If Ramsey was a dog..

[Carsman]

Anyone that does that to a dog should be shot.

I think he likes it, it sets him apart from the rest of the assholes at the dog park.

Anyone that does that to a dog should be shot.

I think he likes it, it sets him apart from the rest of the assholes at the dog park.

Sure, if it was in the Emerald city.

The rest of the dogs in the park would put that fruity looking dog on the top of their menu, just to see what it tasted like!

[sally]

I tried to find you a nicer kitchen, sugar booger.

I'd prefer one with stainless steel appliances and granite countertops with a view of the mountains.

[Duchess]

I'm on it!

[Duchess]

I think the one that dog is standing in is older than you are.

[aussiefriend]

Does any other Mocker think my dog Millicent (Millie) was cute and appropriate at my wedding? I loved her so much, I still have a picture of her on our wall amongst family photos. I still miss her and expect her to be in Heaven waiting for me when I get there.

[Duchess]

I liked it, Aussie, I didn't see anything wrong with it and thought it was pretty cool. I thought it was awesome that Sally took her Dad's dog to his funeral. I don't see anything inappropriate about it unlike a gift shop at a cemetery. Crass fuckas.

[Duchess]

I know what it's like to miss a pet that much :(

[aussiefriend]

Thanks Duch, she used to sleep on my bed with me until she got older and got incontinence, but we were very close and I am sure she could understand me and understand english. She would ignore my now ex except when he was eating chicken.

[crash]

I still miss her and expect her to be in Heaven waiting for me when I get there.

Did you take her to church too?

[Duchess]

She would ignore my now ex except when he was eating chicken.

I might not have taken that in the way you intended. Stereotypes, ya know.

[aussiefriend]

Did you take her to church too?

I don't go to church and I got married in the registry office.

I might not have taken that in the way you intended. Stereotypes, ya know.

Dogs are smart.

[crash]

I don't go to church and I got married in the registry office.

No heaven for you or Millicent then.

[Duchess]

Dogs are smart.

She knew he wasn't worthy.

[crash]

Or she knew he was gay from the get go, unlike her owner.

[HairOfTheDog]

Does any other Mocker think my dog Millicent (Millie) was cute and appropriate at my wedding?

I don't think it was really weird or anything, it's not unheard of.

Now, if you'd married a dog (a literal one), I'd consider that rather inappropriate.

That's what Dick used to argue would happen if same-sex couples were allowed to marry; that it could lead to people wanting to legally marry dogs or trees.

[aussiefriend]

No heaven for you or Millicent then.

Some people already believe that.

Or she knew he was gay from the get go, unlike her owner.

Who's to say I didn't turn him that way!

[Duchess]

Who's to say I didn't turn him that way!

C'mon. You're smarter than that. Of course you didn't.

[aussiefriend]

Yeh I know, he was parking his bike up the dirt track long before I came on the scene.

That's what Dick used to argue would happen if same-sex couples were allowed to marry; that it could lead to people wanting to legally marry dogs or trees.

That's a ridiculous desperate argument used by people who have got nothing legitimate to state their case. The reality is the hyper testosterone male is threatened by those who are comfortable with sexuality. It is threatening to their weak identity and their strong oversized egos.

It always amazes me when people are so right in their wrongness.

[Midwest Spy]

Yeh I know, he was using the dirt track long before I came on the scene.

You two were the original Will & Grace

[Duchess]

You catch me by surprise sometimes, Aussie.