Finally!

[Donovan]

Actually I'm working with a Galaxy 4 right now. Pretty nice phone. Big screen for bad eyes so I can read about Shitberry taking itself off the market...

[Cynical Ninja]

Actually I'm working with a Galaxy 4 right now.

Which will be bought and paid for hopefully before Earth turns into the Planet of the Apes.

“Donovan douchebags pay as you go cellphone?! You finally did it! You blew it all up! You maniacs! Curse you all to hell!”

[Midwest Spy]

Thanks for the link, I'll check it out.

Be cautious taking consumer advice from a mong with nothing but lint and second hand mothballs in his pockets.

[ramseycat]

Thanks for the link, I'll check it out.

Be cautious taking consumer advice from a mong with nothing but lint and second hand mothballs in his pockets.

That's rich coming from a guy that was supported by his wife for years. Donovan clearly understands that money doesn't but class or happiness. I would rather be known for having a big heart rather than a big bank account.

[Donovan]

I'd be happy to call cinnamon when my phone is paid off but shitberry will be defunct by then. Hey maybe next you could buy a nice beeper or Nokia fliphone. I know how you like to stay cutting edge. Just jump in your Yugo and drive over to the Radio Shack. Maybe stop at Blockbuster and rent a vhs tape on the way back and pay for it with dead jews' teeth your dad left you.

[ramseycat]

I think CN wound like the bag phone Don. That IS the latest in technology you know.

[crash]

Like Duchess I'm getting a free Q10 soon.

From Gizmodo;

The best parts of the BlackBerry Q10 really sit on the outside. Using the Q10 is like opening a crazed bag of cats.

The BlackBerry 10 OS feels like it’s tripping over itself on this handset: animations are slow and jerky, gestures often fail to produce the screen you’re after causing you to start swiping like a madman, and apps take forever to load.

On top of that, the ecosystem is a desolate wasteland of apps. We’ve lambasted Windows Phone 8 for a while over its lack of compelling apps, but compared to BlackBerry World in BlackBerry 10, it’s positively bursting. Sure you can have a few social media apps and a half-baked client, but it’s missing anything meaningful or compelling. It’s an app ecosystem trapped in 2006: Angry Birds and Facebook are so last-decade.

Sounds right up your alley, deliverance; dysfunctional, crazy and 10 years behind the times.

[Donovan]

Careful Crash, this is what I tried to politely tell him when he first came back and he's never forgiven me. Man loves his shitberry.

[crash]

Yeah. I couldn't give a tinkers cuss what phone he keeps in his manbag. Staying with Blackberry is probably his best option. Similar capabilities and all

[Cynical Ninja]

I'd be happy to call cinnamon when my phone is paid off but shitberry will be defunct by then. Hey maybe next you could buy a nice beeper or Nokia fliphone. I know how you like to stay cutting edge. Just jump in your Yugo and drive over to the Radio Shack. Maybe stop at Blockbuster and rent a vhs tape on the way back and pay for it with dead jews' teeth your dad left you.

By the time you've finished paying for your Galaxy not only will shitberry be defunct so will human civilisation. Some time in the far future amongst the ruins of extinct humanity a strange sound a ringing tone will be heard ringing in the silence and darkness coming from a long since derelict museum. The only still working remnant of the 21^st century donny douchebags pay as you go Samsung Galaxy repurposed into a pacemaker for a 26^th century cyborg. But theres no one there to hear it.

And honestly accusing me of not being upto to date with technology bwahahahaha! Pur-lease! My tv isn't a freebie plasma dinosaur saved from being dumped in landfill where it belongs fucknut. I've got an old laserdisc player and record turntable you can have to bring you crashing into the 20^th century douchebag.

[Cynical Ninja]

That's rich coming from a guy that was supported by his wife for years. Donovan clearly understands that money doesn't but class or happiness. I would rather be known for having a big heart rather than a big bank account.

When I wasn't working (which was a matter of months not years) I still had my savings to fall back on which were and are substantial. My wife has never worked to “support” anyone she could retire tomorrow and live a comfortable life but unlike you soup chicken she has drive and ambition.

