New Arrival

[Spomd]

Exciting huh!


....Abigail Hernandez is what drew me in

[Duchess]

Well, we HOPE you're exciting.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm following Abby's case as well, Spomd. Hoping it doesn't turn out like so many others that remain unsolved for years, or forever (with or without a body).

Still holding out hope that LE will be making an arrest in the Celina Cass case. She was only missing for a week when her body was found, but that was over 2 years ago now and still no visible movement in the case.

There are so many missing children cases covered in Lady Cop's Cell Block, too many of them apparently "cold", for now.

Anyway, do you follow other cases or did something about Abby's specifically grab your attention?

Welcome to Mock.

[Spomd]

None as deeply as this one...something caught me right away... Her face, demeanor...the little mt town. There have been a few recent ones in the top right corner, this girl looks different from them, shy, unsure of herself. i dont know.

There was one in that vicinity a few years back, ended up to be a suicide...her body washed up in Southern ME spat out miles and seasons later by the Saco River. Really hoping that is not how this one ends, too.

[Spomd]

I am amazed there has yet to be an arrest in the Celina case...hopefully, you just never know, some morning the headlines will tie it up unexpectedly. I missed following much of it early on due to stuff here..so have much lighter knowledge.

...and Alya Reynolds for whom they suddenly reopened searches a week or so ago..but nothing.

[username]

I think you found the only username ever not listed on Urban Dictionary. It ought to mean something.

At first I thought it was like "pwned" but more like "spamwd".

Then the MD part caught my eye and I thought Sperm O Doctor which later led to sperm on my dick.

I need more coffee. Welcome to Mock. Wipe your dick at the door, please.

[Spomd]

Hahaha...well now I'll let ya'll keep guessing what it stands for, most creative wins the prize!

[HairOfTheDog]

Username likes you Spomd, I can feel it.

That's unusual, really.

She's usually either super parasitical or manically depressed.

[Spomd]

Hmmm, spomd wonders if it is a good or bad thing to be liked quickly by username!

HOTD, wish I 'd thought of that acronym!

[FAHQTOO]

Well shit...I thought someone had a baby by the title of the thread.

[Blindgreed1]

Tell us a bit about yourself shorty.

[Spomd]

Well, I'm not having a baby, had enough of those.l

I figure when I can see your profiles, I'll add to mine . Seems only fair, doesn't it?

I hesitate to ask what you'd want to know! Therefore, I'm not going to ask LOl

[HairOfTheDog]

HOTD, wish I 'd thought of that acronym!

I thought it sounded something quite atrocious after I posted it.

Don't know why, but I had the "SuperCalafragalisticExpialidocious" tune in my head at the time.

The acronym sorta works if you sing it to the same tune. Try it..."SuperParasiticOrManicallyDepressive".


Yeah, I really need to cut back on the coffee in the morning...

[username]

Well, I'm not having a baby, had enough of those.l

I figure when I can see your profiles, I'll add to mine .

Most of our profiles are full of bullshit. It's not like you'll find our full names, social security numbers or credit card numbers on there. Although I haven't looked at Ramsey's lately. She's pretty dumb. She probably has "for a good time call me" with her cell phone number on there and a boob shot of her AA's in all their saggy glory.

I don't like you but I'm willing to tolerate you. Despite my charming personality, I think I inadvertently chased the last newbie off. Shocking but true.

Special O[u]lympics [u]Mentally Deficient.

Snot Picking Ostrich Mating Deviant.

Squirts Perpetually over Matt Damon.

Hell if I know. I'm done with this game.

First question. You said you've had "enough babies". Did you give birth to babies or did you watch while some woman pushed a watermelon out of her v-jay or sit by while she was getting sliced open so said baby(s) could be removed? I'm assuming the former which makes you a slightly higher life form than some of the "men" (and I use the term loosely) who hang around here.

[Duchess]

I figure when I can see your profiles, I'll add to mine .

I've given you a little more access, now you have some room to wander around. Welcome to Mock. Have you read the rules? We are pretty lax here and the only forum you're expected to stay on topic is the crime forum, other than that it's pretty much a free for all.

[Spomd]

I did read through them, thank you, Duchess!

I will be singing that song all day long now.....even though the sound of it is really quite atrocious.

[Blindgreed1]

Well, I'm not having a baby, had enough of those.l

I figure when I can see your profiles, I'll add to mine . Seems only fair, doesn't it?

I hesitate to ask what you'd want to know! Therefore, I'm not going to ask LOl

You won't find shit in my profile. I put everything into my introduction thread because as I understand it, that what a fucking introduction thread is for.

[Duchess]

You won't find shit in my profile. I put everything into my introduction thread because as I understand it, that what a fucking introduction thread is for.

That was excellent!

Sometimes we ask ridiculous, mundane questions -

beer - wine - shots?

Boxers - briefs - commando?

Do you talk to yourself?

Ever had sex in a public place?

Do you give road head?

Are you well read?

What's the last book you read?

What's your social security number?

[aussiefriend]

I like some of those mundane questions.

[Duchess]

I have a "nosy bitch" thread in here where I asked a bunch of questions like that & a lot of people responded. Stuff like, when did you lose your virginity.