06-19-2014, 08:24 PM
(06-18-2014, 10:05 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(06-17-2014, 07:39 PM)ChicagoBorn Wrote: In realization that I am being a complete ass-hole hypocrite, I just could NOT resist...
"... enjoy YOU'RE pork 'n beans..."
Please tell me you left this just as a love token for me to find?!
"BOOYAH!!"
You tell me... how well do you know me BlueTiki?
Glad to see you're doing the Golden Bears proud.
How well do I know you? Well . . .
After your feeble attempts to get a rise outta the folks here, I'd say your IRL professional demeanor is being put to the test this month and you feel the need to vent.
I think you still use your tablet almost exclusively for Pandora from the hours 9 AM to 6:30 PM.
I know you're a mediocre typist, but a demon on a ten key.
I think the blue-bloods at your country club must have shit their pants when you made your entire club credit available to the women's shelter (yeah . . . a little bird told me about that gift).
I also know your father wore women's size 13 . . . when he put on his stiletto-heeled, thigh-high boot collection.
I know your closest friend and your dog share the same name.
I know you know what 3 restaurants I'd pick, if I were in your town . . . and probably what I'd order.
So . . . how'd I do without revealing personal information?
Good enough?
Well... you're more right than white.