How do you shake hands?

[Duchess]

I like trivia like that, I find it interesting.

[Maggot]

I've come out of the bathroom after using it and washing my hands but leaving the right hand slightly wet then shake a hand. Its relieving and makes me smile.

[Cutz]

Wouldn't it be fun to walk down the street carrying a sword?

[Maggot]

Wouldn't it be fun to walk down the street carrying a sword?

Anyone can do that now right?

[username]

We don't have any guns in the house but we do have a sword. It's in the laundry room, behind the ironing board.

[Jimbone]

There is a samurai course coming up in Hokido, Japan babe, you understand, right?

[Blindgreed1]

Fun fact: handshaking began as a necessary preserver of life during the more violent ages of history. When men met on the road there was equal probability one would be a robber or a murderer. The practice of offering one's right hand, the usual sword wielding hand, in a gesture signifying "I am unarmed and mean no harm" gradually became the universal symbol of friendly greeting even as swords stopped being widely carried.

Here's another fun fact: People in India don't shake with their right hand, but rather the left because the right hand is reserved for cleaning one's ass after a bowel movement. Toilet paper is not common in India. Hey... Do you guys like Indian food?

[username]

There is a samurai course coming up in Hokido, Japan babe, you understand, right?

It's a "must attend", right?

I'm going home with my son on Friday, leaving for So. Cal Sunday morning which means I'm briefly going to cross paths with my husband. I might have to stick him with the damn sword.

[Jimbone]

It's a "must attend", right?

I'm going home with my son on Friday, leaving for So. Cal Sunday morning which means I'm briefly going to cross paths with my husband. I might have to stick him with the damn sword.

Must attend is an understatement!

More likely he's going to try to stick you with his sword. His pork sword.

[Cutz]

(He means his penis)

[username]

(He means his penis)

Thank you for clarifying.

No sex and no birthday cakes!!

[Jimbone]

Thank you for clarifying.

No sex and no birthday cakes!!

That's the spirit! You want to really make him feel crappy and that he doesn't matter that's the way to do it!

[F.U.]

It all depends on the person/situation for me. If it is a stranger they get a traditional firm handshake with constant eye contact. If it is a rider they get the biker [fingers on top] handshake where both parties take a ¹⁄₂ step forward, keeping still clenched hands between us and then a double pat on the back. If it is a Brother it is a big hug. A sister gets a firm hug and a peck on the cheek and a strange female gets a firm but not to firm traditional handshake with constant eye contact [wouldn't want them to think I am checking out their rack already. Plenty of time for that later, lol] .

[ramseycat]

And what wound I get FU?

[F.U.]

A look over from head to toe, a grin, a great big hug and a sensual kiss.

E.T.A. . . And that's all the general public needs to know. The next thing they see will be you on the back of my bike as they hear the rumble of my pipes as we head off out of site.

[ramseycat]

Yes!!!

[Cutz]

I'm a biker and I've never done a handshake with fingers on top.

[F.U.]

You've never shook hands like this?

[Cynical Ninja]

When I shake hands I do it firmly and always make eye contact.

Just like my wife does when she's sucking my junk.

[Duchess]