MS IS A BAD CHRISTIAN

[Blindgreed1]

I'm going to give you a choice to make.

Either ignore everything I've got say here or I will jinx your precious football team for 2015.

You know I can.

Good Christians don't make threats.

Would you like me to share my thoughts about the 2015 Philadelphia Eagles?

Any supersticious Catholic knows that you can't use a "gift from god" for your own personal gain so go for it.

[Duchess]

You'd be lost around little kids.

You ain't kiddin. Petrified too!

[Blindgreed1]

Does anyone here even grasp what the 1^st grade teacher was trying to tell parents about Kindergartners transitioning to 1^st Grade?

Like it was a mystery before now? Suddenly in 2015 parents need to be told this? Did they tell you about potty training before preschool too?

You sure talk a good game.

You'd be lost around little kids.

I disagree bruthah. She's spot on. I've raised two. One in college, the other kicking and screaming her way through HS right now.

[Midwest Spy]

I'm going to give you a choice to make.

Either ignore everything I've got say here or I will jinx your precious football team for 2015.

You know I can.

Good Christians don't make threats.

Would you like me to share my thoughts about the 2015 Philadelphia Eagles?

Any supersticious Catholic knows that you can't use a "gift from god" for your own personal gain so go for it.

I'm not Catholic so I don't understand what you're talking about.

I understand Catholics come with a ton of guilt and shame but didn't know they had special football powers.

Who knew?

[Duchess]

I disagree bruthah. She's spot on.

Oh wow! *fluffs hair* I'm on a freakin' roll!

[Blindgreed1]

I'm going to give you a choice to make.

Either ignore everything I've got say here or I will jinx your precious football team for 2015.

You know I can.

Good Christians don't make threats.

Would you like me to share my thoughts about the 2015 Philadelphia Eagles?

Any supersticious Catholic knows that you can't use a "gift from god" for your own personal gain so go for it.

I'm not Catholic so I don't understand what you're talking about.

I understand Catholics come with a ton of guilt and shame but didn't know they had special football powers.

Who knew?

Santa Clause and the Easter bunny rate about as high as any god to me MS so take that for what it's worth. Catholics, Baptists, Jews, Satanists, Muslims... It's all basically the same to me.

[Blindgreed1]

I disagree bruthah. She's spot on.

Oh wow! *fluffs hair* I'm on a freakin' roll!

indeed you are.

[Duchess]

we should all put up an apology for a particularly prickish post that we've made and ask for the community's forgiveness.

If I can only have one I'd like it to be the worst thing I ever said to MS. I don't know what that is but I know it's out there. Right now, I have a tremendous amount of guilt where he is concerned. Please forgive me, MS. I should have protected you better. I don't know where you are but I hope you haven't been traumatized by gay porn, gay chops, homosexual men, or whatever the hell they are called.

[ramseycat]

Where is the real Duchess? What did you do to her????

[Clang McFly]

Where is the real Duchess? What did you do to her????

the last of the real Duchess died a few days ago when Duchess molted too much of her skin and her soul came off with it.

[blueberryhill]

Yes, the school district says that with a child going into 1^st grade, the summer before, have them lose at games and then learn how to handle it.

Stop listening to other people tell you how to raise your kids for fucks sake. What if your kid is winner, what if winning comes easy to them, you're supposed to make them fail in order to learn how to deal with it on their summer vacation? Jesus Christ.

I spend just about every free moment I have with my kids kicking their ass at Chutes & Ladders and Go Fish.

They know how to lose with class & style.

OMG, I am so happy that someone else had to spend hours upon hours playing Go Fish.....She finally has outgrown this game, thank God.
Yes, MS, you are a good sport and I think you are a nice person IRL.

I am happy that you find comfort in the Bible. I believe in a higher power and don't necessarily not believe in God/Jesus, but I have serious doubts and question why people chose to live by words written a few years back.....a bit outdated for my taste. I think it is all about how you treat your fellow man. Just let me repeat that I don't like people who call themselves Christians, but who are bigots, hypocrites, judgmental, self righteous, two faced, hateful, phony, etc. in the name of their religion.

[Cutz]

Just let me repeat that I don't like people who call themselves Christians, but who are bigots, hypocrites, judgmental, self righteous, two faced, hateful, phony, etc. in the name of their religion.

How hateful, judgmental, and self righteous of you.

[Duchess]

Duchess molted too much of her skin and her soul came off with it.

Ohmaigods! I shed my soul. I SHED MY SOUL! *worried look*

[crash]

Good Christians don't attempt blackmail.

Wut?

Christianity is built on the concept..

Tow the fucking line or go to hell!

[Duchess]

It was said tongue in cheek because he was faux threatening my team.

[crash]

I think he was being serious. He has the gift. But the positive is if he means to curse them, then they're probably in for a great year. But then again, his football mojo just seems to be shithouse whether he means it or not, so maybe your team is fucked. You could always start the NFL 2016 thread now and give yourself something to look forward to?

[Duchess]

I'm going to choose to think I'm in for a great year, one that is fun & exciting and filled with winning. Yeah. I'm going with that. I have to.

[Midwest Spy]

I think he was being serious. He has the gift. But the positive is if he means to curse them, then they're probably in for a great year. But then again, his football mojo just seems to be shithouse whether he means it or not, so maybe your team is fucked. You could always start the NFL 2016 thread now and give yourself something to look forward to?

That was pretty damned funny and pretty damned accurate.

[Jimbone]

I'm going to choose to think I'm in for a great year, one that is fun & exciting and filled with winning. Yeah. I'm going with that. I have to.

Oh God, how many of our seasons have started that way...

[Duchess]

Oh God, how many of our seasons have started that way...

I try to never look back. I like to remain positive & move forward.

Every time my team steps on the field I fully expect to win. I get nervous & filled with anxiety but I always maintain a positive attitude. So many game days I've spent with my head in my hands muttering and I often wonder why I spend so many months yearning for game day. It makes me insane. I wish I could watch a game like normal people.