understand that olive oil and Hungarian sausage, on the other hand, compliment each other exquisitely. Is that true?

How would you handle and serve Hungarian sausage to create the most satisfying and mouth-watering experience for a carnivorous American woman who happened to wander into your place?

P.s. Seriously, what's your best sausage dish; something you'd serve to your friends (and virtual foes) here at Mock if we all showed up at your establishment?

There we are talking about swimming and its positive effects on glutes, and here she comes asking for a favourite Hungarian sausage recipe! Is it any wonder that everybody just loves her?!

Hungarian sausage and Olive Oil complement each other as much as Prince Charles and nipple clamps. Sure, it might happen, but it would just look really distasteful! Just like Hungarian Sausage and Olive Oil.

Hungarian Sausages are famous for one thing. Salami. Pick or Herz. Each one awesome. But the typical Hungarian Sausage, well, is a bit of a dry thing with a lot of Paprika. The smoked Spanish one goes well with Olive Oil, hence Chorizo Sausages. But Hungaria? No Olives there for miles!

But plenty of Pork. Which is why most of Hungarian cooking uses Lard. Goulash? Lard. Poerkoelt? Lard. Lubricant? Lard!

My favourite sausage dishes.

Char Kway Teow. A Chinese noodle dish, broad rice noodles, with Lap Cheong. A sweetish Chinese sausage. Awesome as a hangover dish!

Boerewors. A huge South African fresh sausage with quite a bit of Cloves as seasoning. You chuck it on the BBQ or Brai, as they call it in SA, and again, awesome for the morning after.

Choucroute. Braise that Sauerkraut with all the Pork products and smoked Sausages. Fuck yeah, add some beers and perfect as a hell of a hangover dish.

Thueringer, Nuernberger, any kind of good ole German Bratwurst. Best with Loewensenf. The Wasabi of Mustards.

Did you ever try real Spanish Ham? Jamon Iberico? One that mentions Bellota (Acorns) and Pata Negra? Forget about Sausages, a slice of that, and you'll cream your panties!

Trust me, I did.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hungarian sausage and Olive Oil complement each other as much as Prince Charles and nipple clamps. Sure, it might happen, but it would just look really distasteful! Just like Hungarian Sausage and Olive Oil.

Prince Charles is a fiend for the nipple clamps. Who isn't, really.

Seriously, I have a friend who moved here from Budapest when he was 5 years old. His parents stayed in Hungary, but his Uncle's family (with whom he lived here in the US) are old school Hungarian. I haven't seen him in a few years, but he was good in the kitchen and used to cook me Hungarian sausage with different pastas; always used Extra Virgin Olive Oil and various spices.

I though it was a delicious mix, but I probably don't have a sophisticated pallet. If it smells good and tastes right, I'm pretty easily satisfied.

Boerewors. A huge South African fresh sausage with quite a bit of Cloves as seasoning. You chuck it on the BBQ or Brai, as they call it in SA, and again, awesome for the morning after.

This one sounds great. This would make perfect Mock party-in-the-desert fare, I think.

Did you ever try real Spanish Ham? Jamon Iberico? One that mentions Bellota (Acorns) and Pata Negra? Forget about Sausages, a slice of that, and you'll cream your panties!

I did have ham in Spain; not sure if I ever tried Bellota or Pata Negra types. I really enjoyed the pork dishes that I had there. I did not cream my panties, but I'm not surprised that you did. You tramp!

P.s. I'm a big paella fan too; actually prefer mixed rice dishes to pasta dishes. But, gotta say that I've had a couple of really bad paella dishes before (not in Spain though). I think it's easy to get them wrong, but when they're just right...

[sally]

Mo is right, Loewensenf is some damn good mustard ( never heard of it before until I discovered it in the specialty aisle at the grocery store a few months ago) and Spanish ham is incredible. Hungarian sausage is dried it I ate enough of it over there to kill a T-Rex. Pairing it with olive oil would be unheard of over there, but I could see it being quite nice sliced thin atop crusty bread dipped in Spanish olive oil with fresh sliced tomatoes and Hungarian banana peppers.