Introduction

[ChicagoBorn]

Hello All -
I'm new here so I will do my best not to make a complete ass if myself. At least not as a first impression.

[Duchess]

Dontcha just hate doing an intro? Not that a couple sentences define an intro.

Do you watch Game Of Thrones? I'm thinking I need someone like the Hound to give newbies the once over, let him guard the gate, so to speak, because this newbie forum is a pain in my ass but a necessary evil you could say.

Do you solemnly swear to give as good as you get?

Tender sensibilities are not allowed.

[cannongal]

That's an intro? Hell, you didn't even try to kiss ass.

What brings you to Mock?

[HairOfTheDog]

Tender sensibilities are not allowed.

You've got some housecleaning to do then.

Sorry, Midwest Spy -- you're probably the worst (best?) offender -- it's been nice knowing you.

Welcome, Chicago Born -- what brings you to Mock?

[BlueTiki]

. . . I will do my best not to make a complete ass if myself. At least not as a first impression.

Thanks.

I'm tingling with anticipation until you decide to release the "ass if myself" genie, outta the bottle.

[Duchess]

Is this person another dud? Grrrr

[Blindgreed1]

"Hi, i'm nobody and have nothing interesting to share about myself" Kthanxbai...

[ChicagoBorn]

Duchess, the last thing I have room or time to carry with me is 'tender sensibilities'. I'm looking forward to giving as I get.

As for the Game of Thrones, I find that l do enjoy checking in on it regularly. I appreciate Hound as a Gate Keeper of sorts. You would most likely find a disposition such as that would free you for more enjoyable endeavors.

So Dutchess, tell me; why exactly did you start Mock?

BlueTiki - It is refreshing to know that thus far you have shown that you actually read rather than skim. Implies that you might prove yourself to be worth my time.

Cannongal - Ask away. What exactly would you like to know? My shoe size? Or possibly my drink of choice?

It is quite apparent that your first order of business is to start kissing ass. I try to take pause; study an environment. Should ass kissing become necessary, I would prefer to be kissing the ass at the front of the line rather than the back.

HairOfTheDog - Mock was brought up in conversation as something I might enjoy. I would venture a guess that is how most arrive at this destination.

[Duchess]

So Dutchess, tell me; why exactly did you start Mock?

I didn't start Mock but I think you already know that.

[ChicagoBorn]

Can't blame one for dropping a crumb or two. Good Day!

[Duchess]

Can't blame one for dropping a crumb or two. Good Day!

No, I can't. Really. I know it's how y'all get your jollies.

[Blindgreed1]

Duchess, the last thing I have room or time to carry with me is 'tender sensibilities'. I'm looking forward to giving as I get.

As for the Game of Thrones, I find that l do enjoy checking in on it regularly. I appreciate Hound as a Gate Keeper of sorts. You would most likely find a disposition such as that would free you for more enjoyable endeavors.

So Dutchess, tell me; why exactly did you start Mock?

BlueTiki - It is refreshing to know that thus far you have shown that you actually read rather than skim. Implies that you might prove yourself to be worth my time.

Cannongal - Ask away. What exactly would you like to know? My shoe size? Or possibly my drink of choice?

It is quite apparent that your first order of business is to start kissing ass. I try to take pause; study an environment. Should ass kissing become necessary, I would prefer to be kissing the ass at the front of the line rather than the back.

HairOfTheDog - Mock was brought up in conversation as something I might enjoy. I would venture a guess that is how most arrive at this destination.

Very scientific, cautious, and generally bland. Good day.

[BlueTiki]

BlueTiki - It is refreshing to know that thus far you have shown that you actually read rather than skim. Implies that you might prove yourself to be worth my time.

JSYK - I'm not a 300 sandwiches kinda girl.

Again, welcome.

[QueenBee]

Hello All -
I'm new here so I will do my best not to make a complete ass if myself. At least not as a first impression.

Too late.

[Blindgreed1]

Hello All -
I'm new here so I will do my best not to make a complete ass if myself. At least not as a first impression.

Too late.

[QueenBee]

GET A FRICKING AVATAR!!!

[Duchess]

Can't blame one for dropping a crumb or two. Good Day!

Do I need to tell you not to share your login info? Members usually know this without it being said but I can make a special point of mentioning it just for you. As I already told you, I'm happy to be of assistance.

[ChicagoBorn]

Can't blame one for dropping a crumb or two. Good Day!

Do I need to tell you not to share your login info? Members usually know this without it being said but I can make a special point of mentioning it just for you. As I already told you, I'm happy to be of assistance.

JeeZeeeUs Dutchess,
Who pissed in your FruitLoops? Someone needs to get laid!.

[Duchess]

Aww, stop it. That wasn't a pissy response to you.

[ChicagoBorn]

Aww, stop it. That wasn't a pissy response to you.

I just couldn't resist; and first thing even. It is going to be a glorious day, is it not!

Tata!