IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT

[username]

I really don't notice brands and quite honestly, I think people that carry around big bags with LV all over them are shmucks. I purposefully avoid bags (or anything else) that carry logos all over them. It smells of "look at me, look at ME". I prefer my clothing, accessories, handbags to be good quality but I shun any logo apparent items. Tacky...ick.
Nouveau riche.

The price of a womans garments doesn't mean squat to me as long as she looks good in them and they end up on my bedroom floor at some point.

Amen!

If I absolutely love something that's pricey, I might buy it but if I see something at Target I like, I'll buy that too.

[Carsman]

And any ammount of class isn't going to change the fact that he hit the nail on the head. You look like Sally Jesse Raphael.

I'm trying to read this thread but the typos are distracting.

FFS, proof read your posts, people!

....carry on....

Whhat Typoes?

[aussiefriend]

You can be stylish and glamorous on a budget. Even if you go op shopping. There are some groovy clothes out there. I think of some of those mutton dressed as lamb women on those reality shows who have all the money in the world but look like a bunch of tools.

[Midwest Spy]

You can be stylish and glamorous on a budget. Even if you go op shopping. There are some groovy clothes out there. I think of some of those mutton dressed as lamb women on those reality shows who have all the money in the world but look like a bunch of tools.

I really think you could make Clang standout as a beautiful, yet obese, woman.

I hope he lets you try.

[Duchess]

I'd love a shot at doing that for Clang.

[sally]

Clang is never going o look like a beautiful woman no matter what you do to him. Jesus Christ, get real. He's a man and doesn't have any womanly features at all. Except for maybe his strange little penis he keeps talking about that might pass for an oversized clit.

[Duchess]

He can use some help for fuckssake. I'm not oblivious to what I'd be working with.

[sally]

He needs some help alright. Help in the head. Plus he said that he gets turned on when he dolls up, do you really want to be around for that?

[Duchess]

I'm not worried about that. I'd slap it and that lil' turtle will pull his head in...

...and besides, Clang isn't gettin' it up for a geezer. Get real.

[Midwest Spy]

I'm not worried about that. I'd slap it and that lil' turtle will pull his head in...

...and besides, Clang isn't gettin' it up for a geezer. Get real.

You've subtly posted enough pics of yourself in your bikini that we all know you're not some haggard old geezer with droopy boobs to her knees.

However, I still don't think Clang would get aroused.

[Clang McFly]

He can use some help for fuckssake. I'm not oblivious to what I'd be working with.

I'm not oblivious either. I'm 6 feet tall without heels, ffs.

[Clang McFly]

I'd love a shot at doing that for Clang.

[Duchess]

You're not entering a beauty contest, you're satisfying your desires.

[Clang McFly]

I'd love a shot at doing that for Clang.

[Clang McFly]

You're not entering a beauty contest, you're satisfying your desires.

Sadly, not as much as I'd like these days. Need to move out and get some privacy from the family. Jokes I've made about crossdressing in the past, make me feel like they wouldn't be receptive if they found out I did it for real.

[sally]

I think her neurosis has rubbed off on me. I think I might have Alzheimer's. One day I couldn't spell military. Easy word, didn't have an issue with it just now but for the life of me I could not spell it that day. I ended up googling it. Another day, I filled the cat's bowl and promptly walked to the trash can and dum ped it out. Granted I wasn't focused, I was having a conversation in my mind at the time.

Does that sound like dementia?

Yes it sounds like dementia and it's all your fault.

I just dropped all of my business bills and invoices in the mail bin outside of the post office and as soon as I drove away I realized I didn't put the stamps on them. That's about as retarded as it gets.

[Duchess]

That's about as retarded as it gets.

You're old! The little one will be leading you around before you know it, Grammaw.

[sally]

They'll probably get a good laugh in the mail room about the fucking moron that put 20 envelopes in the bin with no stamps on them.

[Carsman]

I think her neurosis has rubbed off on me. I think I might have Alzheimer's. One day I couldn't spell military. Easy word, didn't have an issue with it just now but for the life of me I could not spell it that day. I ended up googling it. Another day, I filled the cat's bowl and promptly walked to the trash can and dum ped it out. Granted I wasn't focused, I was having a conversation in my mind at the time.

Does that sound like dementia?

Yes it sounds like dementia and it's all your fault.

I just dropped all of my business bills and invoices in the mail bin outside of the post office and as soon as I drove away I realized I didn't put the stamps on them. That's about as retarded as it gets.

You just mailed them COD. (And maybe only a little retarded)

[Maggot]

What happened to the mail? What waht!!!