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The Kid is like a Jack-In-The-Box taco
He's most appetizing after a night of hard partying
He's just greasy enough to be highly flavorful, but he’ll clog your arteries
He’s almost always worth the 99 cents for a double helping
The Kid is like a Jack-In-The-Box taco
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 funny thread
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(11-21-2013, 05:27 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (11-21-2013, 04:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Bye.
Midwest Spy's like a banana; he's split.
He definitely has good taste.
Midwest Spy is like a banana.
HotD, the banana has been described as the 'world's most perfect food.'
You, my dear, are like a Mai Tai.
I want to drink one when I'm in a great mood and looking to get laid.
HotD is like a Mai Tai.
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(11-22-2013, 09:50 PM)sally Wrote: MS is like a pig in a blanket.
He thinks he's the life of the party and all women's eyes are on him. He often ends up a leftover along with the jello mold.
He's good dipped in mustard and the kids seem to like him anyway.
I got your pig in a blanket baby.
Sally's kinda like Listerine.
You know you need to wash your mouth out with it, even though it's gonna be hell.
I think her attitude toward sex would be the same:
Me: Sally, I really want to bone you tonight.
Sally: For fucks sake, alright, but just get it over with quickly, will ya?
Sally's like a swig of Listerine.
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Good one, you got me pegged. Except the goddamn thread title is Eat Me, not Drink me or Wash your mouth out with me. Dipshit.
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F.U. is like a Hungry Man dinner
He’s solid, balanced and never goes bad
He boasts of having enough meat to satisfy two and displays the picture to prove it
He heats up quickly and always comes with something sweet on the side
F.U. is like a Hungry Man dinner
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(11-25-2013, 11:17 AM)sally Wrote: (11-24-2013, 11:26 PM)Donovan Wrote: *sniff* crazy bitches and cheap zinfandel...good times.
I changed my mind, you're like a 6 pack of Ramen noodles. The reasons are so obvious I don't even need to list them.
Better at least be that wierd-ass "oriental" flavor that no one can identify or comprehend. Even the japanese slaves that make the stuff don't know. It is...a mystery.
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Sally is like a sheeshkebab..
Sometimes she's bitter, sometimes she's sour, but rarely is she sweet. She's always goes down better soaked in beer or wine, which will make her the hit of the party and she only ever comes on a stick.
Sally's like a sheeshkebab
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HotD is like a coconut.
Takes a lot of work to get to the inside,
But well worth the effort
As you know that sugary sweetness will reward you for your effort.
*HotD is like a coconut
*See...I was fucking nice!
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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A coconut?! a coconut?!
CN tells his daughter that those ugly old things are grizzly bear eggs. 
Seriously, thanks Kid. Coconuts are good stuff on the inside.
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(11-28-2013, 11:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: CN tells his daughter that those ugly old things are grizzly bear eggs.
Consider the source.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(11-28-2013, 11:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: CN tells his daughter that those ugly old things are grizzly bear eggs.
No, not really right? Not really! I didn't actually do that in real life right? And even if I had (which I didn't remember?) She is now an intelligent 12 year old and would probably realise that wasn't true yeah?
Jesus.
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Just to also point out that when I said my daughter is trained to cower in the corner if I enter the same room as her?
Not really right?! That never actually happened! I'm not an ogre!
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(11-28-2013, 01:10 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (11-28-2013, 11:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: CN tells his daughter that those ugly old things are grizzly bear eggs.
I didn't actually do that in real life right? And even if I had (which I didn't remember?) She is now an intelligent 12 year old and would probably realise that wasn't true yeah?
Jesus.
No shit, CN.
Your cocunut/grizzly bear line was funny. I repurposed it.
Chill, brother.
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(11-28-2013, 01:13 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I'm not an ogre! Maybe. The DNA tests are still pending. We'll wait and see.
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(11-28-2013, 02:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (11-28-2013, 01:13 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I'm not an ogre! Maybe. The DNA tests are still pending. We'll wait and see.
Your results have already come back from the lab and I can now confirm and announce to the world you are a new species of cabbage!
A proud day for your father a parsnip and your
Mother a pumpkin. Your brother the turnip has so far been unavailable for comment.
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(11-25-2013, 07:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: F.U. is like a Hungry Man dinner
He’s solid, balanced and never goes bad
He boasts of having enough meat to satisfy two and displays the picture to prove it
He heats up quickly and always comes with something sweet on the side
F.U. is like a Hungry Man dinner
That actually made me LOL HotD, Thanks.
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Sally is like a Banana. Nicely curved and no matter how you feel, always nice to have one.
HotD is like ripe Grapes. Once you start, you can't stop eating. If you leave her lying around a bit, can become intoxicating and no doubt better with age. Until she ends up corked.
Tikki is like Kiwi. Could be sour on first bite but surprisingly refreshing, packed with vitamins and with that mysterious exotic touch. Sometimes mistaken for a small, fluffy bird.
User is like Strawberries. Best consumed in front of a fireplace with champagne and covered in whipped cream. And warm melted chocolate perhaps.
Aussie is like an Apple. You might be looking for different fruit, but always end up with Apples. A sure bet.
Fahqtoo is like a Pear. Juicy, delicious, with a crunchy yet soft and strangely addictive bite.
Duchess is a ripe Peach. Everybody wants to dig their teeth into ripe peaches and enjoys the feeling of their tasty juice run down their cheeks. They taste like sunshine.
The boys around here are like roasted nuts. Comforting and rustic with a nice crunch.
I'm the sugar syrup with a touch of Rum. Sweet with the slightest hint of kick.
You add it all up and you get one hell of an excellent and colorful fruit salad.
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Mohammed is like a watermelon, hard and tough on the outside, but soft and juicy on the inside.
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