ANTI-AGING

[Cynical Ninja]

Hahaha...

You're much funnier than CN, that's for sure.

Sometimes I wish you we're famous so I could watch you turn into a freak before my eyes...like Joan Rivers, Cher, Kenny Rogers, the Tiger Lady...etc.

I'm willing to bet that you're the only Vain Bitch on here that has spent 1,000s of dollars injecting poison into her face because you obviously hate yourself everytime you look in the mirror. God only knows how much money you've wasted on other useless shit.

It's sad and pathetic that the only thing that matters to you is all on the outside. I'm guessing countless men have looked at you and thought the same thing, and didn't look twice.

I don't know or care how much younger you are than me...the thought that you have been fighting old age for years now, puts a pretty wide grin on my face.

I have some wrinkles, big fucking deal. I love my laugh lines, too bad you can't say the same thing, ya crusty, crazy bitch.

As for menopause, I take after my mother and older sister...I have about 6 or 7 years to go. You'll probably go through it before me, hag.

I thought you were done with me? I knew you couldn't resist me, crazy lady.

Like I said nothing wrong with lotions, creams and serums. Maybe if you had tried them you wouldn't look like the wicked witch of the west with AIDS?

Aussie has her faults, being an Aussie and sometimes being as dim as a candle in a hurricane but she is still more intelligent than you and she'd still be better looking than you if she had 3^rd degree facial burns and a goiter.

If Nivea want to sell more products a picture of your face as the “before” in a “before and after” advertising campaign would definitely boost sales.

[Cynical Ninja]

Most women I guess. At the ripe old age of 48...I still have my virgin strawberry blonde hair, other than some light highlighting I've done twice in the last 10 years.
CN dyes his hair more than most women in Mock...except for the crazy lady. Crazy people stick together in every way, shape and form, it seems.

A lifetime of Oil of Olay is the only thing I've ever used on my face...other than an occasional pearl necklace gone astray...hahaha...

I used to dye my hair when I was young and fashionable two words you have no comprehension of.

Only three types of women let guys spunk on their tits and humiliate them, porno stars, hookers and ugly desperate women.

Guess which category you fall into fakepoo?

[crash]

I used to dye my hair when I was young and fashionable

Hahahaha!!

Thank you so much for the big, big belly laugh!

You poor, insecure, vain little fuck. I really doubted anyone could actually put themselves lower on the Mock fuck chain than the spy guy, but you just did it with a dozen simple words..

[Duchess]

Fuck chain. Hahaha! I fricken love that expression.

[Cynical Ninja]

Hahahaha!!

Thank you so much for the big, big belly laugh!

You poor, insecure, vain little fuck. I really doubted anyone could actually put themselves lower on the Mock fuck chain than the spy guy, but you just did it with a dozen simple words..

Vain and insecure?! Logic and common sense never was your strong point was it my precious?

Vain? Guilty as charged. Insecure? No I don't think so, if had a head like a massively enlarged genital wart like you that might make me a little insecure I guess.

[HairOfTheDog]

Only three types of women let guys spunk on their tits and humiliate them, porno stars, hookers and ugly desperate women.

WTF are you talking about, CN?

Why do you assume letting a man ejaculate on our chests or other parts of our bodies is humiliating for women?

We don't have to be porn stars, hookers or ugly/desperate women to like mixing it up - just because it's fun.

Jesus, you sound more presumptuous than MS. He's a presumptuous perv, but at least he doesn't come across as a misogynistic frigid ultra-conservative dud when it comes to sex - that's how you sound on this one.

Beg your wife to agree to something other than military position with the lights out. Maybe you'll get lucky and gain some insight into female sexuality.

P.s. hold off a bit on calling her a porn star or a hooker if she agrees, though - not all of us like that role play thing.

[crash]

Vain and insecure?! Logic and common sense never was your strong point was it my precious?

Vain? Guilty as charged.

Put the shovel down, Gollum..the hole you're digging yourself into is just getting embarrassing! Doesn't seem like you're in any position to school anyone on logic *cough cough*

I made the rough head joke, remember, we already got past that once. You monotonously trying to use it is just getting....well, typically you; boring and repetitive!

[crash]

Fuck chain. Hahaha! I fricken love that expression.

So...what would be the chances of you turning into a hot mess for a 5'2", short armed, ginger with blonde highlights?

[Cynical Ninja]

boring and repetitive!

Lol.

Hello pot have you been introduced to my good friend kettle?

I think the last time you came up with anything original was when The Sopranos was still being broadcast. The same drivel over and over again at least I mix it up a little bit with you its just the same insult word for word over and over and over again.

Its probably all those hours in the yabba gabba with the sun cooking your cranium like the worlds most revolting cum filled christmas pudding.

[crash]

Lol.

Hello pot have you been introduced to my good friend kettle?

...at least I mix it up a little...

Its probably all those hours in the yabba gabba with the sun cooking your cranium

Lol indeed. The same lame line you began with in 2008. Mixing it right up I see..

thanks again! You're really are ripping them out tonight, I look forward to your next hole digging instalment. I'm loving the laughs..

Maybe HotD has got you pegged; not enough imagination for anything other than the mish?

[HairOfTheDog]

Maybe HotD has got you pegged; not enough imagination for anything other than the mish?

CN's perspective on women and sex is "unique", in my experience.

---I don't think our difference of opinion is based on conflicting gender views.
I mean, I know plenty of men who don't consider themselves sadistic or their female partners masochistic because they like to get the juices flowing all over each other sometimes.

---I don't think our difference of opinion is based on conflicting UK/US cultural views either.
I mean, I don't get the impression that ESAD is a strictly "paint by numbers" kinda guy when it comes to women. And, I know that my friend Simon (Londoner) is stoked that his wife is really adventurous and a bit freaky.

