Reserved for...

[Duchess]

I love doing things just for the fuck of it.

[Maggot]

I can't see what all the fuss is about, its a freaking movable sign fucktards! Get off your ass, throw it in the trunk, and move it to the farthest spot. Problem solved.

[sally]

Ok, you have three options.

[username]

Ok, you have three options.

What's the point of requiring businesses to have a super special liquor license to sell alcohol on Sunday's? I was turned down by two places today but thankfully my hotel can liquor me up. oHIo.

[sally]

Here in Ormond Beach you can't buy alcohol until 12 pm on Sundays, but if you drive a few blocks into Daytona beach you can buy it there. Retarded, whoever comes up with this shit should be shot.

There have been times when we were going camping or to the beach or having friends over on Sunday and I wanted to get the beer and ice ahead of time. But oh no, we want to make it inconvenient for you so you either have to come back after 12 or drive to another store, today is God's day and he doesn't want you drinking before noon.

[Maggot]

The reason why N.H. is the booze capitol is because every other state bordering it comes here to buy it cheap.

[Duchess]

We used to have a blue law here but it never made a difference to me, it takes as long to go into the bordering state to buy as it does to run into town and buy.

[HairOfTheDog]

Thank God we live in such a conservative state. Red, that's us!

Very right wing.

Last night I was catching up on posts on the bus ride home and drifted off.

I dreamed that you and your daughter got on the bus but you weren't sure where you were going. You really wanted some Twizzlers and couldn't believe they didn't sell them on the bus. You just kept talking about Twizzlers and finally decided to give the driver some money to pull over so you could get out and go find some. I tried to talk you out of it, but you and your girl got off the bus on the side of the freeway with your huge backpacks and headed towards the gas station mini-mart.

I don't know if you got the Twizzlers or not.

[Carsman]

If I had the balls I'd change those signs to say "LAZY BASTARDS ONLY" because that's about what it amounts too. It might not apply to every case but certainly more often than not.

I was under the impression that the store proprietors were the one's responsible for putting up those parking signs to entice expectant mom's to shop in their establishments.

[username]

If I had the balls I'd change those signs to say "LAZY BASTARDS ONLY" because that's about what it amounts too. It might not apply to every case but certainly more often than not.

I was under the impression that the store proprietors were the one's responsible for putting up those parking signs to entice expectant mom's to shop in their establishments.

Well then the big and tall stores for men should have parking for tall, fat men then, right? Where does it end? Parking at vitamin stores for the vitamin deficient? Pffffttttt.

[Maggot]

I like the idea of signs in the parking lot of liquor stores that say "reserved for people to drunk to walk far from their car".

[HairOfTheDog]

Hey, I think you're all on to something. The signs probably are a good target marketing/incentive strategy.

Outside of the waxing salon: "Reserved for big-bushed babes"?

(MS's old friend would probably stalk that lot, though.)

[sally]

What about the Adult Super Store? Reserved for men with noticeable erections?

[HairOfTheDog]

^ That might attract some proud customers.

(Ramsey would probably stalk that lot, though.)

[Carsman]

What about the Adult Super Store? Reserved for men with noticeable erections?

Those guys are easy to spot, they are the one's who walk towards the store backwards!

[blueberryhill]

Speaking of reserved parking, brought back memories of when I worked on a military base in the 60s. It was a Garrison unit, and certain parking spots could be designated by rank, i.e, CO, Sergeant Major, etc., but the First Sergeant there decided he would reserve a spot for me (a civilian) by name. Very sweet of him but, we later were penalized by it by the Inspector General on one of their inspection visits. The unit got dinged for having a civilian's name written on reserved parking spot so no more reserved parking for me.

[Carsman]

Speaking of reserved parking, brought back memories of when I worked on a military base in the 60s. It was a Garrison unit, and certain parking spots could be designated by rank, i.e, CO, Sergeant Major, etc., but the First Sergeant there decided he would reserve a spot for me (a civilian) by name. Very sweet of him but, we later were penalized by it by the Inspector General on one of their inspection visits. The unit got dinged for having a civilian's name written on reserved parking spot so no more reserved parking for me.

Speaking of reserved parking, I used to work at a very large govt facility, where the parking lots (several of them) were like a mile long. I was lucky enough for the last 15 years of working, to have a position where one of the perks I had was to park in an electronic gate protected lot (needed to swipe badge for entry) only 50 yards from the main entrance.
It was great, especially in the rain & SNOW/ICE, loved it!
(It sorta got cancelled out, since I used to have to walk most days around 4 to 5 miles, (inside the buildings) going to various sections I was in charge of, meetings, presentations, viewing product problems, and the like)