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#121
08-07-2013, 08:13 PM
(08-07-2013, 05:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Looks like he and Priscilla Presley shared a doc. Shame, on both counts; Priscilla was a stunner, in my opinion.

A doctor who who worshipped Elvis and only had one pic to work from.

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08-07-2013, 08:52 PM
He looks really constipated and a butter knife would unstop him like a bottle of ketchup, but alas the world will never know.








































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08-07-2013, 09:05 PM
(08-07-2013, 08:13 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: A doctor who who worshipped Elvis and only had one pic to work from.

Ah, I'm caught in a trap with my suspicious mind.

If you're right, Zero, and that was the look he was going for, maybe the doc wasn't such a hack after all. Smiley_emoticons_smile

If Ashley Judd (who I also think is a beauty) doesn't back off the fillers, she's gonna end up in the Hound Dog club too; cryin' all the time.

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08-07-2013, 09:10 PM
(08-07-2013, 09:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If Ashley Judd (who I also think is a beauty) doesn't back off the fillers, she's gonna end up in the Hound Dog club too; cryin' all the time.

Holy shit!

I hope she specified the metric filler volume and kept a copy of her medical cc rider.

Maybe it's a Prednisone or Prozac "puff"?
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08-07-2013, 09:11 PM
Why do people want to paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa? I am interested in how famous people look when they are older but Godammit why are they so afraid of aging gracefully and accepting themselves.
The media machine sometimes chews them up with un-flattering photos as if its bad.
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08-07-2013, 09:14 PM
(08-07-2013, 09:11 PM)Maggot Wrote: Why do people want to paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa?

She's Italian.

If it were a full length portrait, they'd be painting support hose on her, too.

And a facial mole.

A hairy, facial mole.
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08-07-2013, 09:20 PM
Eureka! Leonardo discovers photoshop. And to think the public knew all along.
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08-07-2013, 09:24 PM
(08-07-2013, 09:10 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(08-07-2013, 09:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If Ashley Judd (who I also think is a beauty) doesn't back off the fillers, she's gonna end up in the Hound Dog club too; cryin' all the time.

Holy shit!

I hope she specified the metric filler volume and kept a copy of her medical cc rider.

Maybe it's a Prednisone or Prozac "puff"?

I don't know much about fillers, but she looked normal and a little older one day. Then, puff, her face was like two times too big for her body.

She was running for Congress and I saw as much news about her new face as her election bid.
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08-07-2013, 09:27 PM
(08-07-2013, 06:51 PM)sally Wrote: Did BG ever say he was a man? I think this one is Lita Ford.

Lita Ford . . . . hmmm.

I mean this in the most complimentary way Sally:

Physically, you've got a smoking hot Joan Jett look about you.

God . . . now I feel so dirty saying that publicly.

Fuck . . . damned BG1 is turning me into a lesbian.
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08-07-2013, 09:32 PM
I've been beat by lesbians in arm wresting, it aint pretty!
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08-07-2013, 09:39 PM
(08-07-2013, 09:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: She was running for Congress and I saw as much news about her new face as her election bid.

Well now, see . . . cc rider.

Elvis has left the building and took one of aussie's rope scarves.
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08-07-2013, 10:58 PM
(08-07-2013, 09:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If Ashley Judd (who I also think is a beauty) doesn't back off the fillers, she's gonna end up in the Hound Dog club too; cryin' all the time.

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08-08-2013, 12:31 PM
(08-07-2013, 09:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If Ashley Judd (who I also think is a beauty) doesn't back off the fillers, she's gonna end up in the Hound Dog club too; cryin' all the time.

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That's what Ashley Judd looks like now? What happened? She used to look a bit like Charlize Therons not as good looking or talenteds sister now she looks like Charlize Therons mother.
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08-08-2013, 12:49 PM
(08-06-2013, 05:41 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: ”I have made money from my music I still get royalty cheques”

He's another hypocrite duch who has contradicted himself on a fundamental level.
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“Duch” is in fact the nickname I use for our admin and owner “Duch”ess.

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08-08-2013, 01:10 PM
That is embarrassing saying "I have made money from my music". Total cringe material.
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08-08-2013, 01:55 PM
(08-08-2013, 01:10 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: That is embarrassing saying "I have made money from my music". Total cringe material.

Especially when it isn't true.
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08-08-2013, 03:49 PM
(08-08-2013, 01:10 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: That is embarrassing saying "I have made money from my music". Total cringe material.

No Aussie he can't make a living from it its just a labour of love.

Oh! Hang on a minute! He has “made money from his music” and he still gets “royalty cheques”!

No wait! he can't make a living from it its a labour of love but he has also made money from his music and still gets royalty cheques!

Confused? Who wouldn't be quite frankly?
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08-08-2013, 05:50 PM
Is the labour of love his royalty cheques?
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08-08-2013, 06:02 PM
(08-08-2013, 05:50 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Is the labour of love his royalty cheques?

Aussie has bullseyed his dichotomy.

See did well she saw his hot shit!
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08-09-2013, 01:57 AM
I kinda like Gunnar.

He went with the flow, threw some punches (okay, lots of misses in the mix, but at least he didn't fold), and didn't cry too much.

Certainly not the bloodiest de-virginization in an intro thread.
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