Come at me bro

[Blindgreed1]

You're free to roam now, rock star.

So, are you interested in crime, law, boobs, politics, trivial drivel...? They're all at your disposal.

Or, you can always play it safe and easy and just stick with music.

There's a "Music of Mock" thread in the "Good Shit" sub-forum if you care to share what turns you on.

Also, a "Living in the Past" thread there for favorite classics.

Rest assured, wherever you wander, someone's bound to come at you, bro.

So, come out and play?...

I will. But i'm going to be traveling for the rerst of the month, so don't think anybody ran me off. I am interested in all of the above with the exception of politics. PM pics of your boobs and then PM an email addy and I'll send pics of my bent veiny dong. Lol.

[Midwest Spy]

HotD... Word spreads quickly of your magnificent rack.

[Jimbone]

I'll send pics of my bent veiny dong. Lol.

Please, everyone can tell you tuck and tape.

Have a nice month Noxeema Jackson.

[BlueTiki]

In my field it's rare that you come across a hematology MD.

Just a bit of free advice for you. Don't take yourself so seriously. Nobody else does.

You're a lab tech. Nothing wrong with that. You're the medical profession's equivalent of a "day laborer".

Of course it's rare for you to come across a hematology MD in your field.

Counter help at KFC experience the same rarity.

I'm sorry google is your only inroad to "knowing" professionals.

But, hey . . . I'm flattered that you take me so seriously and continue to dissect and respond to my posts.

However . . . I do miss the emoticons punctuating your drivel.

Without them, you're just another bitchy, butthurt faggot.

[Duchess]

Word spreads quickly of your magnificent rack.

Most of the women of Mock have a common denominator - awesomeness - in looks, shape & personality. *nods vigorously*

[HairOfTheDog]

PM pics of your boobs and then PM an email addy and I'll send pics of my bent veiny dong. Lol.

I'll jump right on that, greedy1.

The PM, I mean, not the standard dong.

Okay, that's a lie; no PM from me in your future either.

But, there is a thread in Member's Only for boob lovers.

They're not the boobs of Mock Members though (well, except for Clang's, I think he posted a titty shot in there once).

See you around, rock star.

[Blindgreed1]

In my field it's rare that you come across a hematology MD.

Just a bit of free advice for you. Don't take yourself so seriously. Nobody else does.

You're a lab tech. Nothing wrong with that. You're the medical profession's equivalent of a "day laborer".

Of course it's rare for you to come across a hematology MD in your field.

Counter help at KFC experience the same rarity.

I'm sorry google is your only inroad to "knowing" professionals.

But, hey . . . I'm flattered that you take me so seriously and continue to dissect and respond to my posts.
However . . . I do miss the emoticons punctuating your drivel.

Without them, you're just another bitchy, butthurt faggot.

I just enjoy playing with a kick toy from time to time. Nothing more. Nothing less.

[Blindgreed1]

I'll send pics of my bent veiny dong. Lol.

Please, everyone can tell you tuck and tape.
Have a nice month Noxeema Jackson.

You say that like it's a BAD thing... And since we're bonding with pet names and all I prefer to be called Ray Charles.

[Blindgreed1]

PM pics of your boobs and then PM an email addy and I'll send pics of my bent veiny dong. Lol.

I'll jump right on that, greedy1.

The PM, I mean, not the standard dong.

Okay, that's a lie; no PM from me in your future either.

But, there is a thread in Member's Only for boob lovers.
They're not the boobs of Mock Members though (well, except for Clang's, I think he posted a titty shot in there once).

See you around, rock star.

Who said my dong was standard? Lol. I do love the boobs, but what's left to the imagination can also be a lot of fun. \m/\m/

[HairOfTheDog]

HotD... Word spreads quickly of your magnificent rack.

Or, just another clever guy on the internet asking women for boob pics and using "lol" as a punctuation mark.

Hey, didn't I kick you in the NFL thread yesterday?

You just keep popping back up!!

You do know that persistence doesn't always pay off and while quitters never prosper, sometimes they cut their losses and it's a wise strategy, right?

I'm starting to think you kinda get off on the pain though, so a different tactic may be in order. Be scared...

[BlueTiki]

I just enjoy playing with a kick toy from time to time. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Wow!

You're just a wellspring of originality, aren't you, faggot?

No wonder you failed in the music biz.

[Blindgreed1]

I just enjoy playing with a kick toy from time to time. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Wow!

You're just a wellspring of originality, aren't you, faggot?

No wonder you failed in the music biz.

LMFAO, I think you're in love with me. But keep up the good work miss Rate-A-Post, you are contributing a valuable service regardless of how stale and unentertaing you may be while you're doing it. Where's my sammich and cold beers?

[Jimbone]

Where's my sammich and wine coolers... or even a Zima?

