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EATING CORN ON THE COB
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08-14-2014, 06:12 AM


Do you have a method? Round & round? Down one side and return? Everyone has their own way of eating it.
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08-14-2014, 06:50 AM
Down and back, typewriter style
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08-14-2014, 09:31 AM
My Dads old wife who was about 70 yrs old used to butter the cob up with her hands using one then the other, massaging the damn thing, stroking it and looking at it, lovingly licking her lips before going down on it with the eyes of a porn star. That always freaked me out, I had to look away and my Dad would just roll his eyes. Sometimes her dentures would get stuck on it.
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08-14-2014, 10:56 AM
I think we already had this conversation once. Always start from the left at the small end to the right at thick end and back.
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08-14-2014, 10:59 AM
(08-14-2014, 10:56 AM)sally Wrote: I think we already had this conversation once.


I'm sure you're right. After all these years there isn't much we haven't covered.
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08-14-2014, 11:04 AM
YUP.....................horny corny
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08-14-2014, 11:12 AM
I eat it, leaving bits of corn on the cob, and then give the cob to the rats to finish off the remaining bits.
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08-14-2014, 11:15 AM
My Newfoundland's favorite treat is a corn cob, he likes them better steak I think.
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08-14-2014, 11:19 AM
(08-14-2014, 10:56 AM)sally Wrote: I think we already had this conversation once. Always start from the left at the small end to the right at thick end and back.

You got it backwards...right to left. Maybe it's because I'm a lefty and need the small end on the right.
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08-14-2014, 11:21 AM


I'm like a buzz saw. Down one side and then back up. Nom Nom Nom
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08-14-2014, 05:39 PM
I put the whole cob in my mouth and then pull it back out peeling the kernels off top and bottom with my teeth. Then turn it 90 degrees and repeat.
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08-14-2014, 05:54 PM
(08-14-2014, 11:19 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(08-14-2014, 10:56 AM)sally Wrote: I think we already had this conversation once. Always start from the left at the small end to the right at thick end and back.

You got it backwards...right to left. Maybe it's because I'm a lefty and need the small end on the right.

No that's not it, I'm a lefty too.
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08-14-2014, 05:57 PM
(08-14-2014, 11:15 AM)sally Wrote: My Newfoundland's favorite treat is a corn cob, he likes them better steak I think.

Ramsey?
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08-14-2014, 08:01 PM
(08-14-2014, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-14-2014, 11:19 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(08-14-2014, 10:56 AM)sally Wrote: I think we already had this conversation once. Always start from the left at the small end to the right at thick end and back.

You got it backwards...right to left. Maybe it's because I'm a lefty and need the small end on the right.

No that's not it, I'm a lefty too.


hmm...I guess I just go against the crowd. I'm sitting here trying to picture myself eating it from left to right and it's not working for me...hah
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08-14-2014, 08:09 PM
You're all weird. I just eat the fucking corn. Pick it up and eat it without a thought. Bunch of OCD fuckers..
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08-14-2014, 08:12 PM
(08-14-2014, 08:09 PM)crash Wrote: You're all weird. I just eat the fucking corn. Pick it up and eat it without a thought. Bunch of OCD fuckers..

^^this is true^^

My biggest OCD is crooked pictures on the wall. Drives me absolutely bonkers. If I come to your house to visit and you have a crooked pic hanging on the wall...I'm gonna be rude and go straighten that fucker out.
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08-14-2014, 08:14 PM
(08-14-2014, 08:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: My biggest OCD is crooked pictures on the wall. Drives me absolutely bonkers. If I come to your house to visit and you have a crooked pic hanging on the wall...I'm gonna be rude and go straighten that fucker out.

That's not weird. Everybody does that. Right..?
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08-14-2014, 08:17 PM
(08-14-2014, 08:09 PM)crash Wrote: You're all weird. I just eat the fucking corn. Pick it up and eat it without a thought. Bunch of OCD fuckers..

But did you ever stop to think how you really eat it? Close your eyes, pretend it's in your hand and concentrate. Now tell me how you do it.

Damn, I just tried that and I think I was wrong. I go for the big end first, but still left to right.
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08-14-2014, 08:19 PM
(08-14-2014, 08:14 PM)crash Wrote:
(08-14-2014, 08:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: My biggest OCD is crooked pictures on the wall. Drives me absolutely bonkers. If I come to your house to visit and you have a crooked pic hanging on the wall...I'm gonna be rude and go straighten that fucker out.

That's not weird. Everybody does that. Right..?


hah

No, I don't think they do.
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08-14-2014, 08:21 PM
(08-14-2014, 08:17 PM)sally Wrote: But did you ever stop to think how you really eat it? Close your eyes, pretend it's in your hand and concentrate. Now tell me how you do it.

Damn, I just tried that and I think I was wrong. I go for the big end first, but still left to right.

Sometimes I do it one handed, sometimes with both. I just pick it up and eat it. I don't recall having to have one end on the right or left. Sometimes I go round and round. Sometimes, if I'm with company in a formal setting, I even eat it with a knife and fork.
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