REVOLTING BEAUTY SECRET

[username]

I dry reached when I started reading this. I couldn't read all of it. Then I saw the a little about poop. I have a weak stomach with this sort of stuff. She must stink of piss.

Yeah but it's okay to have a doctor inject a toxic bacteria in to your face though, right?

[sally]

I used that TNS recovery complex stuff by Skinmedica before. The Esthetician at the pampering salon sold it to me. I had know idea it contained foreskin fibroblast and I don't even know why the hell I bought it, that was years ago and I didn't even have a wrinkles. I really don't have any wrinkles now either, maybe it worked.

[sally]

I remember it smelling awful too now that I think about it. Sick.

[username]

Not that I would ever use it but I found it for about $70 cheaper online.

j/k. I used it years ago too, briefly. Now it's like an Allure beauty award winner or something so I might have to overcome the whole aversion to foreskin on my face thing. I've never given head to an uncircumcised guy so I might as well get some foreskin on my face for another good cause, right?

[sally]

Yeah, I might consider using it again too. I'm vein enough to deal with it smelling like ass and sweaty foreskin as long as it keeps the wrinkles away.

[Duchess]

I think I better start reading the ingredients, I've always gone by word of mouth, if my friends rave about something I usually give it a shot. I've been using a Neutrogena serum for several months now.

[Carsman]

She's almost as disgusting as that poop eating hoarder we talked about a few months ago.

Saw this today is today's paper, and thought of you! Enjoy?

[Duchess]

Isn't that lovely. Poop now available in pill form.

Thanks for the thought, Cars.

[Carsman]

Isn't that lovely. Poop now available in pill form.

Thanks for the thought, Cars.

You would think research docs should want to spend this time looking for causes for deadly diseases, instead of messing with poop.

[FAHQTOO]

Isn't that lovely. Poop now available in pill form.

Thanks for the thought, Cars.

You would think research docs should want to spend this time looking for causes for deadly diseases, instead of messing with poop.

I'm pretty sure poop IS the cause of some deadly diseases.

[Carsman]

Isn't that lovely. Poop now available in pill form.

Thanks for the thought, Cars.

You would think research docs should want to spend this time looking for causes for deadly diseases, instead of messing with poop.

I'm pretty sure poop IS the cause of some deadly diseases.

Yeah if you eat it!

[aussiefriend]

Yeah but it's okay to have a doctor inject a toxic bacteria in to your face though, right?

Absofuckinglutely and I looked fabulous dahling, after the bruises subsided.....and you have to part with serious cash, not pissy $180 chicken poop facial stuff.

I didn't think the botox was all that hot, it was the collagen injections that rocked. Painful though.

[Duchess]

I didn't think the botox was all that hot

I've heard a few women say that. I don't think I could ever be moved to have that injected but I might not be opposed to some of those "fillers". I'm hoping that I'm just not that interested when the time comes.

There used to be a woman who came around with one of the guys to watch football & it was obvious that she was getting lip injections. I didn't know her well enough to say anything but I always wondered why none of her friends told her how ridiculous & unnatural it looked. She could have kept herself afloat with those lips.

[username]

Yeah but it's okay to have a doctor inject a toxic bacteria in to your face though, right?

Absofuckinglutely and I looked fabulous dahling, after the bruises subsided.....and you have to part with serious cash, not pissy $180 chicken poop facial stuff.

I didn't think the botox was all that hot, it was the collagen injections that rocked. Painful though.

You should just let them cut you on the top of your fat head, pull all that flab up, and then you can literally talk out of your stupid pee hole.

[aussiefriend]

Yes but then I would look like you. Can't have that.

[sally]

Look at the old bats taking shots at each other, it just makes you want to go to the corner drugstore and buy castor oil and lye soap.

[Duchess]

I kinda like taking potshots at some women. I don't think I'd do it if they didn't beg for it.

[sally]

This stuff works, it's amazing and does what it says. I woke up the other morning and my eyes were horribly puffy, I was putting tea bags and cucumbers on them and it wouldn't go down. I saw this stuff at CVS on sale for 19 bucks and figured I'd try it even though it probally won't do shit like all the other useless creams I have. Within seconds my face looked really clean, smooth and flawless just like it says. I'm going to CVS to stockpile it in case they discontinue it. They have several products, this is the one I used.

http://dermasilk.org/shop/index.php?disp...t_id=29785

[Duchess]

Damn. That's a great review. I'd be more apt to purchase something given a good review by you guys than I would from someone on tv/mags pushing it.

[sally]

Try it, it's worth every penny even if it's not on sale. You'll be amazed how clean and smooth your skin looks and feels. I know this is soup chickeny, but you bitches are old and probably appreciate it.