SHE HIT IT LIKE A NORTHERN

[Midwest Spy]

and other great sexual inferences.

Got any?

In this case, 'Northern' refers to a Northern Pike, a fish with a reputation of hitting your lure hard and fast.

Regional sayings get extra points.

[sally]

This thread of yours isn't very popular MS. I'm doing you a solid and bumping it up.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Never thought about comparing how a woman does her thing to how hard a fish hits a lure.
Still not thinking about it

[Midwest Spy]

This thread of yours isn't very popular MS. I'm doing you a solid and bumping it up.

I was really hoping to get your take from those days when you were holed up with the Seminole Indians.

Must've been some very different native sayings.

[sally]

Yes, my native name is Cetanwakuwa which translates to flying twat.

[Blindgreed1]

Yes, my native name is Cetanwakuwa which translates to flying twat.

[sally]

And then of course my husband Adoeete- He who pounds big ass, had an affair with Chu'mana- Beautiful Beaver. That's why I ended up leaving the tribe.

[Duchess]

Don't stop the story there.

[sally]

It was the last straw when I found out he was doing the wigwam with my sister She Who Smokes The Pipe.

[Blindgreed1]

It was the last straw when I found it he was doing the wigwam with my sister She Who Smokes The Pipe.

I think I know your sister!

[HairOfTheDog]

And then of course my husband Adoeete- He who pounds big ass, had an affair with Chu'mana- Beautiful Beaver. That's why I ended up leaving the tribe.

Effin' Chu'mana. That Beautiful Beaver is always making herself at home on some other squaw's totem pole. Adoeete was probably just another feather in her cap.

I don't blame you for seeing red and flying outta there though, Cetanwakuwa.

[sally]

I regret leaving my brother Dances With Queers behind. I'm not sure what became of him, he disgraced the whole family when we caught him on the mountain doing the Indian Sizzler with a white man.

[Cutz]

I regret leaving my brother Dances With Queers behind. I'm not sure what became of him

He hosted American Idol.

[HairOfTheDog]

I can't guarantee that this is true, Flying Twat, because I heard it from Fewteetha (translation: She of Flapping Gums) before she got busted for scalping tickets to Burning Man. But, she said Dancing With Queens may be in trouble.

According to Gums, Queens tried to buck the tribal prejudice and kept doing the hustle with Christian mountain men. He even shared a teepee with one for a short while before some of the tribesmen held a bow to Queens' head and ran him off.

Apparently, Queens ended up in Georgia and was trying to make a living as a medicine man (heroin dealer) in the burbs, but some vigilante mom threatened to disappear his ass and he's not been heard from in a week or so.

But, you ain't heard it from me.

[sally]

Well if he does come back around all he has to do is sweet talk her and she'll forget about the heroin and hit it like a Northern Pike.

[Midwest Spy]

I regret leaving my brother Dances With Queers behind. I'm not sure what became of him

He hosted American Idol.

Cutz, that was good.

I'll acknowledge it.

You'll note that Dances With Queens makes a point of being photographed with hot women from time to time, just to throw the bloodhounds off the scent.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well if he does come back around all he has to do is sweet talk her and she'll forget about the heroin and hit it like a Northern Pike.

Yeah, I wouldn't worry too much about Queens.

Queens told Gums that vigilante mom claimed to have a weapon in her robe pocket when she death-threated him. But, he thought it was shaped more like a double-headed dildo.

Either way, he didn't want any part of that shit -- so, he's probably just laying low.

[Blindgreed1]

I regret leaving my brother Dances With Queers behind. I'm not sure what became of him

He hosted American Idol.

Cutz, that was good.

I'll acknowledge it.

You'll note that Dances With Queens makes a point of being photographed with hot women from time to time, just to throw the bloodhounds off the scent.

Fag hags are a fact of life MS.

[Midwest Spy]

I regret leaving my brother Dances With Queers behind. I'm not sure what became of him

He hosted American Idol.

Cutz, that was good.

I'll acknowledge it.

You'll note that Dances With Queens makes a point of being photographed with hot women from time to time, just to throw the bloodhounds off the scent.

Fag hags are a fact of life MS.

I should've known that since Will & Grace is one of my favorite shows.

[sally]

Just curious, did everyone already know what an Indian Sizzler is? I thought I was supposed to get extra points for that.