THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW

[Duchess]

Have you ever thought that? I do...often.

Got an idea for a new law?

[ramseycat]

There ought to be a kaw against fat chicks wearing skimpy backless tops in public. I don't want to see your back boobs.

[Duchess]

There oughta be a law against someone doing this to a $40,000 Hermes bag. Merry Christmas, honey. I bet she shit.

[Duchess]

That probably should have went in the Annoying Celebrity thread.

[ramseycat]

I would have a coronary....

[aussiefriend]

That's ok Rams they are not wearing it for you! Men don't care, they see women in those tops and know that they use vibatorys.

[ramseycat]

They might not be wearing it for me, but my retinas are burned by the sight. Cover that shit up.

[Cutz]

That's ok Rams they are not wearing it for you! Men don't care, they see women in those tops and know that they use vibatorys.

what's a vibatory? If you're inventing new sex toys... I'll order a dozen.

I'd like to institute a law against having 5 kids as a means of income.

[Duchess]

Apparently there is a machine that allows people to make soda in their own home. Bad, BAD idea. I'm the sugar police.

[crash]

Yeah, it's a new fangled thing called soda stream. They've only been commercially available since the '50s.

[Duchess]

Hahahaha! Of course. I don't pay attention to that shit.

[Duchess]

I've heard about it before today but it's only been within the past year or two I think. Fat ass gadget. Like people need an unlimited supply of a sugary drink.

[Duchess]

...and don't give me any more lip or I'll beat your ass into the ground. I'm ten foot tall & bullet proof.

[crash]

[Duchess]

Hmmmm. A smooch. I feel like you're submitting much too easily. Struggle, mister, STRUGGLE!

[crash]

I thought there was a smilie with big ass lips. That's the closest I could find..

[Duchess]

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

[crash]

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[Duchess]

Now I'm certain of it.

[crash]

You don't like those lips either?