Introduction

[HairOfTheDog]

So, ChicagoBorn, are you actually interested in any specific topics of discussion here -- like crime, politics, sports, religion, dogs, music, boobs, etc?

You wouldn't be here to carry on a little tête-à-tête with Duchess, or to troll or anything untoward like that, would you?

What's your pleasure?

[ChicagoBorn]

GET A FRICKING AVATAR!!!

Hold your panties - the way one is confined in a labyrinth of impassability is tedious at best.

[Maggot]

I smell a familiar odor. Have you ever met Cynthia plaster caster?

[QueenBee]

Hold your panties - the way one is confined in a labyrinth of impassability is tedious at best.

Excuse me, but WHAT???

[FunkyBurger]

Can't blame one for dropping a crumb or two. Good Day!

Do I need to tell you not to share your login info? Members usually know this without it being said but I can make a special point of mentioning it just for you. As I already told you, I'm happy to be of assistance.

JeeZeeeUs Dutchess,
Who pissed in your FruitLoops? [b]Someone needs to get laid[/b]!.

I'd hit it!

[username]

Can't blame one for dropping a crumb or two.

Fucking slob. I'm guessing that's not mayo on your chin either, Slim Jim.

You've said goodbye more than once. Might as well get back to dumpster diving, beef eater.

[aussiefriend]

This is the dumbest stupidest worst introductions in the history of introductions in the world, ever, since the invention of introductions.

[Duchess]

Hahaha! You tell 'em, Aussie.

[Duchess]

I'd hit it!

Freak! Didn't you get the memo? *adjusts junk*

[ChicagoBorn]

So, ChicagoBorn, are you actually interested in any specific topics of discussion here -- like crime, politics, sports, religion, dogs, music, boobs, etc?

You wouldn't be here to carry on a little tête-à-tête with Duchess, or to troll or anything untoward like that, would you?

What's your pleasure?

HOTD - topics of discussion were what I was directed here for; I just didn't realize that there was a Kinder Class that one was confined to. I traditionally enjoy any conversation where the individuals holding it are speaking from their brain and not their ass. A good debate is only outwheighed by a good piece of ass and a quality cup of coffee. I am an avid BlackHawks fan - which I'm confident is no surprise; and I enjoy Hockey overall though it is difficult to be able to watch the game(s) when traveling. It is apparent that Hockey in the good ol' USA is not a high ranking sport in all parts. I dabble in old cars. I find that as a Mistress they nag a bit less. I have been tracking: the Russia-China Natural Gas deal; the unmanned rocket launch; Brazil's commitment regarding Guanabara Bay; advancements in the living donor programs; the results of the sentencing of the Chicago man found guilty of beating the foreign exchange student; the Bit Coin exchanges; and Cisco being a cry-bab-panty-ass in open public. I enjoy a good depate on: Incarseration populations; capital punishment; a wonman's right to choose and the fucked up individuals that think they have the power to think that another individual's life is disposable, especially with their own kids. Just to name a few.

Anyone interested?

[ChicagoBorn]

I smell a familiar odor. Have you ever met Cynthia plaster caster?

Why don't you humm me a few bars and I will try to determine if it is Croce or Kiss.

[ChicagoBorn]

Can't blame one for dropping a crumb or two.

Fucking slob. I'm guessing that's not mayo on your chin either, Slim Jim.

I didn't realize that swallownig was necessary during an introduction here. Maybe you could let the corner-trash jacking you off know that she needs to contain that thing when it goes off.

[ChicagoBorn]

This is the dumbest stupidest worst introductions in the history of introductions in the world, ever, since the invention of introductions.

That was rather inept. Grammer would probably slide you up the scale to worth reading.

[HairOfTheDog]

Anyone interested?

Interested in...

Quality piece of ass? I'm not very interested in the quality of ass that anybody but me is getting, even less so if the quantity is high and the quality is poor.

Good cup of coffee? Yep, nothing sweet and fancy though. I'm only interested in the fresh, strong and black (or slightly creamy) variety.

Debate? Sure, if I disagree with someone's stance on a subject of interest, I enjoy debating it -- as do a few others here.

If I happen to agree or if I'm neutral, engaging discussion is enjoyable as well. Maybe not as enjoyable as a good piece of ass or a quality cup of coffee, but definitely better than a talking-ass or a cup of decaf.

[HairOfTheDog]

Grammer would probably slide you up the scale to worth reading.

That may be a bit unrealistic, ChicagoBorn.

Rumor has it Kelsey lurks here, but he never posts.

Cheers...

[ChicagoBorn]

Rumor has it Kelsey lurks here, but he never posts.

Kelsey _______....? is a hint forthcoming or am I supposted to guess?

[HairOfTheDog]

Rumor has it Kelsey lurks here, but he never posts.

Kelsey _______....? is a hint forthcoming or am I supposted to guess?

Whilst my friend aussie checks her grammar, you might wanna check your spelling.

I bet you can get it from there without another hint ("Cheers" was your first one -- free of charge).

[ChicagoBorn]

Rumor has it Kelsey lurks here, but he never posts.

Kelsey _______....? is a hint forthcoming or am I supposted to guess?

Whilst my friend aussie checks her grammar, you might wanna check your spelling.

I bet you can get it from there without another hint ("Cheers" was your first one -- free of charge).

Crap! Got me there. Operator error, I own it! (and they call it a Smart Phone for Fuck's Sake!)

[HairOfTheDog]

Crap! Got me there. Operator error, I own it! (and they call it a Smart Phone for Fuck's Sake!)

I see.

Claiming to own a basic spelling error made while chastising another poster's grammar, but then blaming the device?

If that's your Norm, you might as well jump off a Cliff; everybody's gonna know your name to be "ass-talker" (<---hint: three "Cheers" references in there, can you spot them all?) and I fear the others here who aren't as gentle as I will mop the floor with you.

Anyway, good luck.

[BlueTiki]

I traditionally enjoy any conversation where the individuals holding it are speaking from their brain and not their ass. A good debate is only outwheighed by a good piece of ass and a quality cup of coffee. I am an avid BlackHawks fan - which I'm confident is no surprise; and I enjoy Hockey overall though it is difficult to be able to watch the game(s) when traveling. It is apparent that Hockey in the good ol' USA is not a high ranking sport in all parts. I dabble in old cars. I find that as a Mistress they nag a bit less. I have been tracking: the Russia-China Natural Gas deal; the unmanned rocket launch; Brazil's commitment regarding Guanabara Bay; advancements in the living donor programs; the results of the sentencing of the Chicago man found guilty of beating the foreign exchange student; the Bit Coin exchanges; and Cisco being a cry-bab-panty-ass in open public. I enjoy a good depate on: Incarseration populations; capital punishment; a wonman's right to choose and the fucked up individuals that think they have the power to think that another individual's life is disposable, especially with their own kids. Just to name a few.

You left out soliloquizing.