@USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY!

[Carsman]

Lets keep it going!

[Duchess]

That might be the funniest thing I read all day. Every time I think of it I begin to laugh. Barbara Streisand. Still laughing.

[HairOfTheDog]

Probably a wise choice, HotD. Although the Zimmerman strategy had a sliver of a chance of succeeding, the problem with a Zimmerman type defense is that even if some court screws up ridiculously enough to give you a not guilty verdict, 99% of the global population still thinks you're a cunt..

Just because it's fitting, doesn't mean it's feasible.

Well, if he doesn't get off on diminished capacity, I guess part of MS's sentence could include having to brandish a scarlet letter while posting at Mock (a "C" in this case)?

On second thought......I don't think that would be punishment befitting the crimes. It's painfully obvious that MS has no shame and would only revel in the extra attention, despite it being of a negative nature.

We could sentence him to a week of confined "relationship counseling and psychological treatment" in the custody of ramsey and aussie. They could probably verbally whip his sorry sinful ass into shape, or at least drive the (boring, mainstream, suburban) perversion right outta him. Incarceration should also be rehabilitative, after all.

IDK. Aside from forcing him to confess to his wife, have you any other sentencing recommendations in mind?

[Midwest Spy]

It's all taken care of.

I've sentenced myself to wearing horse-blinders while I'm away from home. Never again will a pretty woman catch my attention out of my peripheral vision.

Problem

Solved

[Duchess]

Suburban

[HairOfTheDog]

It's all taken care of.

I've sentenced myself to wearing horse-blinders while I'm away from home. Never again will a pretty woman catch my attention out of my peripheral vision.

Problem

Solved

You have the right to remain silent, but quite obviously lack the smarts to exercise it.

The defendant has no say in sentencing.

You are at the mercy of the court.

[Midwest Spy]

It's all taken care of.

I've sentenced myself to wearing horse-blinders while I'm away from home. Never again will a pretty woman catch my attention out of my peripheral vision.

Problem

Solved

You have the right to remain silent, but quite obviously lack the smarts to exercise it.

I'd like to persuade you to join my team again.

Have I told you lately how smart, funny, clever and devastatingly beautiful you are?

I need you.

Oh, and I'll also help YOU with your Scrabble skills.

Everybody wins.

[HairOfTheDog]

The death penalty it is.

The only question remaining is whether a jury of your peers will choose to have you hung from the nearest tree, executed by firing squad, or thrown to the wolves.

Stay tuned...

[Midwest Spy]

^ I feel like I'm losing you?

[HairOfTheDog]

After considering the sentencing recommendations thus far presented, I'm casting my vote in agreement with Duchess...

...with a slight modification.

You will not be strung up by the neck, MS. There's a better (and, in this case, more befitting) way.

[Duchess]

Hey User, here's Emily, that cutie pie from the Blurred Lines video. That vid sure did help with her career.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm a little worried that user's organic approach to resolving her spider home invasion crisis wasn't effective.

I told her to call Billy, but she's stubborn -- "I can handle it myself!", she insisted.

Now, her little problem has probably grown legs and spun out of control; hard to get out from under it at that point.



French Fry -- you okay?