JIBBLES IS 62 TODAY!!!

[HairOfTheDog]

Happy Birthday, old evil boy...

[Duchess]

Happy Birthday, Jibbles! Make a wish, honey and I'll see that it comes true.

[Cynical Ninja]

I thought jibbles was the slang name for a small creature I was accused of sticking up my arsehole.

[Duchess]

That's a gerbil.

[HairOfTheDog]

Happy Birthday, Jibbles! Make a wish, honey and I'll see that it comes true.

You're either a very brave woman or you had your fingers crossed when you typed that post.

I don't think I'd commit to granting any Jibbles' wish before hearing it.



I fink he got a fistful of freeky faves, probably...

[Duchess]

Excellent point!

I probably wouldn't say much of what I do if I were hearing it instead of saying it.

^^^^ That made sense in my head.

[Maggot]

W.T.F. ??

[HairOfTheDog]

You think he mighta been lying about his age, Maggot?!

I often wish the banned or presumed dead "happy birthday" when their names show up at the bottom of the page, but people don't usually respond.

And, hey, If Equal Hater got a "happy birthday" thread, then dog gone it, so should Jibbles!!!

There will be no troll bigotry here at Mock.

We're going PC; everybody gets a trophy!!!!

[Maggot]

I knew I was wrong when I hit "enter" but I did it anyways.

[Duchess]

And, hey, If Equal Hater got a "happy birthday" thread

I have a soft spot for that muthafucka. Donkeh too.

[Duchess]

God help me.

[HairOfTheDog]

God help me.

I don't think there's any harm in mocking lurkers/the banned, MIAs...affectionately or otherwise.

I'm still waiting for Carla to show up in her birthday suit; that cake ain't gonna eat itself...

[Maggot]

God help me.

I don't think there's any harm in mocking lurkers/the banned, MIAs...affectionately or otherwise.

I'm still waiting for Carla to show up in her birthday suit; that cake ain't gonna eat itself...

She's still chasing praying mantises out of her Christmas tree.

[HairOfTheDog]

She's still chasing praying mantises out of her Christmas tree.

You made me look.

I didn't know that praying mantis eggs are really sometimes found in home Christmas trees.



Learn something new every day.

Seems one egg hatches a few hundred, but they start cannibalizing each other immediately. So, the problem kinda takes care of itself within days. Interesting.

Carla's frantically searching her tree for mantises that are no longer there, while sally's drinking ant-infused coffee and pretending they're not there. It's a mad world.

[Duchess]

Praying mantis are my favorite garden bug. They are kickass and I always hope to have many. When I'm doing cleanup and come across their nests I gently place it back in my gardens rather than with the debris destined for the compost pile. They are tough lil' bastards and adults have lunged at my fingers/hand, it makes me laugh.

[aussiefriend]

I am watching this Duran Duran documentary at the moment. It's showing them working with Justin Timberlake. I don't like their stuff what they are doing. I went to 2 of their concerts in 1982. What are they doing? It just sounds like noise.

[Cynical Ninja]

Why are Duran Duran still trying to be relevant? They haven't been for quite some time, the New Romantic era was many years ago, stop embarrasing yourself Simon Le Bon Bon.

[ZEROSPHERES]

I miss Nibbles. I think he posted some risky porn and lost his way.

[aussiefriend]

Why are Duran Duran still trying to be relevant? They haven't been for quite some time, the New Romantic era was many years ago, stop embarrasing yourself Simon Le Bon Bon.

That's exactly how I feel. You should have heard Nick Rhodes going on and on about their songwriting, blah blah blah. All these years later and Simon Le Bon is STILL in love with himself.

[Duchess]

I haven't even heard of that group in many, many years.