---How about Australian men, crash?
I'm betting you've exchanged fluids on various body parts with women who aren't sex industry workers and aren't ugly. Did you think they were lacking self respect and that you'd humiliated them in so doing?

IDK. I think maybe CN is just doing it wrong; repressed and predictable. Maybe that's behind all his fantasies about making male Mockers his ass bitch?

[Duchess]

So...what would be the chances of you turning into a hot mess for a 5'2", short armed, ginger with blonde highlights?

I'm 5'8". I only do the wild thing with men who are bigger than me. That's my policy.

[Duchess]

...and just for the record (now that I've finished reading this thread) I don't have a problem with a man shootin' it across my awesome hooters.

...or my ass either for that matter.

[sally]

I don't care where he shoots it as long as it doesn't hit my egg. Or my eye. Anywhere else is fine.

[Cynical Ninja]

Lol indeed. The same lame line you began with in 2008. Mixing it right up I see..

thanks again! You're really are ripping them out tonight, I look forward to your next hole digging instalment. I'm loving the laughs..

Maybe HotD has got you pegged; not enough imagination for anything other than the mish?

I'm glad you are having a real hoot its probably the best thing to do when you obviously have absolutely nothing of any worth in the way of an actual repost or reply my precious.

You may as well sit back and have a chuckle.

[Cynical Ninja]

CN's perspective on women and sex is "unique", in my experience.

---I don't think our difference of opinion is based on conflicting gender views.
I mean, I know plenty of men who don't consider themselves sadistic or their female partners masochistic because they like to get the juices flowing all over each other sometimes.

---I don't think our difference of opinion is based on conflicting UK/US cultural views either.
I mean, I don't get the impression that ESAD is a strictly "paint by numbers" kinda guy when it comes to women. And, I know that my friend Simon (Londoner) is stoked that his wife is really adventurous and a bit freaky.

---How about Australian men, crash?
I'm betting you've exchanged fluids on various body parts with women who aren't sex industry workers and aren't ugly. Did you think they were lacking self respect and that you'd humiliated them in so doing?

IDK. I think maybe CN is just doing it wrong; repressed and predictable. Maybe that's behind all his fantasies about making male Mockers his ass bitch?

And here was me thinking you were a bit different to the others, but no you jump to massive conclusions with little in the way of facts or evidence to back them up.

To sum up I am in no way a prude and have probably done more freaky shit in the past than most people here when I was young, dumb and full of come but then I grew up and became an adult. The fact I have never had an STD is nothing short of a miracle. Have I ever shot my yoghurt cannon on a womans face, tits or ass? Yes. Did the women I did this with have some things in common?, yes they were all dirty, freaky women with emotional issues. Do I think all women who like to be covered in jizz are dirty and freaky with emotional issues? I don't know you tell me?

Fact - sex in porno films is not like sex in real life anybody that thinks or claims it is is deluded, real people do not fuck like porn actors. Would I shoot my jizz over a woman I loved and respected? Not really maybe if she asked me I would because I would want to give her pleasure but if she wanted me to do it all the time I would think to myself “I think she's got unresolved issues with her dad”.

At 40 am I as sexually active as I used to be 20 years ago? No, men hit their sexual peak in their twenties. Any man that's says they are as sexually active as they were 20 years ago is a liar plain and simple.

Maybe I was wrong to say all women find it humiliating and disrespectful but you are equally wrong to say all women like it. I can tell you for fact that there a lot of women out there who think being jizzed on is misogynistic and humiliating and they aren't in any way “wrong” for thinking that way.

Not wanting to spunk on a woman I love and respect does not make me a “prude” or “repressed”.

Maybe next time you are with a man you should trying making love instead of fucking and rutting like a horny rabbit. You might actually be surprised how rewarding it is to share true physical intimacy with a fellow intelligent human being you care about and like as a person. Instead of trying to recreate a scene you saw in a porn film not because you are cool and risque but because making love with your partner doesn't float your boat anymore.

So no, not wanting to jizz over my partner does not make me “unique” in fact most people don't see shit in a porno film and think everybody does that. Quite the opposite if anything.

[Duchess]

Awesome turn this thread has taken.

[Cynical Ninja]

So...what would be the chances of you turning into a hot mess for a 5'2", short armed, ginger with blonde highlights?

You never know she might prefer it to a drunken arse faced troglydyte with melanoma who can't even speak English.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, nice try but big fail, CN. Sorry.

I didn't presume to know what all women like or what all men think, or what's wrong or right for others sexually (that was you).

Instead, I corrected your mistaken contention that only three kinds of women like certain sexual activities and that those activities are unconditionally humiliating. You were wrong.

In terms of what I like or don't like sexually, I didn't mention it. I spoke in generalities which I know for a fact to be true. There's no recipe for what turns on all men or all women or what's considered "humiliating". It often varies for the same men and women depending on their mindset, partner, or mood at the time, as well.

Common knowledge, for all but the frigid dead-in-bed types like you, I guess.

No great insight or secrets revealed in my post - you can just read and listen to other adults weigh-in on the subject.

P.s. My mocking your all-knowing judgment about women and sex has nothing to do with watching porn; everything to do with being an average sexually-comfortable adult who knows what she likes and how to take pleasure in the process of pleasing another, without ever humiliating herself.

[FAHQTOO]

Hahaha...I love it when the two crazys in here defend each other. It's so entertaining.

FYI CN...Crash is in the top 3 of the Mock fuck chain. I know that makes you insanly jealous...which is equally entertaining. The fact that your at the bottom is no coincidence or oversight.