HOOKY

[Duchess]

I'm taking today off & you can too! Come & play with me.

I decree - no work today.

[Cynical Ninja]

I wish.

I'm helping my mother I forgot the size of the paper trail you leave behind you when you croak.

There seems to be a document for every time my dad broke wind and boy could he parp!

[Duchess]

I'm going to have wine with lunch, maybe I'll drunk post later.

[Midwest Spy]

I've got the day off today.

Taking kids to the driving range in a few (mainly to get them out of moms hair), going to the gym for some b-ball and then taking them to the pool for the afternoon.

Maybe I can sneak a beverage in while I'm there.

[Jimbone]

I'm going to have wine with lunch, maybe I'll drunk post later.

I'd prefer drunk PM's. Thanks!

[ramseycat]

I wish.

I'm helping my mother I forgot the size of the paper trail you leave behind you when you croak.

There seems to be a document for every time my dad broke wind and boy could he parp!

You ain't kiddin. My brother was supposed to be the executor of my Mom's will. I'm his POA so now it's me. Thank God we have a good attorney to guide me through this mess. The easy part is everything is split 3 ways and her house was paid off. But then there is all the investments and stuff. I'm going to die penniless so my kids don't have to deal with this. Lol

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm leaving my body to medical science to give the trainee doctors a good laugh.

No funeral, no eulogy, no coffin.

I don't mind my corpse being pushed around in a wheelchair by drunken medical students during rag week.

Or that Gunther guy who makes sculptures from dead bodies? I could be his latest masterpiece “hobbit in repose”.