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#1
03-13-2015, 10:47 AM
And perhaps some of the "Hens" will get a chuckle as well.

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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03-13-2015, 11:08 AM


Stop here Shove a hen up your butt, mister.
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03-13-2015, 11:08 AM
Lol
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03-13-2015, 11:16 AM
cluck-cluck
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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03-13-2015, 11:42 AM
I laughed so hard I cried. Funniest commercial I've seen to date I think.
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03-13-2015, 11:48 AM
(03-13-2015, 10:47 AM)thekid65 Wrote: And perhaps some of the "Hens" will get a chuckle as well.


I laughed. I hate giving you that after being called a hen though.
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03-13-2015, 07:08 PM
Hey, I didn't you the adjective cackling, so cut me some slack!
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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#8
03-13-2015, 07:12 PM


I feel like you are being forceful when you give me the exclamation point.

hah
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03-13-2015, 08:12 PM
I couldn't figure out how to DL a facebook video, so here is the link.
Funny as hell, glad it wasn't me in there with him
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=650530081725346
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03-13-2015, 10:05 PM
Found it on youtube
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03-13-2015, 11:07 PM
(03-13-2015, 10:05 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Found it on youtube

hah

The video being in Spanish makes it funnier.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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03-14-2015, 07:22 AM
(03-13-2015, 10:05 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Found it on youtube

hah

I don't think the second guy could have been any more gay.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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03-14-2015, 07:32 AM
(03-13-2015, 10:05 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Found it on youtube


115

Can't believe I'm watching this shit.
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03-14-2015, 09:53 AM
Oh my god! That was hysterical. I have to show that to the boys.
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03-14-2015, 10:02 AM
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03-14-2015, 10:11 AM
(03-14-2015, 10:02 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: 28


The gay guy's reaction had me laughing out loud! Even now just thinking about it is making me laugh.
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#17
03-14-2015, 07:23 PM
One for the ladies
I got to laughing so hard I had a coughing fit and now have a headache...Great
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03-16-2015, 02:54 PM
My shit stunk so bad......

They had to land the fucking airplane

Ahahahahahhaha....damn, that would be epic had I laid that turd. One of my proudest moments, no doubt.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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03-16-2015, 05:38 PM
Friend from across the pond sent me this in return. I had to watch it twice to wrap "mah heed arun the axant" but it's pretty funny.
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03-16-2015, 06:13 PM
(03-16-2015, 02:54 PM)thekid65 Wrote: that would be epic had I laid that turd. One of my proudest moments


hah Stop it!
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