Fixed

[Blindgreed1]

Where's my sammich and wine coolers... or even a Zima?

Fixed

Do they even make Zima anymore? I'm more of an IPA man. But I did experiment with wine coolers in college.

[username]

Where's my sammich and wine coolers... or even a Zima?

Fixed

But I did experiment with wine coolers in college.

Ohhh, you bad boy!!!

[BlueTiki]

But keep up the good work miss Rate-A-Post, you are contributing a valuable service regardless of how stale and unentertaing you may be while you're doing it.

Awww, sweetie . . .

Look at you lapping up every single response I toss in your direction!

Golly! I hope your minions at your other homes don't get jealous of the attention you give my stale and unentertaining (that's "unentertaing" in butthurt faggot-speak) posts.

If only you were a bit more intelligent, better educated, not a medical day laborer, without kids and straight . . . I might find you palatable.

The blindness works in your favor.

I'm the hideous cunt of Mock.

Go on, faggot . . . that deserves repeating!

(As an aside: When you request a sammich, it is best to be specific as to your choice of meat, bread, cheese, condiments, etc.. I know you had no choice while in prison and probably didn't realize it's not just a baloney on white bread kinda world . . . )

[Blindgreed1]

But keep up the good work miss Rate-A-Post, you are contributing a valuable service regardless of how stale and unentertaing you may be while you're doing it.

Awww, sweetie . . .

Look at you lapping up every single response I toss in your direction!

Golly! I hope your minions at your other homes don't get jealous of the attention you give my stale and unentertaining (that's "unentertaing" in butthurt faggot-speak) posts.

If only you were a bit more intelligent, better educated, not a medical day laborer, without kids and straight . . . I might find you palatable.

The blindness works in your favor.

I'm the hideous cunt of Mock.

Go on, faggot . . . that deserves repeating!

(As an aside: When you request a sammich, it is best to be specific as to your choice of meat, bread, cheese, condiments, etc.. I know you had no choice while in prison and probably didn't realize it's not just a baloney on white bread kinda world . . . )

Pardon my ignorance, but whan you say boloney do you mean bologna? And i'm not blind anymore. I'm also not a lab tech. If you care to know what I actually do for a living I'll tell you in PM. It's really a pretty cool job.

I really don't care much for what you look like Tiki. It's the passion you put into your post ratings that turns me on.

[BlueTiki]

Pardon my ignorance, but whan you say boloney do you mean bologna?

I'm also not a lab tech.

It's the passion you put into your post ratings that turns me on.

Yes . . . baloney is the accepted Americanized version of bologna.

I'm surprised you didn't know that.

Sweetie . . . whatever you do, I'm sure it's wonderful! Really . . . I do. No need for PMs.

(BTW - 22 hematologist MDs within 9.4 miles of my home - in my Health Care PPO. Just sayin'.)

I want to picture you as the Tom Cruise character in Rock of Ages . . . but wearing a lab coat and singing to the animals he is about to euthanize.

Let's not spoil my dream, 'K?

I'm sure you meant my post "rantings" NOT "ratings".

That was the kindest typo I've ever received!

Thanks for that . . . faggot!

[Blindgreed1]

Pardon my ignorance, but whan you say boloney do you mean bologna?

I'm also not a lab tech.

It's the passion you put into your post ratings that turns me on.

Yes . . . baloney is the accepted Americanized version of bologna.

I'm surprised you didn't know that.

Sweetie . . . whatever you do, I'm sure it's wonderful! Really . . . I do. No need for PMs.

(BTW - 22 hematologist MDs within 9.4 miles of my home - in my Health Care PPO. Just sayin'.)

I want to picture you as the Tom Cruise character in Rock of Ages . . . but wearing a lab coat and singing to the animals he is about to euthanize.

Let's not spoil my dream, 'K?

I'm sure you meant my post "rantings" NOT "ratings".

That was the kindest typo I've ever received!

Thanks for that . . . faggot!

No I meant ratings miss "Rate-A-Post." And I'm not short like Tom Cruise. I have long blonde hair and it's all mine so carry on \m/\m/

[HairOfTheDog]

Where's my sammich and wine coolers... or even a Zima?

Fixed

Do they even make Zima anymore? I'm more of an IPA man. But I did experiment with wine coolers in college.

The Zima's still around; it's making a come back with some innovative marketing strategies designed to attract more male consumers.

-The delicious nectar is now packaged in a container shaped like a Kel-Tec PF-9.

-The first million purchasers get a free pack of Skittles.

-And, the name variation and new slogan are expected to result in killer sales.
Zimaman...chase it down and look good doing it...by george, the neighborhood's a watchin'.

If they wanna stay in the game, Frank and Ed better get on up off the porch and make a run for it...