I have a big heart and a sunstantial bank balance but it doesn't surprise me it is beyond your comprehension to have both.

[Cynical Ninja]

From Gizmodo;

The best parts of the BlackBerry Q10 really sit on the outside. Using the Q10 is like opening a crazed bag of cats.

The BlackBerry 10 OS feels like it’s tripping over itself on this handset: animations are slow and jerky, gestures often fail to produce the screen you’re after causing you to start swiping like a madman, and apps take forever to load.

On top of that, the ecosystem is a desolate wasteland of apps. We’ve lambasted Windows Phone 8 for a while over its lack of compelling apps, but compared to BlackBerry World in BlackBerry 10, it’s positively bursting. Sure you can have a few social media apps and a half-baked client, but it’s missing anything meaningful or compelling. It’s an app ecosystem trapped in 2006: Angry Birds and Facebook are so last-decade.

Sounds right up your alley, deliverance; dysfunctional, crazy and 10 years behind the times.

You think one hand picked review vindicates you and douchebag?! I don't think so! In defence of shitberry I have only one thing to say “BBM!” Thank you and goodnight!

[Donovan]

Google it ya stupid twat. BlackBerry IS TAKING ITSELF OFF THE MARKET. That's not a bad review that's a death knell. So please stand aside while we all point and laugh at any idiot who failed to do proper research before buying a shitty has been phone. Oh wait that was you. Meanwhile, any fuckhole who can laugh at several thousand dead typhoon victims is not a person with a good heart. He just isn't. I'm going to borrow one of your record albums to cut lines of your Dead pop in order to get the bits of bone out of there then snort his ashes like rails of high grade coke.

[username]

I'm resisting it for now. My contract has been fulfilled for awhile now but I guess there's really no good reason not to get it, it's not like I intend to leave this carrier.

I get a little irked that I'm offered a "free" upgrade but they charge me a 36.00 fee for it. It doesn't make any sense and it surely isn't free.

They also usually charge you sales tax for the full value of the phone. My son and I both recently upgraded to the iPhone 5c (not for the color, trust me on this). Anyway, it cost around $90 (a 4GS would have been "free") but they charged sales tax on the full retail value of the phone ($500 or so? I dunno).

Blackberry's aren't sounding so great. I agree that it seems like Samsung is competing well against the iPhones. There are just certain apps that are only available on the iPhone that draw the kids to them I think. Personally, I just picked an iPhone because I liked the size (some phones seem too damn big to me) and I was too lazy to do any real research.

[Donovan]

My Samsung is doing just fine. The draw for me is the big screen, I got this gigantic head and bad eyes. I need a MAN phone not little tiny girlie phone. Plus the third party apps available for Android OS are huge. Apple is very exclusive. And expensive.

[crash]

Google it ya stupid twat. BlackBerry IS TAKING ITSELF OFF THE MARKET. That's not a bad review that's a death knell. So please stand aside while we all point and laugh at any idiot who failed to do proper research before buying a shitty has been phone. Oh wait that was you. Meanwhile, any fuckhole who can laugh at several thousand dead typhoon victims is not a person with a good heart. He just isn't. I'm going to borrow one of your record albums to cut lines of your Dead pop in order to get the bits of bone out of there then snort his ashes like rails of high grade coke.

But it's got BBM!



Really useful if you're in a cartel, motorcycle gang or terrorist group. The rest of us just send texts.

[Duchess]

I wish I didn't have to have a phone.

[ramseycat]

I hear at Duchess. I'm so addicted to my phone it's absurd.

[Cynical Ninja]

Meanwhile, any fuckhole who can laugh at several thousand dead typhoon victims is not a person with a good heart.

Lol.

Yeah right! Its only the classy people with big hearts full of love who joke about snorting a dead mans ashes!

Hello pot I would introduce you to kettle but its been repurposed AGAIN this time into a novelty flowerpot!

[Cynical Ninja]

The rest of us just send texts.

Please feel free to continue being a sucker.

In the meantime I will continue to send texts, articles, images and videos for free forever.