Fucked up Funeral

[Sinister]

That's a great classic, Syber. I think those huge fenders look wicked!

I edited your post to shrink the pic because you'd blown the shit out of the margins. If you want to avoid that in the future, use this link; http://www.drpic.com/

[SyberBitch]

Great, more posts involving biker crap.

Thanks.

I guess you'd prefer a 'sit-n-spin' ::finger::

[SyberBitch]

That's a great classic, Syber. I think those huge fenders look wicked!

Yeah, vintage does it for me. Hell, my husband was old enough to be my dad... must be a theme.

I edited your post to shrink the pic because you'd blown the shit out of the margins. If you want to avoid that in the future, use this link; http://www.drpic.com/

Thanks... nice utility. I didn't realize that image was so wide until I linked it.

[Sinister]

Thanks... nice utility. I didn't realize that image was so wide until I linked it.

De nada. ::bigg::

Sometimes it's hard to tell until you post it, and for some folks it doesn't blow the margins. I only go by what I see on my own monitor.

[DPD Chick]

You are a great writer.

um, yeah that's all I have to add

[Lady Cop]

my kids better cremate me. (but not tomorrow).::bigg::

that funeral money could go to something useful.

[The Afterbirth]

I'm not saying that it should happen, I'm just saying that shit happens. Human error is always an issue and even more so when people perceive it as an unimportant detail. I work on an ambulance and as important as gloves are, we've still left out without them because someone gets so caught up with checking the AED or something else. I can't claim I've never had an off day and forgotten something important, can you?

[The Afterbirth]

Nice bikes btw...Always like the Indians too..

Maybe one of these days I'll be able to get one.

[Jurassic]

that funeral money could go to something useful.

Can you leave your body to Medical Science over there, that way there are no funeral costs.

[Sinister]

my kids better cremate me. (but not tomorrow).::bigg::

Make sure that's what happens in a living will. I've got all that shit planned out. I'll be dumped in the woods at my Gramps' farm to feed the fucking wildlife. No machines, no drastic measures; pull the fucking plug and cook my ass into bird food. Then go party hard.

[AnonyMoose]

my kids better cremate me. (but not tomorrow).::bigg::

Make sure that's what happens in a living will. I've got all that shit planned out. I'll be dumped in the woods at my Gramps' farm to feed the fucking wildlife. No machines, no drastic measures; pull the fucking plug and cook my ass into bird food. Then go party hard.

I want my last shit lobbed through a Mosque front window with a Catapault; and the rest of me can be cooked into ashes and dropped from a plane.

[ramseycat]

Nice bikes btw...Always like the Indians too..

Maybe one of these days I'll be able to get one.

TA, is that your car in your sig? Nice!

[Liquid]

Today I buried my grandfather. Well, no *I* didn't do you stupid halfwits, the overpaid excuse for a funeral parlor did, but I have never been more disgusted by a service in all my life.[....]


So, that was my day... and first rant as a member.

[size=3]sounds like you are all a bunch of inbred ungrateful assholes.
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[SyberBitch]

my kids better cremate me. (but not tomorrow).::bigg::

::lmao:: Well, mine will be 2 in a few months, so I don't have to worry about that quite yet (him trying to cremate me before my time). Well, I hope not anyway. If he takes after me, it could be a problem. =p

And I totally agree about using the money for something more important.

I would much prefer a webpage in the virtual mausoleum I'm making... and that's damned near free.

[Sinister]

Today I buried my grandfather. Well, no *I* didn't do you stupid halfwits, the overpaid excuse for a funeral parlor did, but I have never been more disgusted by a service in all my life.[....]


So, that was my day... and first rant as a member.

[size=3]sounds like you are all a bunch of inbred ungrateful assholes.
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Liquid, I edited out 95% of your quote. For fuck's sake is it really necessary to quote the entire OP? The answer to that question is NO IT IS NOT. No one wants to scroll past all that shit twice, retard.

[Liquid]

Today I buried my grandfather. Well, no *I* didn't do you stupid halfwits, the overpaid excuse for a funeral parlor did, but I have never been more disgusted by a service in all my life.[....]


So, that was my day... and first rant as a member.

sounds like you are all a bunch of inbred ungrateful assholes.

Liquid, I edited out 95% of your quote. For fuck's sake is it really necessary to quote the entire OP? The answer to that question is NO IT IS NOT. No one wants to scroll past all that shit twice, retard.

who the fuck cares what you do anymore. you are a toy princess who noone takes seriously anymore. You are a toy cop on the mock site. woo hoo. you should be so proud.

now go back to being the pussy hall monitor.

[SyberBitch]

I'm not saying that it should happen, I'm just saying that shit happens. Human error is always an issue and even more so when people perceive it as an unimportant detail. I work on an ambulance and as important as gloves are, we've still left out without them because someone gets so caught up with checking the AED or something else. I can't claim I've never had an off day and forgotten something important, can you?

I forget important stuff all the time... but ya know, as comparatively little as I get paid (compared to these overstuffed assholes at funeral homes), I make it right when I DO forget something, even if it has to come out of my pocket (which it usually does).

It sounds like the tire incident was handled really poorly and they should've had some sort of backup plan in place. But really... something as stupid as not having a spare tire??

And geeze, don't you guys have a checklist you have to go over every day on an ambulance? Sort of like an airplane.... you know... "syringes - check, gauze - check, gloves - ok, what asshole has been stealing the gloves again?"

[SyberBitch]

that funeral money could go to something useful.

Can you leave your body to Medical Science over there, that way there are no funeral costs.

I'd rather part mine out and sell it, so my kid would be in the green from my death... funny how they won't let you sell your OWN body parts, but if you need a transplant, you sure as hell have to pay for that shit!!

[SyberBitch]

I want my last shit lobbed through a Mosque front window with a Catapault;

Damn... that wasn't bad! ::thumbs::

I would prefer the window of some local church gathering, but that's just me I guess.

[SyberBitch]

Today I buried my grandfather. Well, no *I* didn't do you stupid halfwits, the overpaid excuse for a funeral parlor did, but I have never been more disgusted by a service in all my life.[....]


So, that was my day... and first rant as a member.

sounds like you are all a bunch of inbred ungrateful assholes.

You have an impressive grasp of the obvious.